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MOLLY: (via radio)
Hi, I'd like to
report a robbery?

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GIOVANNI: (via radio)
Hey! Hey! Stop that!

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(Molly gasps!)

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PERCY:
Hello?

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Hello?

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Oh dear.

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That was the museum's
emergency hotline...

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And that voice sounded
rather young...

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(to radio)
Sergeant, assemble the squad.

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We might have trouble...

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(ROOOAAAAAAR!)

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Hah...

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Tiny thieves may have
defeated Dr. Ashling...

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But they cannot defeat...

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DOCTOR BEEFTON!

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AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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(♪Title theme plays♪)

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WAKE UP! ♪

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You've got a lot
to do today ♪

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Feel proud and wipe
your eyes, 'cause hey! ♪

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Stifle the yawn, you
stayed up 'til dawn, ♪

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Let's see what you
been workin' on... ♪

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IT'S GONE! ♪

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Keep in mind, the ♪

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DEADLINE is closing in ♪

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Your byline,
the headline,
they're in the bin ♪

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Uncompleted... ♪

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All deleted! ♪

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WHAT'S GOING ON!? ♪

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You'll have to crunch and
work 'til dawn 'til you die! ♪

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Cut out the corners,
cross the Ts
and dot the Is! ♪

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Whip out the white-out
But keep it in good taste! ♪

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Just so that no one will
ever know it's defaced! ♪

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Epithet Erased! ♪

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SYLVIE:
Episode 3: The Doctor is In! 

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BEEFTON:
Dr. Beefton is HERE!

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And he's got a PhD in DEATH!

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As well as a
doctorate in philosophy

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and modern linguistics.

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GIOVANNI:
B-B-Bear Trap!
Do you think you can

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un-summon that thing!?

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MOLLY:
No! Hushabye only works
on small creatures!

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I can't fight
something that big!

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GIOVANNI:
Uh... maybe we can
sneak around him?

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BEEFTON: HYAH!
GIOVANNI: AAH!

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BEEFTON: Hahh...

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Looks like Beefton missed...

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Next time you
won't be so lucky!

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Oh yeah!? Not if
I hit YOU first!

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[Giovanni rips off the
knife taped to his bat 

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with a sticky squelch!

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He tosses it in the air,
hits the handle,

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and sends it flying
towards the doctor!]

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(squeaky toy noise)

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Hmph! Is that all?

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GIOVANNI:
Huh, I uh... I thought
that would work better.

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Can I have my knife back?

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It's my mom's. She'll be
really mad if I lose it.

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Oh, yeah. Sure.

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Oh, thanks! For a minute there
I was worried that you were-

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THROWING IT AT ME, OH GEEZ!

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Hey! I told her
I wouldn't break it!

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...or I would've told her
that if I had asked for

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permission to use it...
aaagh, which I didn't!

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So now she's going
to be DOUBLE mad! 

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[Molly scans Dr. Beefton,

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looking for any
sort of weak spot.

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As he returns his arm to his
side, she notices something.

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Sylvie's body is floating

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suspended inside
the monster's torso.]

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Giovanni! I think
I've got an idea!

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This guy has sleep powers,

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and that fire he summoned
was from my nightmares.

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I think this person can
make dreams like...

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REAL dreams! 

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Real life dreams!

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Maybe this big cow
guy is HIS dream,

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and all we have to do to
beat him is wake him up!

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Hmm... Clever girl.

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That means Beefton will
have to take you out first!

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(Molly screams!)

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Oof!

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Ow...

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Bear Trap!

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Grr... So!

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All I have to do is
wake that kid up?

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Easy! Take this!

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Hmph. Pathetic.

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Rrgh! I can't hit that brat!

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There's too much
beef in the way!

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We need another way
to wake him up!

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What else wakes people up?

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Loud noises... light... water...

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My mom...

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If we don't figure out

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something fast, we're doomed!

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You're doomed either
way, little girl!

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Say GOODNIGHT!

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Aaaah!

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GIOVANNI:
Hey!

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Torro, torro~!

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Hah! Oh, please.

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That's the oldest
trick in the book!

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You think something like
that would work on an

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academic like Dr. Beefton?

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Hah! Ridiculous!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

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Whoa geez!

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There go the turtles.

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They never stood a chance...

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It looks like some of
the lights came loose!

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Try shining them in his eyes!

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You got it!
C'mon, one of these

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has to still be working...

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There we go! Take this!

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[Giovanni takes a stage
light in each hand,

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and shines their beams
into the monster's torso!]

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SYLVIE:
[Sylvie's sleeping form
begins to stir...]

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Hmph!

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[Beefton buttons the coat,

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blocking the light
from Sylvie's vision.]

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Dang it! Why am I always
getting screwed over by cloth?!

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Seriously, do you know how
expensive this stuff

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is at the craft store?
Ah! It's insane!

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Whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa!

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Beefton has had enough of this!

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[He takes the bear replicas
from Fort Cool Guy,

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one in each hand...

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and LIFTS THEM LIKE CLUBS!]

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Prepare yourself!

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Oh my god that is SO COOL!

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(Battle cry!)

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Less cool! Ah!

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(yelps of pain)

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[Beefton whales on him with
the bears like a drum!]

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Haha! No need to worry!

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I've still got my secret
once-per-battle ability:

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Ancient Potion!

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[A bottle of healthy soup
materializes out of his sweat.]

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It sounds gross,
but it tastes great!

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Down the hatch!

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Ah...

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See!? All your attacks
so far have been USELESS~!

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What are you gonna
do now, huh!?

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Ow! Oh! Oof! Aah! Aaaah!

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Oh, I have no more tricks!

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Bear Trap! Bury me in a
coccoon of dinosaur bones!

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MOLLY:
[Bear Trap doesn't answer.

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Instead, there's
a different sound.

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(fire alarm wailing)
A sharp, wailing sound!

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A series of ringing OOHs
and BEEPs that drill

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right past your ears
and into your BRAIN!]

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AGH!

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What is that horrible sound!?

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I found the fire alarm!

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Pulling these outside of
an actual fire is a crime.

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But I'm a criminal now.

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So it's okay!

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No...

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No!

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NOOOOOO!!!

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BEEFTON:
[With each blaring note,
Beefton grows smaller and

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SYLVIE:
smaller until finally the Doctor
dissipates into thin air,

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leaving Sylvie on the floor...

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groggy and moaning...]

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Heck yeah! Ho-ho!

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Nice work, Bear Trap!

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[He hops off the ground]

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It's a good thing your
energy recovers instantly 

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after you win a battle!

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I'm pretty sure my bones
were super broken.

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MOLLY:
OK! I'm gonna go
mute that alarm now

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before my misophonia
drives me crazy.

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How...

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I've never been defeated before!

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Yeah, well that's just what
happens when you mess with the

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Banzai Blaster elite!

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Bear Trap, you're promoted!

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Yay!

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Which of course means your

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membership fee has been upped to

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100 bucks a month!

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Oh... I don't have
that kinda money.

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What?! But your
family owns a store!

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Doesn't that mean
you're like super rich?

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(mirthless laughter)

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Have to...
tell the museum staff...

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Can't let you...
take the amulet!

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MOLLY:
Wait... what do you mean?

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That tour guide lady is
the one who wants to

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steal the amulet, not us.

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Likely story!

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I didn't come here
for a stupid necklace!

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I came here for mummies
and dinosaur eggs!

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Maybe a cursed sword
that I could

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throw at girls or something!

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I didn't even know that thing
existed until she was all:

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(Mera impression)
Ooh! I'm going to steal it
and take your epithet! 

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Ooh, look at me, look at me!

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Ugh! Jerk.

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...you can't expect
me to believe that!

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It's true!

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They were digging
through a bunch of

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museum property
when we found them.

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And then them imprisoned us!

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She specifically said she
"wanted to steal my epithet."

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So you're saying
I've been tricked?

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Y-yeah! But that's alright!

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Now we can team up and stop her!

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(Sylvie laughs)

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Are you kidding!?

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*I* am a highly-trained
epithet user who

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graduated college and became
a psychologist at the age of 15!

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Like I'd ever cooperate with

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criminal scum like you!

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Hm.

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I'm gonna hit him.

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No, wait, we need his help!

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But I wanna hit him!

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It's okay!

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I work in retail!

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Most of my job is
NOT hitting people,

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even when they deserve it!

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When you're nice at people,
they tend to be nice back.

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Hello!

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(blows raspberry)

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Kid, do you have

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ANY friends?

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(proudly)
No.

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Oh.

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I'll be your friend.

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F-fat chance!

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I'm not interested in
working with outlaws

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who would defile academia!

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Um...

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I don't know how to
tell you this, but...

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Awwww, dangit!

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Beefton did all that!?

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I don't have full control over
Dream Big while I'm sleeping...

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Oooh, but I thought you
were "HiGhLy tRaInEd"~!

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Shut up!

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Maybe I can plead
"self defense"...

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You attacked us first, idiot!

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YEAH. WELL!

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I dunno, okay!?

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I just really wanted to
get a look at that necklace...

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It's okay! It's okay!

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We can clean this up later.

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We need to team up if
we wanna beat that lady.

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...fine.

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If it means keeping
the amulet safe,

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I'll do it!

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Ugh... alright.

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If I must, I shall let you
join the Banzai Blasters.

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Haha!

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Yeah, that's not happening.

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Haha! Of course it is!

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I'm the leader!
You have to follow me!

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I'm not becoming a criminal!

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And even if I wanted to be one,

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why would I follow YOU?
You're weaker than I am!

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(Giovanni laughs)

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That's a weird thing,
seeing as how I

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DEFEATED YOU!

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Shut up! Only because
that girl was here!

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She is my FAITHFUL MINION,
and therefore an extension of

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MY POWER!

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Um, guys?

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I hate to be the
Bear Trap of bad news, but...

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Well, okay, there's
good news AND bad news.

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The good news is that the
fire alarm went off!

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So the museum's up to code!

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GIOVANNI:
That's good!
Safety's important.

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The bad news is that...
the fire alarm went off.

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Which means...

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MERA:
The police are coming!

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The police are coming!!!

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Indus!

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Indus wake up you FRIDGE!

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INDUS:
Huh? What? Uh... barrier?

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Yes! I am awake!

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We have to get out of here!

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When a fire alarm goes off
in a place like this

00:10:30.833 --> 00:10:34.500
it alerts the fire department,
the police, the mayor, and...

00:10:34.500 --> 00:10:35.916
I DON'T KNOW WHO ELSE!

00:10:35.916 --> 00:10:37.791
We've probably got about
ten minutes before the

00:10:37.791 --> 00:10:40.583
museum is surrounded
and then we're screwed!

00:10:40.583 --> 00:10:41.791
They'll probably
increase security

00:10:41.791 --> 00:10:42.916
because of this break-in!

00:10:42.916 --> 00:10:45.583
We've lost our one shot
at the necklace,

00:10:45.583 --> 00:10:47.458
and it's all because YOU

00:10:47.458 --> 00:10:49.583
LET. THEM. GO!!!

00:10:49.583 --> 00:10:51.250
I apologize, Lady Mera.

00:10:51.250 --> 00:10:53.250
I... I did not mean
to upset you, I-

00:10:53.250 --> 00:10:55.875
Quit wasting time
apologizing and DIG!!!

00:10:55.875 --> 00:10:59.083
If we don't find this stupid
amulet in the next 3 minutes

00:10:59.083 --> 00:11:00.583
the last few months
of planning were a

00:11:00.583 --> 00:11:03.625
TOTAL. WASTE. OF TIME.

00:11:03.625 --> 00:11:05.500
(Mera grunts and moans)

00:11:05.500 --> 00:11:09.291
Why does everything in my
life end up like this?

00:11:09.291 --> 00:11:10.500
Yes, Lady Mera...

00:11:10.500 --> 00:11:13.125
I am sorry for
disobeying your orders...

00:11:13.125 --> 00:11:16.500
And I am sorry I know so
little about fire alarms.

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In the desert the only
thing we have to

00:11:18.208 --> 00:11:19.875
put out our fires with is sand.

00:11:20.375 --> 00:11:22.875
And sometimes it's the
only thing we have to eat.

00:11:22.875 --> 00:11:25.125
Hey Lady Mera,
remember when we ate sand?

00:11:25.125 --> 00:11:26.000
MERA:
That's it!

00:11:26.000 --> 00:11:27.875
Yes, it was all we had.

00:11:27.875 --> 00:11:29.416
Really it's impressive
I managed to

00:11:29.416 --> 00:11:31.291
bulk up so much, given my diet.

00:11:31.291 --> 00:11:32.500
MERA:
Wh-? No! No, no...

00:11:32.500 --> 00:11:34.416
This is IT!

00:11:34.958 --> 00:11:36.583
...the amulet.

00:11:37.041 --> 00:11:38.916
Finally...

00:11:38.916 --> 00:11:43.166
What do you say we go
find out if it works?

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BEEFTON:
I diagnose you with
Epithet Erased!

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IT'S TERMINAL.

00:11:53.375 --> 00:11:57.250
SYLVIE:
Epithet Erased~!

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Hey, uh... Giovanni?

00:12:03.166 --> 00:12:05.375
Bear Trap, please!
Call me "Boss."

00:12:05.375 --> 00:12:08.000
SYLVIE: (disgusted grunt)
MOLLY: Okay, um... Boss?

00:12:08.000 --> 00:12:09.125
Yes, Bear Trap?

00:12:09.125 --> 00:12:10.916
I was wondering...

00:12:10.916 --> 00:12:13.125
...why does your bat
have a knife taped to it?

00:12:13.125 --> 00:12:16.791
Oh, you mean my
SOUL SLUGGER DOOM BAT!?!

00:12:16.791 --> 00:12:17.791
(Sylvie groans)

00:12:17.791 --> 00:12:20.208
Well, that's a very
good question, Bear Trap!

00:12:20.208 --> 00:12:23.500
It's so that it does
extra damage, of course!

00:12:23.500 --> 00:12:26.458
This way I can hit someone
with all the powers of a knife,

00:12:26.458 --> 00:12:27.875
AND a bat!

00:12:27.875 --> 00:12:29.625
I think you're supposed
to put the knife 

00:12:29.625 --> 00:12:31.208
through the bat to do that.

00:12:31.208 --> 00:12:32.541
(laughs) What!?

00:12:32.541 --> 00:12:34.791
And ruin a perfectly good bat?

00:12:34.791 --> 00:12:38.458
I might be evil, but
I'm evil on a budget.

00:12:38.458 --> 00:12:40.666
SYLVIE:
That does raise the question...

00:12:40.666 --> 00:12:44.166
What exactly is our plan
when we confront this woman?

00:12:44.166 --> 00:12:45.875
Run up and smack her with a bat?

00:12:45.875 --> 00:12:47.416
Uh, Soul Slugger Doom Bat.

00:12:47.416 --> 00:12:48.541
With your toy.

00:12:48.541 --> 00:12:51.041
Oh like you're one
to talk Mr. Yo-Yo!

00:12:51.041 --> 00:12:52.666
Doctor Yo-Yo.

00:12:52.666 --> 00:12:54.375
I'm a psychologist.

00:12:54.375 --> 00:12:55.875
Oh do they call you
that because you got

00:12:55.875 --> 00:12:58.041
totally psyched by
those museum guards?

00:12:58.041 --> 00:13:00.000
Oho! Bam! Hah! Nailed it.

00:13:00.000 --> 00:13:00.833
Y'KNOW WHAT!?

00:13:00.833 --> 00:13:01.708
Guys...

00:13:01.708 --> 00:13:04.375
Oh good.
Thanks a lot, four-eyes.

00:13:04.375 --> 00:13:06.708
Now I'm setting a bad
example in front of my minion!

00:13:06.708 --> 00:13:08.791
Like she needs you
to set an example.

00:13:08.791 --> 00:13:10.791
...why are you following
this guy, anyways?

00:13:10.791 --> 00:13:12.541
The harsh realities
of this world

00:13:12.541 --> 00:13:14.666
have forced me into
this life of crime.

00:13:14.666 --> 00:13:16.333
Ooooh, I love that!

00:13:16.333 --> 00:13:19.166
Sounds like the start of
a cool dark backstory.

00:13:19.166 --> 00:13:21.416
Uh, take me for example!

00:13:21.416 --> 00:13:25.541
My parents... are... ghosts!

00:13:25.541 --> 00:13:27.916
Dead ghosts! Feel bad now?

00:13:27.916 --> 00:13:29.333
Embarrassed maybe.

00:13:29.333 --> 00:13:31.458
I wish MY mom was a ghost.

00:13:31.458 --> 00:13:32.791
She's just dead.

00:13:33.750 --> 00:13:36.500
Listen... if you ever want to
consult a professional,

00:13:36.500 --> 00:13:38.125
my office is always open.

00:13:38.125 --> 00:13:42.250
Oh! Thanks, but I don't think
I can afford a therapist.

00:13:42.250 --> 00:13:43.541
First session's free!

00:13:43.541 --> 00:13:46.041
My specialty is
epithet-based problems,

00:13:46.041 --> 00:13:47.833
but I've done some
domestic stuff before.

00:13:47.833 --> 00:13:49.041
Oh, okay!

00:13:49.041 --> 00:13:50.416
You can have my card too!

00:13:51.208 --> 00:13:53.375
SYLVIE:
"The Blyndeff Toy Emporium?"

00:13:53.375 --> 00:13:54.291
MOLLY:
It's our store!

00:13:54.291 --> 00:13:55.375
Yeah! You can go
there when you're

00:13:55.375 --> 00:13:57.375
in the market for
a new yo-yo!

00:13:57.375 --> 00:13:58.541
I hate you.

00:13:58.541 --> 00:14:00.625
It's true what
Sylvie said, though.

00:14:00.625 --> 00:14:02.791
If we wanna stop them,
we should create

00:14:02.791 --> 00:14:05.708
an actionable list of our
strengths and weaknesses.

00:14:05.708 --> 00:14:08.041
Good idea! Hey, you.
What's your epithet?

00:14:08.041 --> 00:14:10.833
I'm not telling
you my epithet!

00:14:10.833 --> 00:14:12.875
That's strategic suicide!

00:14:12.875 --> 00:14:15.875
What kinda idiot tells his
epithet to someone he just met?

00:14:15.875 --> 00:14:17.583
INDUS:
Intruder spotted!

00:14:19.583 --> 00:14:21.291
Greetings, small girl
and others!

00:14:21.291 --> 00:14:25.166
It is I, Indus Tarbella, the
man who's epithet is Barrier!

00:14:25.166 --> 00:14:27.458
I have come to retrieve you,
and also prevent the

00:14:27.458 --> 00:14:29.166
tall thief from
reaching my Lady!

00:14:29.166 --> 00:14:31.083
Much like a BARRIER!

00:14:31.083 --> 00:14:32.208
...which is my epithet.

00:14:35.750 --> 00:14:37.833
I... what?

00:14:37.833 --> 00:14:39.000
Is this a joke!?

00:14:39.000 --> 00:14:40.791
No jokes! Only epithets!

00:14:40.791 --> 00:14:43.041
Of which mine is BARRIER.

00:14:43.041 --> 00:14:44.250
Please come with me.

00:14:44.250 --> 00:14:46.083
My mistress has
located the amulet,

00:14:46.083 --> 00:14:48.666
and wishes to speak with you
about amulet things!

00:14:48.666 --> 00:14:49.541
She found it!?

00:14:49.541 --> 00:14:51.416
Grr... We were too late...

00:14:51.416 --> 00:14:53.750
Um... Mr. Barrier?

00:14:53.750 --> 00:14:55.750
Please, call me Indus!

00:14:55.750 --> 00:14:57.583
Mr. Barrier is my epithet.

00:15:02.708 --> 00:15:07.083
Indus? She said she wanted
to take my epithet, right?

00:15:07.666 --> 00:15:10.208
Does that mean the
amulet really works?

00:15:10.208 --> 00:15:12.916
That's what she wants to
find out! Come along, then!

00:15:13.291 --> 00:15:16.875
Listen... they don't know that
I'm not on their side anymore.

00:15:16.875 --> 00:15:19.000
If I can convince
them to let me past,

00:15:19.000 --> 00:15:20.666
then I could buy us
some time before she

00:15:20.666 --> 00:15:22.458
escapes with the amulet!

00:15:22.458 --> 00:15:23.791
Follow my lead...

00:15:24.291 --> 00:15:28.000
(internally)
Alright, Sylvester. You need
to play this carefully...

00:15:28.000 --> 00:15:30.541
One wrong word
and it's all over!

00:15:30.541 --> 00:15:34.166
This man seems pretty foolish,
but you can't be too certain...

00:15:34.166 --> 00:15:35.833
It could be some kinda trick!

00:15:35.833 --> 00:15:37.791
No one would really be
forward enough to tell their

00:15:37.791 --> 00:15:39.500
enemies about their powers...

00:15:39.958 --> 00:15:41.208
Would they?

00:15:41.208 --> 00:15:42.458
Unless...

00:15:42.458 --> 00:15:43.541
Of course!

00:15:43.541 --> 00:15:45.041
He's trying to lure me into a

00:15:45.041 --> 00:15:46.625
false sense of security!

00:15:46.625 --> 00:15:48.250
Well joke's on him!

00:15:48.250 --> 00:15:50.166
I've never been
secure in my life!

00:15:50.166 --> 00:15:52.166
And I'm not about to start now!

00:15:52.166 --> 00:15:55.125
The game of mental chess
has already begun...

00:15:55.125 --> 00:15:58.625
First... I'll counterattack
with reverse psychology!

00:15:58.625 --> 00:16:01.666
The most basic tool in a
psychologist's arsenal!

00:16:01.666 --> 00:16:03.708
And also our
greatest weakness...

00:16:03.708 --> 00:16:05.250
And once he's caught off guard,

00:16:05.250 --> 00:16:07.083
I'll swoop in for the kill!

00:16:07.083 --> 00:16:08.375
Knight takes rook,

00:16:08.375 --> 00:16:09.583
bishop takes pawn,

00:16:09.583 --> 00:16:12.166
sheep to E5...
beef to D2...

00:16:12.166 --> 00:16:14.791
Rook takes sheep!
Sheep takes beef!

00:16:14.791 --> 00:16:18.125
BEEP BEEP SHEEP BEEP
BEEP DEEPIN' BEEF SHEEP

00:16:19.833 --> 00:16:21.166
Um...

00:16:21.166 --> 00:16:22.958
Is he... dead?

00:16:22.958 --> 00:16:25.875
He's just been standing there
not blinking for 40 seconds.

00:16:25.875 --> 00:16:27.625
Dr. Ashling? Knock knock.

00:16:27.625 --> 00:16:30.416
Ah! Sheep beefin'! Deep... what?

00:16:30.416 --> 00:16:32.458
I hate to interrupt your
manic twitching,

00:16:32.458 --> 00:16:35.083
but I wish to remind you
that we have found the amulet!

00:16:35.083 --> 00:16:36.625
You can go right on through!

00:16:36.625 --> 00:16:38.833
I'm sure you're quite
excited to see it!

00:16:38.833 --> 00:16:40.541
SYLVIE:
Uh... uh...

00:16:40.541 --> 00:16:42.666
Yeah! That's right!

00:16:44.166 --> 00:16:45.500
INDUS:
Oh it's down the hall
and to the left.

00:16:45.500 --> 00:16:46.875
Uh. Thanks!

00:16:46.875 --> 00:16:48.083
No problem! 

00:16:48.083 --> 00:16:49.958
My epithet is Barrier!

00:16:50.875 --> 00:16:54.708
Now then, Miss Minion...
If you'll please come with me.

00:16:54.708 --> 00:16:56.541
I... Um...

00:16:56.541 --> 00:16:58.750
We mustn't keep
Lady Mera waiting!

00:16:58.750 --> 00:17:00.541
Uh...

00:17:00.541 --> 00:17:01.333
...okay.

00:17:01.333 --> 00:17:02.208
No!!!

00:17:02.208 --> 00:17:03.541
Huh?

00:17:03.541 --> 00:17:06.500
She's not going
anywhere with you!

00:17:06.500 --> 00:17:07.750
Hm...

00:17:07.750 --> 00:17:10.041
Why does your knife
have a bat taped to it?

00:17:10.041 --> 00:17:12.375
Boss... I've seen him fight.

00:17:12.375 --> 00:17:15.291
He's too strong! There's
no way we can beat him!

00:17:15.291 --> 00:17:17.000
That doesn't matter, Bear Trap!

00:17:17.000 --> 00:17:19.666
You're my minion and that
means I have to protect you!

00:17:19.666 --> 00:17:21.458
If you won't fight
for yourself...

00:17:21.458 --> 00:17:23.250
then I'll do it for you!

00:17:23.250 --> 00:17:24.416
Not to mention I've been

00:17:24.416 --> 00:17:26.291
breaking things on our
way over here!

00:17:26.291 --> 00:17:27.666
I've got 12 hits stored up,

00:17:27.666 --> 00:17:29.916
so my next one's
gonna be CRITICAL!

00:17:29.916 --> 00:17:32.583
I just have to hit him
once, and I win!

00:17:32.583 --> 00:17:34.875
Just try and take her!

00:17:34.875 --> 00:17:36.541
My goodness!

00:17:36.541 --> 00:17:40.000
She's your minion... but the
two of you have bond so strong

00:17:40.000 --> 00:17:41.625
that you're willing
to protect...

00:17:42.208 --> 00:17:43.541
Her!

00:17:43.541 --> 00:17:47.416
It's almost as though you're
bodyguarding each other!

00:17:47.958 --> 00:17:49.083
Hm.

00:17:49.083 --> 00:17:50.916
I think I understand now.

00:17:50.916 --> 00:17:52.750
How rude of me to
try to separate a

00:17:52.750 --> 00:17:55.041
bodyguard from her master...

00:17:55.041 --> 00:17:56.458
Very well!

00:17:56.458 --> 00:17:59.458
Then let us do things
the honorable way!

00:17:59.458 --> 00:18:01.666
One-on-one combat!

00:18:01.666 --> 00:18:02.541
HMM!!!

00:18:02.541 --> 00:18:04.916
Yeah! That's more like it!

00:18:04.916 --> 00:18:07.583
My name is Indus Tarbella...

00:18:07.583 --> 00:18:10.125
My epithet is Barrier!

00:18:10.125 --> 00:18:11.458
Prepare yourself!

00:18:11.458 --> 00:18:13.416
I'm Giovanni Potage!

00:18:13.416 --> 00:18:15.875
Leader of these Banzai Blasters!

00:18:15.875 --> 00:18:18.791
My epithet... is Butt Whoopin'!

00:18:18.791 --> 00:18:21.625
I'm the baddest bad guy
there ever was!

00:18:21.625 --> 00:18:23.833
Very well, Mr. Butt Hwoop!

00:18:23.833 --> 00:18:25.125
Our battle begins!

00:18:25.125 --> 00:18:27.291
Heh! Don't you worry, Bear Trap.

00:18:27.291 --> 00:18:28.500
I'm TOTALLY gonna-

00:18:28.500 --> 00:18:30.125
BARRIER.

00:18:30.125 --> 00:18:31.541
Giovanni!

00:18:31.541 --> 00:18:34.250
Hm! The battle is over...

00:18:34.250 --> 00:18:35.583
I am victorious!

00:18:35.583 --> 00:18:36.791
Come, Miss Bodyguard!

00:18:36.791 --> 00:18:38.958
We don't want to keep
Lady Mera waiting!

00:18:38.958 --> 00:18:40.625
No...

00:18:40.625 --> 00:18:43.583
Giovanni...

00:18:43.583 --> 00:18:45.291
Indus?

00:18:45.291 --> 00:18:47.708
Before you take me...

00:18:47.708 --> 00:18:49.541
Can I ask you a question?

00:18:49.541 --> 00:18:52.250
I am always happy to
assist a fellow bodyguard!

00:18:52.916 --> 00:18:55.625
Miss Lady Mera said
she specifically wanted

00:18:55.625 --> 00:18:57.583
my epithet, right?

00:18:57.583 --> 00:19:00.500
I don't understand...
Why mine?

00:19:00.500 --> 00:19:03.625
It's not very strong.
It's not even that useful.

00:19:04.250 --> 00:19:07.416
Hm...Well you see 
Miss Bodyguard,

00:19:07.416 --> 00:19:10.291
Lady Mera's epithet
is very strong.

00:19:10.291 --> 00:19:13.333
Strong enough to defeat
me in a single blow!

00:19:13.333 --> 00:19:15.916
But I am afraid her
power comes with a price...

00:19:16.583 --> 00:19:18.041
A curse.

00:19:18.041 --> 00:19:19.250
MOLLY:
A curse?

00:19:19.250 --> 00:19:21.083
INDUS:
Yes. Lady Mera has not

00:19:21.083 --> 00:19:24.083
revealed all the secrets
of her epithet to me,

00:19:24.083 --> 00:19:28.208
but I do know that it keeps
her in great pain at all times.

00:19:28.208 --> 00:19:32.000
Ever since I began following
her, we have searched.

00:19:32.000 --> 00:19:35.833
Searched far and wide to find a
way to rid her of that pain.

00:19:36.375 --> 00:19:38.958
Why... you should've
seen the way her face lit up

00:19:38.958 --> 00:19:41.166
when she learned
about that amulet!

00:19:41.166 --> 00:19:43.916
A way to gain a second epithet.

00:19:43.916 --> 00:19:46.625
A second power
that could heal her!

00:19:46.625 --> 00:19:50.041
Something to dull her
constant pain...

00:19:50.041 --> 00:19:54.625
Lady Mera has waited her entire
life for something like that.

00:19:54.625 --> 00:19:57.416
And now that she finally
has it within her grasp?

00:19:58.708 --> 00:20:01.291
She would do anything to get it.

00:20:10.166 --> 00:20:12.916
♪ Outro Theme plays

00:20:15.583 --> 00:20:17.416
In the dead of midnight ♪

00:20:17.416 --> 00:20:21.000
Someone's creeping
down the hall ♪

00:20:21.000 --> 00:20:25.750
See those yellow uniforms?
We're the ones who got it all! ♪

00:20:25.750 --> 00:20:28.250
We may trigger an alarm
But we never come to harm ♪

00:20:28.250 --> 00:20:31.250
Because before the cops can
catch us we can call my mom! ♪

00:20:31.250 --> 00:20:34.375
We're GREAT AT CRIME! ♪

00:20:34.375 --> 00:20:36.083
BANZAI BLASTER:
Give me your candy, nerd!

00:20:36.083 --> 00:20:39.333
Yeah we're GREAT AT CRIME ♪

00:20:39.333 --> 00:20:41.708
BANZAI BLASTER:
I use grown-up words!

00:20:41.708 --> 00:20:44.416
The boys in blue are
here for you ♪

00:20:44.416 --> 00:20:47.291
There is nothing they can do! ♪

00:20:47.291 --> 00:20:49.708
We scuffle, scram, skeddaddle,
up a creek without a paddle ♪

00:20:49.708 --> 00:20:52.750
No you cannot rattle us
'Cause we are GREAT AT CRIME ♪

00:20:52.750 --> 00:20:55.416
Larceny, incarcerated,
arson's kinda overrated ♪

00:20:55.416 --> 00:20:58.041
There's no reason to debate it,
GREAT AT CRIME ♪

00:20:58.041 --> 00:21:03.500
GREAT AT CRIME! ♪