WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.708 --> 00:00:03.208 PERCY: Thank you for taking the time to speak with me Ms. Blyndeff 00:00:03.208 --> 00:00:05.291 MOLLY: Oh, it's no problem detective! 00:00:05.291 --> 00:00:08.208 You did rescue me from those Banzai Blasters, after all. 00:00:08.666 --> 00:00:09.958 And "Molly"'s fine! 00:00:09.958 --> 00:00:11.083 Very well... 00:00:11.083 --> 00:00:12.083 Please. 00:00:12.833 --> 00:00:14.250 Call me "Percy". 00:00:14.250 --> 00:00:15.583 Okay... 00:00:15.875 --> 00:00:17.958 Would you like some tea, Percy? 00:00:17.958 --> 00:00:19.833 [She holds up a toy teapot.] 00:00:19.833 --> 00:00:21.750 Yes. Thank you. 00:00:21.750 --> 00:00:23.666 I was actually hoping I might ask you some 00:00:23.666 --> 00:00:25.083 questions about that night. 00:00:25.083 --> 00:00:27.541 Sure! If you think I can help! 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:29.791 [She pours Detective Percy a cup of 00:00:29.791 --> 00:00:32.041 steaming Earl Grey from the toy kettle.] 00:00:32.041 --> 00:00:32.916 PERCY: ah. 00:00:32.916 --> 00:00:34.208 I was expecting the 00:00:34.208 --> 00:00:36.583 make-believe tea customary of play time. 00:00:36.583 --> 00:00:38.958 (hard-boiled) I don't have time to play around, Detective. 00:00:38.958 --> 00:00:40.291 What a coincidence... 00:00:40.291 --> 00:00:41.791 (hard-boiled) Neither do I. 00:00:42.791 --> 00:00:44.166 Let me bring you up to speed. 00:00:44.375 --> 00:00:47.000 Currently 7 Banzai Blasters from the museum are 00:00:47.000 --> 00:00:48.083 still at large... 00:00:48.083 --> 00:00:49.833 As well as the amulet that they stole. 00:00:50.208 --> 00:00:51.916 I've been assigned to hunt them down 00:00:52.208 --> 00:00:54.791 Unfortunately the group's disorganization and 00:00:54.791 --> 00:00:57.708 general rapscallyhood makes them difficult to track. 00:00:57.958 --> 00:00:59.791 I was hoping that you, as their hostage, 00:00:59.791 --> 00:01:01.833 might be able to give some insight on them, 00:01:01.833 --> 00:01:03.208 such as their names, or 00:01:03.208 --> 00:01:05.125 preferred extracurricular activies. 00:01:05.125 --> 00:01:07.000 Oh! Um... 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:09.375 (nervously) I'll... see what I can remember! 00:01:09.375 --> 00:01:10.375 Thank you, Molly! 00:01:10.375 --> 00:01:12.541 Your testimony could prove vital! 00:01:12.541 --> 00:01:14.291 I cannot emphasize enough how 00:01:14.291 --> 00:01:16.666 dangerous these criminals are. 00:01:16.666 --> 00:01:19.791 Who's to say what devious doings they are committing...? 00:01:19.791 --> 00:01:21.250 Even now. 00:01:22.458 --> 00:01:25.916 (dial tone ringing) 00:01:25.916 --> 00:01:27.541 C'mon... 00:01:27.541 --> 00:01:29.375 Pickup, pickup! 00:01:30.583 --> 00:01:32.916 MAN: Hello? Who is this? 00:01:32.916 --> 00:01:34.500 How did you get this number? 00:01:34.500 --> 00:01:36.916 Uhh... are you Ramsey Murdoch? 00:01:36.916 --> 00:01:37.833 ...Speaking. 00:01:37.833 --> 00:01:38.625 Uh! 00:01:38.625 --> 00:01:39.416 Hi! :) 00:01:39.416 --> 00:01:40.208 Uh... 00:01:40.208 --> 00:01:41.958 I'm Giovanni Potage. I'm uh- 00:01:41.958 --> 00:01:43.125 (clears throat) 00:01:43.125 --> 00:01:45.458 I'm with the Banzai Blasters? 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:47.291 Uh huh. 00:01:47.291 --> 00:01:49.000 Uh... it says in our manual that 00:01:49.000 --> 00:01:52.041 that you're the guy we call if we want something appraised? 00:01:52.041 --> 00:01:54.750 Well... I have been told I have an... 00:01:54.750 --> 00:01:56.541 eye for these things. 00:01:57.250 --> 00:01:59.166 (doesn't get it) Okay, cool... 00:01:59.166 --> 00:02:01.000 So! I have this necklace- 00:02:01.000 --> 00:02:04.000 SMOKEY VOICE: GIOVANNI! WHO ARE YA TALKING TO? 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:05.416 NO ONE, MOM!!! 00:02:05.416 --> 00:02:07.791 (sigh) I think it's called like the... the... 00:02:07.791 --> 00:02:09.833 "Arsenic Amulet" or something? 00:02:09.833 --> 00:02:11.708 The Arsene Amulet? 00:02:11.708 --> 00:02:13.541 Maybe? It like... 00:02:13.541 --> 00:02:14.958 Has a jewel on it? 00:02:14.958 --> 00:02:16.166 Looks like a cat! 00:02:16.166 --> 00:02:17.333 Really? 00:02:17.333 --> 00:02:19.291 Now that IS interesting... 00:02:19.791 --> 00:02:22.791 Alright. You've got my attention. Let's- 00:02:22.791 --> 00:02:23.833 (shattering noise) 00:02:23.833 --> 00:02:24.958 Aw crap... 00:02:24.958 --> 00:02:27.125 Listen, kid! I can't talk over the phone! 00:02:27.125 --> 00:02:30.083 Oh, me neither! Heh, moms, right? 00:02:30.083 --> 00:02:30.750 ...what? 00:02:30.750 --> 00:02:31.458 What? 00:02:31.458 --> 00:02:32.666 Listen. I got a little 00:02:32.666 --> 00:02:34.458 hideaway in a town up north called 00:02:34.458 --> 00:02:35.708 Redwood Run. 00:02:35.708 --> 00:02:36.791 Ever hear of it? 00:02:36.791 --> 00:02:37.750 Uh... no? 00:02:37.750 --> 00:02:38.791 Exactly. 00:02:38.791 --> 00:02:40.708 Meet me there in two day's time. 00:02:40.708 --> 00:02:43.458 I'll be in the house with a metal roof. Got it? 00:02:43.458 --> 00:02:46.083 Redwood Run. Metal roof. Got it! 00:02:46.083 --> 00:02:46.833 Good. 00:02:46.833 --> 00:02:47.583 (phone hangs up) 00:02:47.583 --> 00:02:48.958 HEY. MOM! 00:02:48.958 --> 00:02:50.833 CAN I BORROW THE CAR ON WEDNESDAY!? 00:02:50.833 --> 00:02:52.708 GIOMOMMY: WHADDAYA NEED IT FOR!? 00:02:52.708 --> 00:02:54.166 CRIME THINGS!!! 00:02:54.708 --> 00:02:55.916 GIOMOMMY: UHH... 00:02:55.916 --> 00:02:56.875 NO! 00:02:56.875 --> 00:02:59.333 WEDNESDAY IS YOGA NIGHT!!! 00:02:59.333 --> 00:03:01.250 MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! 00:03:01.250 --> 00:03:03.750 (Title Theme plays) ♪ 00:03:03.750 --> 00:03:04.416 WAKE UP! 00:03:04.416 --> 00:03:07.250 You've got a lot to do today ♪ 00:03:07.250 --> 00:03:09.666 Feel proud and wipe your eyes, 'cause hey ♪ 00:03:09.666 --> 00:03:11.708 Stifle the yawn, You stayed up 'til dawn ♪ 00:03:11.708 --> 00:03:14.458 Let's see what you been workin' on ♪ 00:03:14.458 --> 00:03:15.958 IT'S GONE Keep in mind ♪ 00:03:15.958 --> 00:03:17.833 The DEADLINE is closing in ♪ 00:03:17.833 --> 00:03:20.458 Your byline, the headline, They're in the bin ♪ 00:03:20.458 --> 00:03:26.166 Uncompleted, all deleted ♪ 00:03:26.166 --> 00:03:28.250 WHAT'S GOING ON!? You'll have to crunch ♪ 00:03:28.250 --> 00:03:30.333 And work til' dawn til' you die! ♪ 00:03:30.333 --> 00:03:33.125 Cut out the corners, cross the Ts, and dot the Is ♪ 00:03:33.125 --> 00:03:35.541 Whip out the white-out but keep it in good taste ♪ 00:03:35.541 --> 00:03:37.416 Just so that no one will ♪ 00:03:37.416 --> 00:03:39.208 Ever know it's defaced ♪ 00:03:41.291 --> 00:03:43.333 Epithet Erased ♪ 00:03:50.916 --> 00:03:53.541 PERCY: Episode 5: Redwood Run 00:03:56.791 --> 00:03:57.875 GIOVANNI: And then I was like, uh, 00:03:57.875 --> 00:03:59.500 "Drinking wine with your gal pals 00:03:59.500 --> 00:04:01.416 isn't 'Yoga Night' just because you're 00:04:01.416 --> 00:04:03.083 sitting on floor mats, mom! 00:04:03.083 --> 00:04:05.625 The only reason Debbie calls it that is so that 00:04:05.625 --> 00:04:09.125 no one points out that it's enabling her little problem." 00:04:09.125 --> 00:04:11.166 Pbbth... "Yoga Night". 00:04:11.166 --> 00:04:12.208 Wow... 00:04:12.208 --> 00:04:13.333 I wish I was brave enough to 00:04:13.333 --> 00:04:15.125 talk smack about moms. 00:04:15.125 --> 00:04:17.541 You'll get there one day, Car Crash. 00:04:17.541 --> 00:04:20.333 Duuuude! Don't call me by my Banzai Name! 00:04:20.333 --> 00:04:22.750 When we're off the job it's Fred, alright?! 00:04:22.750 --> 00:04:24.916 Pbbfft, yeah okay Fred. 00:04:24.916 --> 00:04:26.083 See you in a couple hours. 00:04:26.083 --> 00:04:27.500 Okay man, see you later! 00:04:27.500 --> 00:04:29.750 Have fun alone in the middle of the woods! 00:04:31.166 --> 00:04:32.291 (car stalls) 00:04:32.583 --> 00:04:34.166 No... 00:04:34.166 --> 00:04:35.291 No, no, no, no, no, 00:04:35.291 --> 00:04:36.541 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!! 00:04:36.541 --> 00:04:38.166 (the inevitable) 00:04:38.166 --> 00:04:40.625 Aw... maaaan! 00:04:43.583 --> 00:04:45.625 GIOVANNI: Wooow... 00:04:45.625 --> 00:04:47.416 What a dump. 00:04:47.833 --> 00:04:50.625 What are all these Banzai Blasters doing here? 00:04:50.625 --> 00:04:53.416 I guess that guy did say this was his hideout... 00:04:53.791 --> 00:04:55.708 Must be an EVIL town! 00:04:55.708 --> 00:04:56.833 Haha! Rad! 00:04:56.833 --> 00:04:57.750 Okay! Uh, uh... 00:04:57.750 --> 00:05:00.083 Metal roof... metal roof... 00:05:00.083 --> 00:05:01.166 metal roooof- 00:05:01.166 --> 00:05:02.750 Ah! There it is! 00:05:04.166 --> 00:05:05.583 Wait a minute! 00:05:05.583 --> 00:05:07.500 This is a police station! 00:05:07.500 --> 00:05:09.458 Is this a SETUP!? 00:05:09.458 --> 00:05:11.166 Hmmm... 00:05:11.708 --> 00:05:14.750 Nobody sets up Giovanni Potage! 00:05:14.750 --> 00:05:15.791 Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- 00:05:15.791 --> 00:05:16.791 YAH!!! 00:05:17.916 --> 00:05:19.583 SHERIFF: Oh, hi! 00:05:19.583 --> 00:05:20.791 Can I help you? 00:05:20.791 --> 00:05:22.958 Uh... yeah. I'm, uh... 00:05:22.958 --> 00:05:24.458 I'm Giovanni! 00:05:24.958 --> 00:05:28.208 I'm 'sposed to be meetin' someone here for... 00:05:28.208 --> 00:05:29.750 crime things. 00:05:29.750 --> 00:05:32.541 Oh! Heh, you must mean the prisoner! 00:05:32.541 --> 00:05:34.458 Heh, he's right over here in our 00:05:34.458 --> 00:05:36.041 first and only cell! 00:05:36.041 --> 00:05:37.625 Ope! Can't miss it! 00:05:37.625 --> 00:05:39.750 [He goes back to spinnin' his gun!] 00:05:40.208 --> 00:05:41.958 Pshoo... brrrop! 00:05:41.958 --> 00:05:42.958 Pew pew! 00:05:43.166 --> 00:05:44.666 Hey, uh... are you- 00:05:45.375 --> 00:05:47.666 ...are you Ramsey Murdoch? 00:05:48.833 --> 00:05:49.750 I am he. 00:05:49.750 --> 00:05:51.208 (Giovanni screams) 00:05:51.208 --> 00:05:52.208 Ah, your face... 00:05:52.208 --> 00:05:53.416 Yeah, alright then. 00:05:53.416 --> 00:05:55.208 I appraise you to be a jerk. 00:05:55.208 --> 00:05:57.000 Er, s-sorry, it's just... 00:05:57.000 --> 00:05:58.250 The eye, right? 00:05:58.250 --> 00:05:59.750 [Ramsey points to his right eye, 00:05:59.750 --> 00:06:01.791 which is made entirely of gold. 00:06:01.791 --> 00:06:04.083 It woogles uncomfortably in its socket.] 00:06:04.083 --> 00:06:05.208 Ewww... 00:06:05.208 --> 00:06:06.666 Hehe! Yeah. 00:06:06.666 --> 00:06:08.916 You should see the tricks I do at parties... 00:06:08.916 --> 00:06:10.666 You the kid who called about the amulet? 00:06:10.666 --> 00:06:11.750 Yeah, what happened?! 00:06:11.750 --> 00:06:12.875 How'd you get caught?! 00:06:12.875 --> 00:06:13.625 "Caught"? 00:06:13.625 --> 00:06:14.708 Naaaah, kid! 00:06:14.708 --> 00:06:16.416 I turned myself in! 00:06:16.416 --> 00:06:17.375 Dbdhfdwhaaat!? 00:06:17.375 --> 00:06:19.125 You can't give up! 00:06:19.125 --> 00:06:21.750 You didn't tell me my necklace was worth money yet! 00:06:21.750 --> 00:06:23.333 I ain't givin' up! 00:06:23.333 --> 00:06:24.541 It's like this: 00:06:24.541 --> 00:06:26.791 I got a lotta enemies, right? 00:06:26.791 --> 00:06:29.416 And right now there's some bounty hunters after my head 00:06:29.416 --> 00:06:31.500 for forgery and embezzlement. 00:06:31.500 --> 00:06:34.541 One real nasty lady in paticular... 00:06:34.541 --> 00:06:37.333 But! She can't turn me over to the authorities 00:06:37.333 --> 00:06:39.291 if I'm already in jail! 00:06:39.291 --> 00:06:41.000 Hehe, pretty smart, eh? 00:06:41.000 --> 00:06:42.791 Besides, this place is great! 00:06:42.791 --> 00:06:43.541 Watch this. 00:06:43.541 --> 00:06:45.083 'Ey! Sheriff, buddy! 00:06:45.083 --> 00:06:47.291 Do me a solid. Top me off, would'ja? 00:06:47.291 --> 00:06:49.458 Oh! Uh, sure thing, friendo! 00:06:49.458 --> 00:06:51.666 I'll go outside and get'cha a fresh one! 00:06:51.666 --> 00:06:54.666 Wouldn't want my favorite prisoner gettin' thirsty! 00:06:54.666 --> 00:06:55.583 (panting) 00:06:55.583 --> 00:06:57.625 See? It's like a vacation. 00:06:58.125 --> 00:06:59.333 The guy's a loon. 00:06:59.333 --> 00:07:00.625 He only got appointed sheriff 00:07:00.625 --> 00:07:02.166 'cause he's got an epithet. 00:07:02.166 --> 00:07:03.875 Same as it ever was. 00:07:03.875 --> 00:07:05.625 Anyways! You got an amulet to show me? 00:07:05.625 --> 00:07:06.875 Oh! Right! Uh... 00:07:07.333 --> 00:07:10.000 I swiped this thing from the Sweet Jazz Museum! 00:07:10.000 --> 00:07:12.208 It lets you steal other people's epithets! 00:07:12.208 --> 00:07:13.541 ...or something! 00:07:13.541 --> 00:07:14.958 (Ramsey whistles) Yeah, 00:07:14.958 --> 00:07:17.291 that's the Arsene Amulet, alright. 00:07:17.291 --> 00:07:17.958 Hand it over... 00:07:17.958 --> 00:07:19.791 [He clutches it against his chest, 00:07:19.791 --> 00:07:21.625 eying the gerbil man...] 00:07:21.916 --> 00:07:25.875 How do I know you're not just gonna STEAL IT! 00:07:25.875 --> 00:07:28.458 Pfft, kid, c'mon. Are you kidding? 00:07:28.458 --> 00:07:30.333 Do you not know who I am? 00:07:30.833 --> 00:07:34.250 Uh... the blurb in the manual was... pretty small, and 00:07:34.250 --> 00:07:36.208 I just kinda skimmed it, so... 00:07:36.791 --> 00:07:38.750 [Ramsey holds up the pine cone, 00:07:38.750 --> 00:07:40.041 and slowly... 00:07:40.041 --> 00:07:41.750 it begins to change. 00:07:41.750 --> 00:07:45.208 A brilliant, golden yellow color begins to spread from the 00:07:45.208 --> 00:07:46.458 tips of his fingers, 00:07:46.458 --> 00:07:49.000 as the wood of the pine cone transmutes. 00:07:49.000 --> 00:07:50.666 In seconds, it's transformed 00:07:50.666 --> 00:07:52.416 into solid gold. 00:07:52.791 --> 00:07:54.625 I don't need money, kid. 00:07:54.625 --> 00:07:56.875 I literally just made this worth my time. 00:08:00.458 --> 00:08:02.875 (sparkling sounds) 00:08:04.708 --> 00:08:06.291 It's a... 00:08:06.291 --> 00:08:09.000 public service I engage in. 00:08:09.000 --> 00:08:11.791 I do this out of the goodness of my heart, 00:08:11.791 --> 00:08:13.791 'cause I don't want saps like you 00:08:13.791 --> 00:08:15.750 gettin' conned out of all their hard work! 00:08:16.166 --> 00:08:17.458 Hm... 00:08:17.458 --> 00:08:18.333 OK! 00:08:18.333 --> 00:08:19.083 Thank you. :3 00:08:19.416 --> 00:08:21.125 [Ramsey eyes it up and down with his 00:08:21.125 --> 00:08:22.916 Gross Rat Face™.] 00:08:22.916 --> 00:08:25.416 Well... wouldja look at that? 00:08:25.416 --> 00:08:27.500 It's the real deal, alright. 00:08:27.500 --> 00:08:29.666 GIOVANNI: Soooo...? How much? 00:08:29.666 --> 00:08:31.250 RAMSEY: Eh, it's hard to say... 00:08:31.250 --> 00:08:33.250 The make alone is pretty nice... 00:08:33.250 --> 00:08:36.791 'Bout 60 years old- Eh, 65, give or take. 00:08:36.791 --> 00:08:39.333 'Prolly worth at least a few thousand bucks. 00:08:39.333 --> 00:08:41.500 But when you throw in the fact that you can steal 00:08:41.500 --> 00:08:44.083 any epithet you want with this baby? 00:08:44.083 --> 00:08:46.000 I can think of more than a few people who'd wanna 00:08:46.000 --> 00:08:47.750 get their hands on this thing. 00:08:47.750 --> 00:08:49.458 You find the right mundie businessman who 00:08:49.458 --> 00:08:50.791 wants a superpower? 00:08:50.791 --> 00:08:52.541 And it's worth millions. 00:08:52.541 --> 00:08:53.750 SERIOUSLY!? 00:08:53.750 --> 00:08:56.583 Oh man! Awesome! Hahaha! 00:08:56.583 --> 00:08:59.125 The higher-ups will definitely promote me for this! 00:08:59.125 --> 00:09:02.833 They might even make me a Banzai Valedictorian! 00:09:02.833 --> 00:09:05.583 That's like... the third-highest rank! 00:09:05.583 --> 00:09:07.166 Your system is confusing! 00:09:07.166 --> 00:09:08.958 But, um... 00:09:08.958 --> 00:09:11.791 You sure you wanna hand this over to the Banzai Blasters? 00:09:11.791 --> 00:09:13.708 Those guys don't exactly pay well. 00:09:13.708 --> 00:09:15.458 I mean, Bliss Ocean would probably give you at least 00:09:15.458 --> 00:09:16.583 twice as much for it! 00:09:16.583 --> 00:09:18.625 Those mundie terrorist guys? 00:09:18.625 --> 00:09:20.791 No way! They're scary... 00:09:20.791 --> 00:09:23.125 Hey, I'm not sayin' they're good guys. 00:09:23.583 --> 00:09:24.708 ...but it IS good pay. 00:09:24.708 --> 00:09:26.625 It's not about the money... 00:09:26.625 --> 00:09:28.625 It's about the STREET CRED! 00:09:28.625 --> 00:09:31.625 I wanna be the biggest villain of all time! 00:09:31.625 --> 00:09:34.375 And if I get promoted in the Banzai Blasters, 00:09:34.375 --> 00:09:37.458 That means I get to keep all my current minions 00:09:37.458 --> 00:09:39.291 when I make it BIG!!! 00:09:39.291 --> 00:09:41.041 I can't just leave them behind! 00:09:41.041 --> 00:09:42.166 They're hopeless without their 00:09:42.166 --> 00:09:43.583 BRILLIANT LEADER! 00:09:43.583 --> 00:09:45.000 I guess I can respect that. 00:09:45.541 --> 00:09:46.416 Alright. 00:09:46.416 --> 00:09:47.333 Best of luck, kid! 00:09:47.333 --> 00:09:48.583 Thanks, mister! 00:09:48.583 --> 00:09:50.750 I'm gonna go turn this in to the big boss! 00:09:51.125 --> 00:09:52.333 ...whoever that is! 00:09:52.333 --> 00:09:53.791 Ah, he's a good kid. 00:09:54.333 --> 00:09:55.833 Too bad he's gonna get screwed. 00:09:55.833 --> 00:09:57.625 SHERIFF: Okay, bye! Huhuh! 00:09:57.625 --> 00:09:59.166 Good luck at crimes! 00:10:01.875 --> 00:10:04.083 RAMSEY: 'Eyy, Epithet Erased! 00:10:09.833 --> 00:10:11.541 PERCY: Epithet Erased. 00:10:14.791 --> 00:10:16.958 (smooth music) ♪ 00:10:19.958 --> 00:10:23.375 SEXY RADIO VOICE: Attention all units, Attention 00:10:23.375 --> 00:10:27.250 Looking for a patrol in the vacinity of Redwood Run, over. 00:10:27.250 --> 00:10:29.625 unit 375 reporting in, over. 00:10:29.625 --> 00:10:31.541 RADIO: Heya, Percy. 00:10:31.541 --> 00:10:34.041 We just got a call from the insurance company. 00:10:34.041 --> 00:10:37.416 Sounds like the Donaldson kid crashed his car again. 00:10:37.416 --> 00:10:39.333 Oh my. That makes... 00:10:39.333 --> 00:10:40.875 Five times this month. 00:10:40.875 --> 00:10:42.041 Meryl owes me a dollar. 00:10:42.041 --> 00:10:44.958 Yeah, that kid should not be driving.. 00:10:44.958 --> 00:10:47.000 Anyways! The towing place blacklisted him 00:10:47.000 --> 00:10:48.875 so they're not gonna pick him up anymore. 00:10:48.875 --> 00:10:50.791 Can you head over there and... 00:10:50.791 --> 00:10:52.208 Give him a lift home~? 00:10:52.208 --> 00:10:54.083 Of course. I'm on my way. 00:10:54.083 --> 00:10:55.125 RADIO: Roger that! 00:10:55.125 --> 00:10:57.250 Stay frosty, Perce~ 00:10:57.250 --> 00:10:58.250 Ca-click~ 00:11:03.875 --> 00:11:05.250 CAR CRASH: Oh, thank goodness... 00:11:05.250 --> 00:11:06.625 Hey officer, I- 00:11:07.083 --> 00:11:09.500 AH! YOU! IT'S THE FUZZ!!! 00:11:09.500 --> 00:11:12.583 Yes hello. It is me, Miss Fuzz. 00:11:12.583 --> 00:11:13.750 Greetings, citizen. 00:11:13.750 --> 00:11:15.666 You appear to be in an automotive pickle. 00:11:15.666 --> 00:11:16.541 Are you injured? 00:11:16.541 --> 00:11:18.875 UHH. UHHHHHH. 00:11:18.875 --> 00:11:20.791 It appears you may be in shock. 00:11:20.791 --> 00:11:22.125 Allow me to assist. 00:11:22.125 --> 00:11:23.500 [Percy reaches out her hand and 00:11:23.500 --> 00:11:24.833 focuses on the ground. 00:11:24.833 --> 00:11:27.416 Some nearby stones wriggle and converge, 00:11:27.416 --> 00:11:29.125 forming a small foundation. 00:11:29.125 --> 00:11:31.458 Then, suddenly a tiny mushroom-like hut 00:11:31.458 --> 00:11:33.666 springs up from the ground and begins to emit 00:11:33.666 --> 00:11:35.750 a faint, pleasant aura. 00:11:44.458 --> 00:11:46.458 Please, bask in the glow of my hut. 00:11:46.875 --> 00:11:49.208 My epithet allows me to construct small buildings that 00:11:49.208 --> 00:11:50.916 provide aid to those nearby. 00:11:50.916 --> 00:11:52.333 This apothecary will mend any 00:11:52.333 --> 00:11:54.083 physical wounds you may have sustained. 00:11:54.458 --> 00:11:55.916 ...not mental wounds, though. 00:11:55.916 --> 00:11:58.208 It is not a substitute for a licensed psychotherapist. 00:11:58.208 --> 00:11:59.750 CAR CRASH: Uh... t-thanks. 00:11:59.750 --> 00:12:01.666 PERCY: As for your car... 00:12:01.666 --> 00:12:04.916 My expertise is primarily architectural, but... 00:12:04.916 --> 00:12:07.333 I might be able to do some quick repairs 00:12:07.333 --> 00:12:09.208 to get it up and... running... 00:12:11.333 --> 00:12:12.375 Citizen. 00:12:12.375 --> 00:12:14.291 I... don't mean to alarm you... 00:12:14.291 --> 00:12:16.166 But I believe I may have just spotted... 00:12:16.750 --> 00:12:18.000 ...a Banzai Blaster. 00:12:18.000 --> 00:12:20.375 CAR CRASH: (nervously) Banzai Blaster, huh?! 00:12:20.375 --> 00:12:21.625 Out here in the woods?! 00:12:21.625 --> 00:12:23.291 (nervous laughter) That's crazy! 00:12:23.291 --> 00:12:24.625 I'm going to investigate. 00:12:24.625 --> 00:12:26.000 I suggest you stay in your car, 00:12:26.000 --> 00:12:27.583 and if anyone dangerous approaches, 00:12:27.583 --> 00:12:30.041 disguise yourself as a humble crash test dummy 00:12:30.041 --> 00:12:31.791 in its natural. Habitat. 00:12:31.791 --> 00:12:33.416 Uh... okay! 00:12:34.833 --> 00:12:36.416 Phew... that was close... 00:12:36.416 --> 00:12:38.125 If I'd had my uniform on I would of been... 00:12:38.125 --> 00:12:39.125 (Whistling "Great at Crime" ♪) 00:12:39.125 --> 00:12:40.250 Huh? 00:12:41.333 --> 00:12:43.000 ...Who is that? 00:12:43.000 --> 00:12:46.416 (Whistling fades out... ♪) 00:12:46.416 --> 00:12:50.541 GIOVANNI: (Air guitar noises) 00:12:50.541 --> 00:12:52.541 (loser sounds) 00:12:52.541 --> 00:12:53.750 Oof! 00:12:53.750 --> 00:12:55.291 BUGSY: Well, well, well... 00:12:55.291 --> 00:12:57.708 What have we here, Arnold? 00:12:57.708 --> 00:12:59.458 Hard to tell, Bugsy. 00:12:59.458 --> 00:13:01.166 But if I had to guess, 00:13:01.166 --> 00:13:04.500 I'd say he looks like a little old Banzai Captain. 00:13:04.500 --> 00:13:05.208 (chuckles) 00:13:05.208 --> 00:13:06.833 A captain, huh? 00:13:06.833 --> 00:13:08.833 That can't be right! 00:13:08.833 --> 00:13:13.208 What would a lowly Captain be doing with something like that? 00:13:13.208 --> 00:13:14.833 I dunno, Bugsy! 00:13:14.833 --> 00:13:18.166 But that necklace is WAY out of his league. 00:13:18.166 --> 00:13:20.041 We'd better do him a favor, 00:13:20.041 --> 00:13:21.833 and take it off his hands! 00:13:21.833 --> 00:13:23.541 Just to be safe... 00:13:23.541 --> 00:13:24.916 (snorting laughter) 00:13:24.916 --> 00:13:26.375 Hahaha no. 00:13:26.375 --> 00:13:27.833 Who are you clowns? 00:13:27.833 --> 00:13:31.125 If my RAW PRESENCE is enough to tell you that I'm a 00:13:31.125 --> 00:13:33.000 Banzai Captain 00:13:33.000 --> 00:13:36.125 you should be smart enough to know not to pick a fight! 00:13:36.125 --> 00:13:37.750 I'd CLOBBER YOU! 00:13:37.750 --> 00:13:39.750 (baby voice) Aww, listen to that! 00:13:39.750 --> 00:13:42.833 He thinks we're scared of a widdle Captain~! 00:13:42.833 --> 00:13:44.416 He's acting like he thinks hes' a 00:13:44.416 --> 00:13:47.375 Banzai Associate Justice! 00:13:47.375 --> 00:13:48.291 Ain't that funny? 00:13:48.291 --> 00:13:50.833 (both laugh) 00:13:50.833 --> 00:13:52.375 Wait a minute... 00:13:52.375 --> 00:13:53.833 Those uniforms! 00:13:53.833 --> 00:13:55.708 You're Banzai Blasters!? 00:13:55.708 --> 00:13:58.208 Oh, we're not just BLASTERS. 00:13:58.208 --> 00:14:00.625 We're Banzai Vice Principals! 00:14:00.625 --> 00:14:02.500 VICE PRINCIPALS!?! 00:14:02.500 --> 00:14:03.250 But that's- 00:14:03.250 --> 00:14:04.125 That's right! 00:14:04.125 --> 00:14:06.333 The rank ABOVE Captain! 00:14:06.333 --> 00:14:08.833 Yeah, this ranking system IS confusing... 00:14:08.833 --> 00:14:12.041 BUGSY: That makes us your superior officers! 00:14:12.041 --> 00:14:15.541 ARNOLD: Which means you have to do what we say. 00:14:15.541 --> 00:14:16.625 And I say 00:14:16.625 --> 00:14:19.458 You give us that necklace! 00:14:19.958 --> 00:14:21.333 But... 00:14:21.333 --> 00:14:23.375 This is my ticket to promotion! 00:14:23.833 --> 00:14:26.500 You can't just take a minion's hard work! 00:14:26.500 --> 00:14:30.250 "Can't"? Whatever are you talking about? 00:14:30.250 --> 00:14:33.208 Your hard work is all for us! 00:14:33.208 --> 00:14:34.375 After all... 00:14:34.375 --> 00:14:37.000 Minions are just tools. 00:14:37.000 --> 00:14:38.166 GASP!!! 00:14:38.166 --> 00:14:40.750 You shut your jowls! 00:14:40.750 --> 00:14:44.250 Minions are the heart and soul of VILLAINY! 00:14:44.250 --> 00:14:46.833 A bad guy is only as good as his underlings! 00:14:46.833 --> 00:14:49.208 It doesn't matter what his rank is! 00:14:49.208 --> 00:14:50.791 Oh yeah? 00:14:50.791 --> 00:14:52.791 Then why don't you prove it? 00:14:52.791 --> 00:14:55.083 Show us your minions! 00:14:55.083 --> 00:14:56.916 Uhh... I would! But... 00:14:57.541 --> 00:15:00.166 They! Aren't... here! So, uh... 00:15:00.166 --> 00:15:02.166 (nervous laughter) 00:15:02.166 --> 00:15:04.208 Aww! Too bad. 00:15:04.208 --> 00:15:07.291 I guess that makes us the better villains! 00:15:07.291 --> 00:15:08.500 (snap) GET HIIIIM! 00:15:08.500 --> 00:15:11.333 (Giovanni getting pummeled) 00:15:11.333 --> 00:15:13.041 (Oh geez...) 00:15:15.791 --> 00:15:18.083 ARNOLD: Epithet Erased! 00:15:23.250 --> 00:15:25.791 BUGSY: Epithet Erased. 00:15:29.916 --> 00:15:31.916 (punch, Giovanni yelps) 00:15:31.916 --> 00:15:33.458 Ow... 00:15:33.458 --> 00:15:34.958 Hey, hey~! 00:15:34.958 --> 00:15:37.500 That amulet looks pretty good on you, Bugsy! 00:15:37.500 --> 00:15:38.916 Well, thank you! 00:15:38.916 --> 00:15:40.583 I'm sure it'll look even better 00:15:40.583 --> 00:15:42.208 once we hand it to the boss 00:15:42.208 --> 00:15:45.291 and he gives us a nice big promotion! 00:15:45.291 --> 00:15:47.125 (hearty evil guffaws) 00:15:47.125 --> 00:15:50.375 You! You're not real bad guys! 00:15:50.375 --> 00:15:51.750 You're just jerks! 00:15:51.750 --> 00:15:54.125 (sniveling) How can you be so selfish?! 00:15:54.125 --> 00:15:57.541 ARNOLD: Villainy is a dog-eat-dog world, little boy. 00:15:57.541 --> 00:15:59.708 You gotta be cuthroat to survive! 00:15:59.708 --> 00:16:03.458 That's why every moron stays a minion, 00:16:03.458 --> 00:16:06.541 and the people with any REAL value move up! 00:16:06.541 --> 00:16:08.625 That's how it is all the way to the 00:16:08.625 --> 00:16:11.375 Tippy-top of the pyramid scheme! 00:16:11.375 --> 00:16:12.791 Oh yeah!? 00:16:12.791 --> 00:16:16.000 Well, if that's really what the Banzai Blasters think... 00:16:16.833 --> 00:16:18.583 Then who needs 'em!? 00:16:18.583 --> 00:16:20.083 Screw you guys! 00:16:20.083 --> 00:16:23.000 I'll become a great villain on my own! 00:16:23.000 --> 00:16:24.666 Then you'll see! 00:16:24.666 --> 00:16:26.125 Harumph! 00:16:27.416 --> 00:16:30.666 This is the part where I'd storm off! 00:16:31.166 --> 00:16:33.000 But my ride won't be here... 00:16:33.000 --> 00:16:34.333 For a couple of hours! 00:16:35.000 --> 00:16:36.833 So I guess I'll go to the bar!!! 00:16:36.833 --> 00:16:41.583 (Banzai Blasters laugh) 00:16:42.666 --> 00:16:44.875 PERCY: Oh... dear. 00:16:44.875 --> 00:16:47.291 What malaise has befallen this town? 00:16:47.291 --> 00:16:49.791 Criminals perched upon every stoop... 00:16:49.791 --> 00:16:52.916 And these buildings appear to contain more termites than wood. 00:16:53.625 --> 00:16:54.208 Hm. 00:16:54.666 --> 00:16:55.958 Impressive, in its own way. 00:16:56.458 --> 00:16:58.166 [Percy cocks her sword.] 00:16:58.166 --> 00:17:00.208 PERCY: Listen well, you reprobates! 00:17:00.208 --> 00:17:01.583 I am an officer of the law, 00:17:01.583 --> 00:17:03.958 and as such I request that you quietly 00:17:03.958 --> 00:17:06.375 and respectfully form a single-file line 00:17:06.375 --> 00:17:07.750 and march straight off to jail! 00:17:07.750 --> 00:17:09.125 Huhuh, alright. 00:17:09.125 --> 00:17:11.541 Listen, Mr. Police officer- 00:17:11.541 --> 00:17:12.166 Miss. 00:17:12.166 --> 00:17:12.916 Oh! 00:17:12.916 --> 00:17:14.041 O-oh my gosh, I'm 00:17:14.041 --> 00:17:15.166 SO sorry! 00:17:15.166 --> 00:17:16.166 It's quite alright! 00:17:16.166 --> 00:17:17.083 Continue with your threat. 00:17:17.083 --> 00:17:18.791 Oh, thank you. Um. Sorry. 00:17:18.791 --> 00:17:21.000 Listen, Ms. Police Officer! 00:17:21.375 --> 00:17:22.916 You're way outnumbered here. 00:17:22.916 --> 00:17:24.916 Numbers are not decisive in battle. 00:17:24.916 --> 00:17:27.125 One must also consider defenses. 00:17:27.125 --> 00:17:30.083 As such, I shall construct a Wizard Tower! 00:17:30.083 --> 00:17:31.500 (electrical charging) 00:17:31.500 --> 00:17:32.250 Fire! 00:17:32.250 --> 00:17:33.500 DFhffhwgwghs!!! 00:17:33.500 --> 00:17:34.041 Ugh! 00:17:34.041 --> 00:17:35.041 H-Hey! 00:17:35.041 --> 00:17:35.958 C'mon, guys! 00:17:35.958 --> 00:17:37.583 She can't take us all at once! 00:17:37.583 --> 00:17:39.041 (wimpy battle cries) 00:17:39.041 --> 00:17:41.375 (thundercrack!) 00:17:43.375 --> 00:17:46.416 Ah, now this is livin'! 00:17:46.416 --> 00:17:48.791 [He takes a sip out of his pine cone. 00:17:48.791 --> 00:17:50.166 ...or, tries to anyways.] 00:17:50.166 --> 00:17:52.041 (ominous whistling) 00:17:52.041 --> 00:17:52.958 No... 00:17:52.958 --> 00:17:54.833 ???: Yes~! 00:17:55.208 --> 00:17:58.041 Heya, Ramsey. How ya doin'? 00:17:58.041 --> 00:17:59.083 Zora! 00:17:59.083 --> 00:18:00.666 How did you find me so fast!? 00:18:00.666 --> 00:18:02.208 C'mon, buddy! 00:18:02.208 --> 00:18:04.208 You ain't exactly hard to track with that 00:18:04.208 --> 00:18:06.500 golden eye and gerbil face. 00:18:06.500 --> 00:18:08.291 RAMSEY: Well too bad for you! 00:18:08.291 --> 00:18:11.333 As you can see, I have already been captured! 00:18:11.333 --> 00:18:13.833 I'm afraid that bounty is as good as gone! 00:18:13.833 --> 00:18:15.625 ZORA: Oh, Ramsey... 00:18:15.625 --> 00:18:18.833 You and I both know this ain't a REAL prison... 00:18:18.833 --> 00:18:20.500 (GUNSHOT) 00:18:21.250 --> 00:18:22.750 RAMSEY: [Ramsey's body instinctively 00:18:22.750 --> 00:18:24.333 turns to gold wherever she's aiming!] 00:18:24.333 --> 00:18:25.708 ZORA: [She wiggles her pistol and 00:18:25.708 --> 00:18:28.625 watches the gold spot dance around his figure.] 00:18:28.625 --> 00:18:29.958 Ooh! Look at that! 00:18:29.958 --> 00:18:32.583 That's fun, I can draw a smiley face! 00:18:32.583 --> 00:18:33.708 (gun cocks) 00:18:35.125 --> 00:18:36.375 (Sigh...) 00:18:36.375 --> 00:18:38.833 Calm down, scaredy cat. 00:18:38.833 --> 00:18:40.416 It's your lucky day! 00:18:40.416 --> 00:18:42.458 I just got a call from my boss! 00:18:42.458 --> 00:18:45.000 Got me a new job, which means 00:18:45.000 --> 00:18:48.291 my hunt for you is currently on hold. 00:18:48.291 --> 00:18:49.750 You're safe! 00:18:49.750 --> 00:18:51.083 ...for now. 00:18:51.083 --> 00:18:53.458 I'm here on friendly terms, so, 00:18:53.458 --> 00:18:56.000 how 'bout you be a friend and tell me all about that 00:18:56.000 --> 00:18:58.333 kid with the necklace, huh? 00:18:58.333 --> 00:19:00.833 He and I need to have a little chat... 00:19:00.833 --> 00:19:02.458 (unhelpfully) Ya just missed him. 00:19:02.458 --> 00:19:04.541 Tch. Shoot. 00:19:04.541 --> 00:19:06.500 Well... that's fine. 00:19:06.500 --> 00:19:10.458 Huntin' ain't no fun 'less there's a chase involved. 00:19:10.458 --> 00:19:11.708 So tell y'what! 00:19:11.708 --> 00:19:13.791 I'mma do you a favor! 00:19:13.791 --> 00:19:17.708 You get a nice head start and go 'n hide some place. 00:19:17.708 --> 00:19:19.500 Door's open for ya! 00:19:19.500 --> 00:19:21.291 You're a free man! 00:19:21.291 --> 00:19:22.791 ...for now. 00:19:23.083 --> 00:19:25.416 But once I find that necklace... 00:19:26.083 --> 00:19:27.875 I'm comin' for ya. 00:19:28.625 --> 00:19:30.708 Of course, you can always stay here! 00:19:30.708 --> 00:19:33.666 If you think this prison cell'll keep you safe. 00:19:33.666 --> 00:19:36.583 [She grabs one of the rusty old window bars and 00:19:36.583 --> 00:19:37.583 rips it off. 00:19:38.250 --> 00:19:40.375 It crumbles to dust in her hand...] 00:19:40.958 --> 00:19:43.500 Maybe the sheriff can protect you~? 00:19:43.500 --> 00:19:45.625 SHERIFF: Oh, I'll try, buddy! 00:19:45.625 --> 00:19:47.250 Pew, pew! Pew! P- 00:19:47.250 --> 00:19:48.083 (GUNSHOT) 00:19:48.083 --> 00:19:48.916 Whoops, heh! 00:19:48.916 --> 00:19:50.666 Looks like the safety was off! 00:19:50.666 --> 00:19:51.666 Huhuh! 00:19:52.083 --> 00:19:53.833 Pew pew! Pew, pew! 00:19:53.833 --> 00:19:55.750 See ya soon, Ramsey! 00:19:56.333 --> 00:19:57.333 Bye! 00:19:58.250 --> 00:19:59.666 I gotta get outta here! 00:19:59.666 --> 00:20:01.208 PERCY: Is everyone alright in there? 00:20:01.208 --> 00:20:02.458 I thought I heard gunfire! 00:20:03.166 --> 00:20:04.208 My! 00:20:04.208 --> 00:20:06.291 This looks like some sort of 00:20:06.291 --> 00:20:09.583 ramshackle approximation of a police station! 00:20:10.166 --> 00:20:11.375 How quaint! 00:20:11.375 --> 00:20:13.000 Perhaps the criminals are working to reform 00:20:13.000 --> 00:20:14.791 their own habits in their free time! 00:20:15.375 --> 00:20:16.416 Very admirable! 00:20:16.416 --> 00:20:17.750 [She flashes her badge] 00:20:17.750 --> 00:20:19.708 Detective Percival King, Sweet Jazz Police. 00:20:19.708 --> 00:20:20.750 Who's in charge here? 00:20:20.750 --> 00:20:23.000 Oh! That would be, uh... 00:20:23.375 --> 00:20:24.333 Me! 00:20:24.333 --> 00:20:25.708 I'm Gorou! Uh... 00:20:25.708 --> 00:20:27.750 Sheriff Gorou, of um... 00:20:27.750 --> 00:20:29.875 [He looks at his badge] 00:20:29.875 --> 00:20:31.208 Redwood Run! 00:20:31.208 --> 00:20:33.791 Sheriff, are you aware that several criminals are 00:20:33.791 --> 00:20:35.958 openly galavanting about your town? 00:20:35.958 --> 00:20:37.083 Oh yeah. 00:20:37.083 --> 00:20:38.583 And why have you not made any move 00:20:38.583 --> 00:20:39.458 to arrest them? 00:20:39.458 --> 00:20:40.625 Oh, I would, but 00:20:40.625 --> 00:20:43.083 our prison is full! Heh! 00:20:43.083 --> 00:20:44.125 Look! 00:20:44.125 --> 00:20:44.875 Hi. :3 00:20:44.875 --> 00:20:45.916 I arrested him 00:20:45.916 --> 00:20:47.583 all by myself! 00:20:47.583 --> 00:20:48.791 Very impressive. 00:20:48.791 --> 00:20:49.708 I was wondering if I could 00:20:49.708 --> 00:20:50.750 use your phone to call for 00:20:50.750 --> 00:20:51.541 reinforcements? 00:20:51.541 --> 00:20:53.625 Oh we don't have a "phone". 00:20:53.625 --> 00:20:54.791 I don't understand. 00:20:54.791 --> 00:20:57.000 If you have no phone, then how do citizens 00:20:57.000 --> 00:20:59.333 alert you to nefarious goings-on? 00:20:59.333 --> 00:21:00.750 Uh... 00:21:00.750 --> 00:21:01.750 They shout! 00:21:02.333 --> 00:21:03.375 Hmm... 00:21:03.375 --> 00:21:04.833 I'd hoped to call for backup to deal 00:21:04.833 --> 00:21:07.458 with the large number of criminals on our hands... 00:21:07.458 --> 00:21:09.208 I lost quite a bit of stamina just in 00:21:09.208 --> 00:21:11.458 dealing with that crowd outside. 00:21:11.458 --> 00:21:12.958 I don't suppose you have an epithet? 00:21:12.958 --> 00:21:14.166 Oh! oh yeah! 00:21:14.166 --> 00:21:17.000 I'm the only one in town who does! 00:21:17.000 --> 00:21:19.416 I can blow REALLY hard! 00:21:19.416 --> 00:21:21.541 Eh. There's probably a joke there. 00:21:21.541 --> 00:21:22.416 Watch! 00:21:22.416 --> 00:21:25.625 (pathetic blowing) 00:21:25.625 --> 00:21:27.166 (asthmatic blowing) 00:21:28.750 --> 00:21:30.666 (wind rustling) 00:21:32.916 --> 00:21:34.666 Oh! My donut! 00:21:34.666 --> 00:21:36.791 I... see. 00:21:36.791 --> 00:21:40.083 Well. Perhaps I should search elsewhere for backup. 00:21:40.083 --> 00:21:41.750 Someone in this town must have a mobile... 00:21:41.750 --> 00:21:43.583 RAMSEY: Uh hey, wait wait wait wait! Miss! 00:21:43.583 --> 00:21:46.958 You said you dealt with ALL of those guys outside, right? 00:21:46.958 --> 00:21:49.791 PERCY: I'm not at liberty to disclose that information to a convict. 00:21:49.791 --> 00:21:50.875 RAMSEY: Your cop is showing. 00:21:50.875 --> 00:21:52.500 Oh! E-Excuse me. 00:21:52.500 --> 00:21:56.083 Thinking like that's not gonna get you ANYWHERE in this town! 00:21:56.083 --> 00:21:58.958 Drop the cop, it's time for crimmmmm 00:21:58.958 --> 00:22:00.458 -minal thinking! 00:22:00.458 --> 00:22:01.958 It was better in my head. 00:22:01.958 --> 00:22:03.333 What are you saying? 00:22:03.333 --> 00:22:04.708 RAMSEY: To catch a criminal, 00:22:04.708 --> 00:22:07.250 You gotta THINK like a criminal! 00:22:07.250 --> 00:22:09.500 And I just so happens to be one! 00:22:09.500 --> 00:22:10.875 You let me outta here, 00:22:10.875 --> 00:22:13.791 and I'll help you catch a dozen bad guys 00:22:13.791 --> 00:22:15.541 for the price... of one. 00:22:16.041 --> 00:22:17.208 Whaddaya say? 00:22:17.208 --> 00:22:20.250 A veritable Trolley Problem of justice... 00:22:20.250 --> 00:22:21.916 The mind of a criminal is... 00:22:21.916 --> 00:22:22.916 a dangerous place. 00:22:23.375 --> 00:22:25.958 And one that is quite foreign to me. 00:22:25.958 --> 00:22:28.000 Your knowledge could prove invaluable. 00:22:28.000 --> 00:22:29.333 Yeah, yeah! 00:22:29.333 --> 00:22:30.750 You let me outta here 00:22:30.750 --> 00:22:32.708 and keep me protected from... 00:22:32.708 --> 00:22:34.708 any dangerous folks we might run into 00:22:34.708 --> 00:22:37.708 And I help you catch the bad guys! 00:22:37.708 --> 00:22:39.666 Seems like a fair trade to me! 00:22:39.666 --> 00:22:40.958 Hm. 00:22:40.958 --> 00:22:42.541 Very well. Let us away. 00:22:42.541 --> 00:22:43.833 RAMSEY: Great! 00:22:43.833 --> 00:22:46.125 You uh...Y'wanna cuff me first, 00:22:46.125 --> 00:22:47.541 or we just freeballin' here? 00:22:47.541 --> 00:22:48.708 PERCY: Do you have an epithet? 00:22:48.708 --> 00:22:51.000 (clearly lying) Eh... Nah! NAH! 00:22:51.000 --> 00:22:52.458 Mundie, born 'n bred! 00:22:52.458 --> 00:22:53.958 PERCY: Well in that case there's no need. 00:22:53.958 --> 00:22:55.666 I should be able to manage you just fine. 00:22:55.666 --> 00:22:58.041 RAMSEY: Wow. Way to make a guy feel powerless! 00:22:58.041 --> 00:22:59.958 PERCY: Well, in a literal sense, you are. 00:22:59.958 --> 00:23:03.083 RAMSEY: Ooooh~, two for two from the boys in blue, alright. 00:23:03.083 --> 00:23:04.458 GOROU: Oh, wait! Hang on! 00:23:04.458 --> 00:23:07.708 Before you guys go, take this with ya! 00:23:07.708 --> 00:23:10.750 Ah. Some extra firepower for our investigation, I take it? 00:23:10.750 --> 00:23:11.708 Oh, oh no! 00:23:11.708 --> 00:23:12.833 I just give guns to 00:23:12.833 --> 00:23:15.125 everyone who visits the police station! 00:23:15.125 --> 00:23:18.625 After all, (chuckles) what's a sheriff for? 00:23:18.625 --> 00:23:20.416 ...Solving crimes. 00:23:20.416 --> 00:23:21.541 Really? Heh. 00:23:22.208 --> 00:23:23.291 Uh oh. 00:23:25.500 --> 00:23:26.541 GOROU: Epithet! 00:23:27.333 --> 00:23:29.333 ...Oh! Erased! 00:23:33.458 --> 00:23:36.833 ZORA: Epithet Erased! Yeehaw! 00:23:36.833 --> 00:23:39.625 (Sad cowboy music ♪) 00:23:43.791 --> 00:23:45.625 Howdy Mornin', fella! 00:23:45.625 --> 00:23:46.500 What'll it be? 00:23:46.500 --> 00:23:49.333 Ugh... y'know what? 00:23:49.333 --> 00:23:50.625 Gimme somethin' hard. 00:23:50.625 --> 00:23:52.541 Comin' right up, ma'am! 00:23:52.541 --> 00:23:53.375 (bottles rattling) 00:23:53.375 --> 00:23:54.375 Thanks. 00:23:54.875 --> 00:23:56.375 (Sigh...) 00:23:56.375 --> 00:23:58.541 God, look at me... 00:23:58.541 --> 00:24:00.208 I'm turning into Debbie. 00:24:00.208 --> 00:24:01.250 (CRUNCH) 00:24:02.333 --> 00:24:04.750 PERCY: Ah, the tavern. 00:24:04.750 --> 00:24:08.583 A classic gathering place of scalawags and ne'er-do-wells. 00:24:08.958 --> 00:24:11.041 This partnership is already proving fruitful! 00:24:11.041 --> 00:24:12.041 RAMSEY: Uh, yeah, sure. 00:24:12.041 --> 00:24:13.875 Say let's get somethin' to drink! 00:24:13.875 --> 00:24:15.750 All I've had today is pine cones... 00:24:15.750 --> 00:24:18.125 'Ey! Barkeep! Shirley Temple, wouldja? 00:24:18.416 --> 00:24:21.708 This place is just crawling with scoundrels... 00:24:22.666 --> 00:24:23.500 Hmm... 00:24:24.541 --> 00:24:26.625 (Gasp!) Just the man I've been looking for! 00:24:26.916 --> 00:24:27.958 Excellent work, partner! 00:24:27.958 --> 00:24:28.750 RAMSEY: Huh? What? 00:24:28.750 --> 00:24:30.375 You there, at the bar! 00:24:30.375 --> 00:24:31.708 Sweet Jazz Police! 00:24:31.708 --> 00:24:33.416 I hereby place you under arrest 00:24:33.416 --> 00:24:35.166 for the theft of the Arsene Amulet! 00:24:35.166 --> 00:24:36.208 Police Lady!? 00:24:36.208 --> 00:24:37.958 POLICE LADY!?! 00:24:37.958 --> 00:24:38.750 (gun cocking) 00:24:38.750 --> 00:24:39.750 (gun cocking!) 00:24:39.750 --> 00:24:40.583 (shotgun cocking) 00:24:40.583 --> 00:24:41.583 Meow! 00:24:41.916 --> 00:24:45.958 (Cowboy outro theme plays ♪) 00:24:49.416 --> 00:24:55.916 ZORA: At the stroke of sundown, there's a shadow in the wood ♪ 00:24:55.916 --> 00:25:01.375 Not sure what she's up to, But you know it ain't no good! ♪ 00:25:01.375 --> 00:25:04.666 She's a demon, she's a devil, She's a rough-and-tumble rebel ♪ 00:25:04.666 --> 00:25:09.333 Yeah she's far beyond your level and she's watchin' you... ♪ 00:25:09.833 --> 00:25:15.666 (Humming) ♪ 00:25:15.666 --> 00:25:18.666 In the gloamy orange light ♪ 00:25:18.666 --> 00:25:22.083 You won't live to see the night! ♪ 00:25:22.083 --> 00:25:25.333 In the woods you hear a whisper Could it be the phantom drifter? ♪ 00:25:25.333 --> 00:25:26.916 There's a chance you went and missed her ♪ 00:25:26.916 --> 00:25:28.500 Just don't turn around! ♪ 00:25:28.500 --> 00:25:30.125 In a flash she's there behind you ♪ 00:25:30.125 --> 00:25:31.958 Out of sight and out of mind and now ♪ 00:25:31.958 --> 00:25:38.625 No one will ever find you Buried six feet down... ♪