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Um. Excuse me? Miss Tour Guide?

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Sorry, but... what did
you mean when you said:

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"Rob this museum?"

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Aren't you security guards?

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Isn't that the opposite
of your job?

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We're not security
guards, little girl.

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That's just our cover.

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Ohh...

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That explains why your
tour was so bad.

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Wh- no!

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It's not that I'm bad at tours!

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There was just
no reason to try! 

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He was trying. 

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See! I told you! The kids
can tell the difference!

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I give him four stars. 

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(Gasp!) Four stars, Lady Mera!

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That's pretty good! That's
downright commendable!

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See what happens
when you engage?

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You should be more engaging!

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We don't NEED to
be engaging, Indus.

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There's only three things
we're going to do...

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Sneak into the museum,
find the amulet...

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And take your epithet.

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(♪Title theme plays♪)

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WAKE UP! ♪

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You've got a lot
to do today ♪

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Feel proud and wipe
your eyes, 'cause hey! ♪

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Stifle the yawn,
stayed up 'til dawn, ♪

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Let's see what you
been workin' on... ♪

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IT'S GONE! ♪

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Keep in mind
the DEADLINE
is closing in. ♪

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Your byline,
the headline,
they're in the bin ♪

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Uncompleted... ♪

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All deleted! ♪

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WHAT'S GOING ON!? ♪

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You'll have to crunch and
work 'til dawn 'til you die! ♪

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Cut out the corners,
cross the Ts
and dot the Is! ♪

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Whip out the white-out
But keep it in good taste! ♪

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Just so that no one will
ever know it's defaced! ♪

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Epithet Erased! ♪

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GIOVANNI:
Episode 2! Bear Trap!

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(melodramatic sad music)

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GIOVANNI: (crying)
Spike... Crusher... Dark Star!

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My boys! My beautiful boys!
She beat them all up!

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(pathetic crying)

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I'm surprised you're
still conscious.

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Our duel tech is usually enough

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to take mooks like you down
in one blow. Congrats!

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Indus. Take our intruders
into the dinosaur exhibit.

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And make sure they stay there.

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Ooh! The dinosaur exhibit
is my FAVORITE!

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That is the exhibit
with DINOSAURS in it!

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Right away, Lady Mera!

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Wait a moment...

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Lady Mera!
If I am guarding them...

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Who will PROTECT YOU!?

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(scoffs) From these guys?

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Please. I wiped their
entire squad out with a
wave of my hand.

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They're kittens~

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How DARE you!?

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We are DANGEROUS CRIMINALS!

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(Sarcastically)
Oh, I'm sorry!

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What's the most dangerous
thing you guys have done?

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Loiter outside the mini-mall?
Shoplift some bubblegum?

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Loitering is a perfectly
respectable crime

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that can be VERY dangerous!

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(Laughing) H-how?
No it can't, how?

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You could do it in
front of a truck?

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(jailhouse harmonica playing ♪)
(Giovanni moans in pain)

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There! That should hold you!

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Enjoy your time in prison!

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I'm going to learn about
dinosaurs! (giggles)

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Aw, man! My first mission
in charge and I end up

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captured on top of a pile of my
 own unconscious minions! 

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This sucks.

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Hey, tall guy!

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You could've at least trapped us
inside the dinosaur bones,

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Like how I requested to
be buried in my will!

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Yeah, no big deal, but I wrote
my last will and testament

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because I live my life
in constant danger.

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I wrote my last will and
testament because life is

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fleeting and you never know when
you or a loved one will die

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Ugh. You're kind of a bummer.
Anyone ever tell you that?

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Yeah...

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Oh.

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So tall...

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If my neck were that long
I could see Lady Mera
from anywhere!

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We could never get lost! 

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What tall secrets do
you know, Mister...?

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MUSEUM PLACARD:
Apatosaurus!

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INDUS:
Apatosaurus...

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(longing sigh)

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I wish I were a dinosaur.

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GIOVANNI:
Psst! Hey! Kid! Quick!

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Let's get out of here while that
big guy's distracted by the 

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majesty of dinosaurs!

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MOLLY:
Huh?

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You heard that lady
with the weird eyes!

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Once she finds that amulet thing

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she's gonna steal your epithet!
And maybe mine too!

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We gotta get outta here!

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MOLLY:
I guess so...

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GIOVANNI:
What do you mean 'you guess so'?

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I dunno...

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Being a mundie
wouldn't be so bad...

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I could still run the store... 

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Lots of people don't have
epithets and they do okay.

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And it sounds like she
really wants it, so-

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN
"IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE WANTS IT"!?

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What's wrong with you!?

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You can't just give up
your cool powers!

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My powers aren't
that cool though...

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Uh, they managed to
negate a swing from my

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Soul Slugger Doom Bat
of Maximum Destruction!

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That's a pretty big deal!

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Had I hit that lady
at my FULL power?

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Oh, I woulda CLOBBERED her!

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...Maybe?

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I've got this feeling that
she's actually really strong.

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Same with that guy over there.

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Their proficiency
is really high.

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Uh, well... yeah!

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It'd have to be to
defeat all my minions!

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Um... I dunno?

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They were kind of... bad?

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HEY! Don't you talk
about my boys that way!

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They're trying THEIR BEST!

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...but you have a point.

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I don't know if I can beat
that lady now that I'm boy-less..

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...hey! I know!

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YOU can be my new boy!

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Huh?

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Congratulations, little girl!

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You have officially
been promoted to BOY!

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MINION BOY!!!

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Huh???

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But first you need a
cool minion nickname.

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Quick! What's your name?

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I thought it was "Minion Boy".

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Nooo... your NORMAL name!

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Uh... Molly?

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Ugh! Gross!
You sound like a sweater!

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I can't have a
minion named Molly.

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Let's see... you're quiet...
and you wear a bear hoodie...

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I like bears. :3

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Hm...

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I'VE GOT IT!!!

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Your minion name shall be...

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Bear Trap.

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Okay.

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Now, Bear Trap!

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As minion, it's your job to
think of a way out of this and

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do all the work.

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As your manager I will wait here

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and take credit for your success
and berate you if needed

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Oh, so it's like
working in retail!

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Yeah, you got it!

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Okay, I can do that! Uh...

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Okay! I think I have an idea.

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Hello? Mr. Barrier?

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Hm? Oh! Hostages!

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Are you enjoying
your imprisonment?

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Can I get you anything?
Some water? More barriers?

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Actually, I had a question.

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That woman is your boss, right?

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She is my master!

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Years ago Lady Mera bested
me in an honorable duel...

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Ever since I have followed
her teachings, so that I may

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become strong like her!

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She has taught me many
important training exercises,

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such as "Training Laundry" and
"Training Doing Her Taxes".

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Oh, I do my family's taxes too.

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Yes! I have not yet
mastered the taxes...

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Heh! Me neither!

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I have so many return
statements to file...

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Hah! Yeah! Uh...
Grown-up words, am I right!?

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We're all dudes here!

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In return for Lady Mera's
teachings, I act as her

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most trusted bodyguard
and right-hand man!

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Okay, so, your job is
to protect her, right?

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Yes!

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Well, Mr. Giovanni
attacked her earlier.

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Yes!

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But, I stopped her from taking

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any damage with my epithet.

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Yes!

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So I saved your master for you!

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That means you owe me a favor!

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That makes sense!

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I was thinking maybe...
let us out of this prison?

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Hm... I don't know...

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Lady Mera did give me
explicit orders to do the
exact opposite of that...

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I wouldn't want to upset her!

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(meekly) Oh that's fair,
sorry to bother you...

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What?! No!
You almost had him!

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Alright, listen!

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You wanna protect
that lady, right?

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More than anything!

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Well... you'd better go
back there right now

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before the REALLY
dangerous thing gets her!

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(Gasp!) Oh no!

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What is this
really dangerous thing!?

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Uh... uh...

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Quicksand?

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No! It's minions!

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Lots and lots of minions!

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He has way more minions than
the ones you just saw!

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Yeah, I've got like ten-

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-HUNDRED!

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Ten hundred minions!

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Goodness, that IS a
large amount!

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I don't know if Lady Mera
could handle that many
minions on her own...

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MOLLY:
You should go help her.

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AFTER letting us out!

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After all, we just gave you that
hot minion tip for free!

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So now you owe us two favors!

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And two favors is worth
more than one order!

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So you need to let us out!

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Yeah! That's the rules.

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Hm... I... guess
that makes sense...

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Alright!

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[He lowers the barrier a bit and

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lifts the two of them by their
collars like baby kittens.]

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There! You are free,
and my debt is repaid!

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Stay here and don't
cause any trouble!

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I'M COMING LADY MERA!!!

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MOLLY:
I don't feel good about
lying to him like that...

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(Giovanni laughs)

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Oh, silly Bear Trap...

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You don't need to feel
bad about lying anymore!

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That's one of the perks
of being a bad guy!

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Oh! Okay!

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(clearly lying)
Can I borrow your cell phone?
I wanna order a... pizza.

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Oh, yeah! Pizza sounds great!

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Thanks! Hi, Police?

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PHONE:
Hello, this is Police.

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WHAT!? No, stop that!

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We're not calling the police!

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I'm a criminal and
you're one of my minions!

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They'd arrest us on the spot!

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But... I haven't done
anything bad yet.

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Uh you just
broke out of prison!

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(Gasp!) You're right!

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I'm a monster...

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This mask has become my face.

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No, the best thing we can
do now is swipe that amulet
from right under their noses.

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If they want it, that means it's
probably worth a lot of money!

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I bet stealing something
like that would get me
some kind of raise!

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Ooh! Maybe even a promotion...
to the next Banzai Rank!

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It's nice to have the
option of upward mobility
in your company.

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Yeah! Those are... words!

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C'mon! We need to
establish a secret base!

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Once we have a base,
we can come up with a plan!

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Once we have a plan,
we can swoop in,

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rescue my boys, and
GRAB THAT AMULET!

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[He touches his hand
to the barrier... and

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looks longingly at
his pile of boys,

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like a maiden
looking out to sea.

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(hushed whisper)
Wait for me, my boys.

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I shall return for you.

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Why don't we just
take them with us?

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Heavy...

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You right.

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GIOVANNI:
Epithet Erased...

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INDUS:
Epithet ERASED!
We're back, Lady Mera!

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(Mera grunts as she
digs through boxes...)

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Come on, come on!
Where is it?!

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(pained grimace)

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I keep banging myself
against these STUPID BOXES.

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Should've hired
some extra muscle.

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Well, extra extra muscle.
Indus was free.

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INDUS:
LADY MERA!

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Oh, perfect timing!

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LADY MERA!
Are you unharmed!?

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Not exactly...

00:11:20.291 --> 00:11:22.041
I've broken so many nails.

00:11:22.041 --> 00:11:24.125
...and a toe, I think.

00:11:24.125 --> 00:11:25.958
Wait, where are the intruders?

00:11:25.958 --> 00:11:27.333
Oh! I freed them!

00:11:27.958 --> 00:11:29.208
I'm sorry, what?

00:11:29.208 --> 00:11:33.208
I owed them a favor and it
was the honorable thing to do!

00:11:33.208 --> 00:11:37.166
...Oh, hahaha.
Okay, I get it.

00:11:37.166 --> 00:11:41.916
That little girl must have used
her Dumb epithet to make you

00:11:41.916 --> 00:11:47.125
STUPID enough to ignore
my orders and let them go!

00:11:47.125 --> 00:11:48.625
Nope! I'm just like that.

00:11:48.625 --> 00:11:49.750
Indus!

00:11:49.750 --> 00:11:51.416
If I wanted something
big and brainless

00:11:51.416 --> 00:11:53.000
to help me move boxes,

00:11:53.000 --> 00:11:55.333
I would've hired a forklift!

00:11:55.333 --> 00:11:57.750
Don't be silly, Lady Mera!

00:11:57.750 --> 00:11:59.625
(darkly)
Forklifts have no honor.

00:11:59.625 --> 00:12:01.291
I don't care about honor, Indus!

00:12:01.291 --> 00:12:04.166
"Honor" my probably-broken foot!

00:12:04.166 --> 00:12:07.208
Now we've got who knows how
many thieves wandering around

00:12:07.208 --> 00:12:08.458
looking for the amulet!

00:12:08.458 --> 00:12:10.000
Ten-hundred, I hear!

00:12:10.000 --> 00:12:12.666
We're not even sure if it's
even in the collection yet!

00:12:12.666 --> 00:12:14.375
SNOOTY VOICE:
Not here either, huh?

00:12:14.375 --> 00:12:17.333
This is starting to feel
like a waste of my time...

00:12:17.333 --> 00:12:18.875
MERA:
Tell me about it...

00:12:18.875 --> 00:12:20.666
...Wait. Who said that?

00:12:23.416 --> 00:12:27.541
Hmm! You must be one of the
fabled Ten-Hundred Minions!

00:12:27.541 --> 00:12:29.583
Stand aside, Lady Mera.

00:12:29.583 --> 00:12:31.083
I'll handle him.

00:12:31.083 --> 00:12:31.958
Excuse me-?

00:12:31.958 --> 00:12:33.083
BACK, MINION!

00:12:33.083 --> 00:12:34.750
In the name of my Lady...

00:12:34.750 --> 00:12:37.083
you shall face my FIST!

00:12:37.083 --> 00:12:38.458
HYAAAAAAH!

00:12:41.166 --> 00:12:43.625
Did... Did I get him?

00:12:43.625 --> 00:12:44.625
Nope.

00:12:44.625 --> 00:12:45.958
(Indus snores)

00:12:45.958 --> 00:12:49.125
Thank god, I was about
ten seconds away from
strangling him.

00:12:49.625 --> 00:12:52.291
...And who are you
supposed to be?

00:12:52.291 --> 00:12:53.291
Another thief?

00:12:53.291 --> 00:12:56.375
I take it you're referring
to those Banzai Blasters

00:12:56.375 --> 00:12:58.666
I saw knocked out
near the entrance?

00:12:58.666 --> 00:13:01.458
No... I have nothing
to do with them.

00:13:01.458 --> 00:13:05.166
I'm simply...an
interested party.

00:13:05.708 --> 00:13:07.416
Uh huh...

00:13:07.416 --> 00:13:10.958
And what exactly are you
"interested" in, kid?

00:13:10.958 --> 00:13:12.750
The museum's been
closed for hours-

00:13:12.750 --> 00:13:14.708
I'M NOT A KID!!!

00:13:15.166 --> 00:13:19.208
My NAME...
Is Dr. Sylvester Ashling.

00:13:19.208 --> 00:13:22.666
I'm a psychologist investigating
how epithets interact with a 

00:13:22.666 --> 00:13:23.916
person's psyche.

00:13:23.916 --> 00:13:26.541
I heard your lackey
talking about the amulet

00:13:26.541 --> 00:13:28.333
during your tour earlier,

00:13:28.333 --> 00:13:31.250
and I was hoping to get
a look at it myself.

00:13:31.250 --> 00:13:34.541
Well... the exhibit's
not open yet so

00:13:34.541 --> 00:13:38.250
how about you go home and wait
a few weeks like everyone else?

00:13:38.250 --> 00:13:41.375
Waiting behind red tape
is for the general public.

00:13:41.375 --> 00:13:44.875
I figure there's no harm in
getting an academic preview!

00:13:44.875 --> 00:13:48.208
That's what you're doing
after all. ...Isn't it?

00:13:48.208 --> 00:13:50.166
Uh! R-right!

00:13:50.166 --> 00:13:53.708
But as you can see, my
assistant's abilities are
a little lacking...

00:13:53.708 --> 00:13:55.458
INDUS: (snoring)
Barrier, barrier, barrier...

00:13:55.458 --> 00:13:57.541
(fake innocent voice)
With all these Banzai Blasters

00:13:57.541 --> 00:14:00.666
running around, I don't know
if I'll be able to keep the

00:14:00.666 --> 00:14:02.083
amulet safe!

00:14:02.083 --> 00:14:05.541
Of course... if I had someone
more competent willing to

00:14:05.541 --> 00:14:07.250
take care of them...

00:14:07.250 --> 00:14:10.666
I'd be happy to let you
take a peek at the amulet
once I found it!

00:14:10.666 --> 00:14:13.916
So... I apprehend these thieves,

00:14:13.916 --> 00:14:16.375
and you give me some time
to examine the amulet?

00:14:16.375 --> 00:14:18.791
(patronizingly)
Yes! That's right! 

00:14:18.791 --> 00:14:21.500
Oh! But they're pretty strong!

00:14:21.500 --> 00:14:23.958
You might not be able
to handle them, kid!

00:14:23.958 --> 00:14:25.750
I-I told you before!

00:14:25.750 --> 00:14:28.333
I'm not... a kid.

00:14:28.333 --> 00:14:29.791
And trust me.

00:14:29.791 --> 00:14:33.166
If I'm the one
dealing with those thieves?

00:14:33.166 --> 00:14:36.500
They'll be out cold before
they have a chance to make

00:14:36.500 --> 00:14:38.250
the same mistake!

00:14:38.250 --> 00:14:42.041
(evil laughter)

00:14:42.041 --> 00:14:44.625
(stupid clown laughter)

00:14:49.416 --> 00:14:52.500
MERA:
Epithet Erased!

00:14:55.750 --> 00:14:59.375
MOLLY:
We're back!
Thanks for waiting!

00:15:02.250 --> 00:15:06.208
GIOVANNI:
Alright! Fort Cool Guy complete!

00:15:06.208 --> 00:15:08.833
I feel like it's against the
rules to take the bears

00:15:08.833 --> 00:15:10.291
out of their homes like that...

00:15:10.291 --> 00:15:12.666
Uh, this IS their home now!

00:15:12.666 --> 00:15:16.583
And I told you! You don't need
to worry about "rules" anymore.

00:15:16.583 --> 00:15:19.375
Bear Trap. You're a bad guy now.

00:15:19.375 --> 00:15:21.791
Plus, these guys are
like... our guardians! 

00:15:21.791 --> 00:15:23.625
They're part of the
Banzai Blasters too.

00:15:23.625 --> 00:15:25.291
Then they need uniforms!

00:15:25.291 --> 00:15:27.666
You are SO RIGHT.

00:15:27.666 --> 00:15:30.583
[Molly takes a small sewing
kit out of her backpack

00:15:30.583 --> 00:15:33.541
and starts fashioning the
grizzly bear a yellow bandana

00:15:33.541 --> 00:15:35.500
with the letters "BB" on it.]

00:15:35.500 --> 00:15:38.791
Ohh, you carry around
a sewing kit too, huh?

00:15:38.791 --> 00:15:40.583
Yeah. My dad breaks a lot of

00:15:40.583 --> 00:15:44.041
stuff around the house so it's
good to have supplies on hand.

00:15:44.041 --> 00:15:45.791
Wait. You sew?

00:15:45.791 --> 00:15:47.125
No!

00:15:47.125 --> 00:15:49.333
I... knit.

00:15:49.333 --> 00:15:51.166
So what? You wanna
fight about it!?

00:15:51.166 --> 00:15:52.875
No! I just...

00:15:52.875 --> 00:15:54.666
didn't take you for
the crafting type.

00:15:54.666 --> 00:15:57.791
Of course!
[He takes out a pair
of knitting needles.]

00:15:57.791 --> 00:16:02.000
I wield both the powers
of creation... AND destruction!

00:16:02.000 --> 00:16:04.250
[He flips the needles
back and forth, between 

00:16:04.250 --> 00:16:07.750
Grandma Mode and Knife
Mode. Like a ninja!]

00:16:07.750 --> 00:16:11.375
(ninja noises)

00:16:11.375 --> 00:16:15.000
Huh. ...Hey Giovanni?

00:16:15.000 --> 00:16:16.541
Are you secretly nice?

00:16:16.541 --> 00:16:19.291
WHAT?! NO!
 ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!

00:16:19.291 --> 00:16:21.583
Say that again and
YOU'RE FIRED!!!

00:16:23.041 --> 00:16:24.666
Don't tell the others, okay?

00:16:24.666 --> 00:16:26.541
They wouldn't get it!

00:16:26.541 --> 00:16:29.500
Only cool minions like
you would understand!

00:16:29.500 --> 00:16:33.958
[Giovanni throws together
a black bandanna with red
accents or the polar bear.]

00:16:33.958 --> 00:16:36.791
Nice! They're officially
part of the team! 

00:16:36.791 --> 00:16:39.250
And once you turn in your
membership fee, you'll be an

00:16:39.250 --> 00:16:41.458
official Banzai Blaster too!

00:16:41.458 --> 00:16:42.666
Membership fee?

00:16:42.666 --> 00:16:45.125
Yeah! Anyone can
become a villain for the

00:16:45.125 --> 00:16:48.791
low, low price of
$49.99 a month!

00:16:48.791 --> 00:16:51.458
...so there's no skill
requirement to enlist?

00:16:51.458 --> 00:16:52.916
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?

00:16:52.916 --> 00:16:54.250
NOTHING! I JUST THOUGHT THAT

00:16:54.250 --> 00:16:56.125
SEEMED LIKE A PRETTY
LOFTY MEMBERSHIP FEE!

00:16:56.125 --> 00:16:59.625
I KNOW RIGHT!? IT'S MORE
THAN MY ENTIRE ALLOWANCE!

00:16:59.625 --> 00:17:00.875
But it's not so bad!

00:17:00.875 --> 00:17:02.250
If you get other people to join,

00:17:02.250 --> 00:17:04.041
you get a cut of
their monthly fee!

00:17:04.041 --> 00:17:07.583
And if you recruit enough
people you actually make money!

00:17:07.583 --> 00:17:09.333
That sounds like
a pyramid scheme.

00:17:09.333 --> 00:17:11.125
Psh... yeah!

00:17:11.125 --> 00:17:13.125
Of course it's
a pyramid scheme!

00:17:13.125 --> 00:17:15.333
They're scamming you!
That's how you know it's

00:17:15.333 --> 00:17:17.666
a legit bad guy group!

00:17:17.666 --> 00:17:19.833
How do you know what a
pyramid scheme is, anyways?

00:17:19.833 --> 00:17:21.208
Aren't you like five?

00:17:21.208 --> 00:17:22.541
I run a toy store, so I have to 

00:17:22.541 --> 00:17:24.791
know about common
business practices.

00:17:24.791 --> 00:17:27.291
You're five years old and
you run a toy store?

00:17:27.291 --> 00:17:28.791
That sounds pretty rough.

00:17:28.791 --> 00:17:30.125
Yeah...

00:17:30.125 --> 00:17:32.625
I mean I'm 12, but... yeah.

00:17:32.625 --> 00:17:36.041
You uh... you wanna
talk about it?

00:17:36.041 --> 00:17:39.875
[Giovanni sits down in the
fort and pats the spot on
the bench next to him.]

00:17:39.875 --> 00:17:40.875
Uhh...

00:17:40.875 --> 00:17:42.458
C'mon, Bear Trap.

00:17:42.458 --> 00:17:44.958
Sewing time is bonding time.

00:17:44.958 --> 00:17:47.000
That's why they
call it "close-knit".

00:17:47.000 --> 00:17:49.958
Um... well...

00:17:49.958 --> 00:17:52.416
My family runs a toy store.

00:17:52.416 --> 00:17:56.541
My dad makes the toys.
And my mom used to sell 'em.

00:17:56.541 --> 00:17:58.416
But after she died...

00:17:58.416 --> 00:18:01.333
Dad and my sister
kind of just...

00:18:01.333 --> 00:18:04.041
Ignored the situation?

00:18:04.041 --> 00:18:05.916
But we still need to
eat and no one was

00:18:05.916 --> 00:18:11.791
doing anything, so... I guess
I just kinda.. took over?

00:18:12.791 --> 00:18:15.333
I thought it'd just be
for a little while...

00:18:15.333 --> 00:18:18.083
...but it's been almost
two years now and things

00:18:18.083 --> 00:18:20.208
still aren't normal again.

00:18:20.208 --> 00:18:23.333
I still work at the store
most nights because...

00:18:23.333 --> 00:18:25.625
my dad and my sister are...

00:18:25.625 --> 00:18:28.875
Um. "Busy".

00:18:28.875 --> 00:18:31.500
I'm supposed to be
there now, actually.

00:18:31.500 --> 00:18:34.583
But... all this happened!

00:18:34.583 --> 00:18:36.083
(sigh)

00:18:36.083 --> 00:18:38.458
...I hope they don't
get mad at me again.

00:18:39.208 --> 00:18:41.916
You're kind of a pushover,
aren't you Bear Trap?

00:18:43.000 --> 00:18:44.083
...I'm sorry.

00:18:44.083 --> 00:18:46.791
See!? That's exactly
what I'm talking about!

00:18:46.791 --> 00:18:49.291
You're doing all this stuff
for your dumb family,

00:18:49.291 --> 00:18:52.000
and you're okay with giving
away your epithet because

00:18:52.000 --> 00:18:53.458
"she might need it"?!

00:18:53.458 --> 00:18:54.958
What is that crap!?

00:18:54.958 --> 00:18:56.833
Like, it's nice to be
nice or whatever, but you

00:18:56.833 --> 00:18:59.000
can't just let
people step on you!

00:18:59.000 --> 00:19:02.291
You're just as important as
everyone else is, Bear Trap!

00:19:02.291 --> 00:19:03.250
...Really?

00:19:03.250 --> 00:19:06.000
Yeah. You're my MINION now!

00:19:06.000 --> 00:19:08.291
All my minions are important!

00:19:08.291 --> 00:19:10.458
I can't have people stepping
all over my minions when

00:19:10.458 --> 00:19:12.458
I'm not around!
You've gotta learn to

00:19:12.458 --> 00:19:14.583
stand up for yourself! Got it!?

00:19:14.583 --> 00:19:16.041
No!!!

00:19:16.041 --> 00:19:16.708
How's that?

00:19:16.708 --> 00:19:17.958
Hah! Nice try.

00:19:17.958 --> 00:19:20.416
I'm your boss, so you
have to listen to ME!

00:19:20.416 --> 00:19:22.541
Not bad though!
We'll work on it!

00:19:22.541 --> 00:19:26.000
I want all my minions
to be the best they can be,

00:19:26.000 --> 00:19:28.250
so that when I finally
become a supervillain,

00:19:28.250 --> 00:19:32.208
We'll be the strongest
bad guys in the world!

00:19:32.208 --> 00:19:36.541
SYLVIE:
So... I guess that makes you
the Banzai Blasters then.

00:19:39.166 --> 00:19:42.000
GIOVANNI: Who the heck is that?
MOLLY: That boy from earlier...

00:19:42.000 --> 00:19:46.291
You're trying to steal the
Arsene Amulet. Isn't that right?

00:19:46.291 --> 00:19:48.916
I don't go easy on CRIMINALS

00:19:48.916 --> 00:19:51.625
who get in the
way of my RESEARCH!

00:19:51.625 --> 00:19:53.500
(Giovanni snickers)

00:19:53.500 --> 00:19:56.541
Yeah? And what are you
gonna do about it?

00:19:56.541 --> 00:19:58.666
Think you can stop us, kid!?

00:19:58.666 --> 00:20:00.958
I'm NOT a--

00:20:00.958 --> 00:20:02.666
(sigh) Why do I even bother?

00:20:02.666 --> 00:20:06.625
[The boy raises his hand and
a hush falls over the room... 

00:20:06.625 --> 00:20:11.041
A golden dust hangs in the air
and begins to fall like pollen.]

00:20:11.041 --> 00:20:13.583
What's this? Snow?

00:20:13.583 --> 00:20:15.875
...Ew, why it it yellow!?

00:20:15.875 --> 00:20:18.125
Wait...

00:20:19.083 --> 00:20:20.916
(Gasp!) Giovanni, be careful!

00:20:20.916 --> 00:20:22.416
That dust puts you to sleep!

00:20:22.416 --> 00:20:23.125
Huh?

00:20:23.125 --> 00:20:25.041
I bumped into that boy earlier.

00:20:25.041 --> 00:20:27.750
Some of that dust rubbed
off on me and I passed out.

00:20:27.750 --> 00:20:30.375
I thought it was just like
weird dandruff or something

00:20:30.375 --> 00:20:32.333
but I think he's
actually inscribed!

00:20:32.333 --> 00:20:34.250
He must have some kind
of sleep epithet!

00:20:34.250 --> 00:20:37.125
Hah! A trick like that
won't work against my

00:20:37.125 --> 00:20:39.083
DEMON ENERGY AURA!

00:20:39.083 --> 00:20:40.708
HraaaaAAAAGH!

00:20:40.708 --> 00:20:43.375
[Steam rises off
of Giovanni's body

00:20:43.375 --> 00:20:46.291
as his soupy energy
whirls around him and

00:20:46.291 --> 00:20:48.458
hits its boiling point!

00:20:48.458 --> 00:20:50.666
The updraft generates
a whirlwind and

00:20:50.666 --> 00:20:53.541
BLASTS the dust away
in a rush of heat!]

00:20:53.541 --> 00:20:55.166
He dispelled it?

00:20:55.166 --> 00:20:57.083
I guess they're not just
your average street punks

00:20:57.083 --> 00:20:58.666
waving their epithets around.

00:20:58.666 --> 00:20:59.541
(evil giggle)

00:20:59.541 --> 00:21:01.250
Listen up, Bear Trap!

00:21:01.250 --> 00:21:04.208
Now that we're a team I can
let you in on all of my

00:21:04.208 --> 00:21:08.208
secret techniques, 
including my special move.

00:21:08.208 --> 00:21:09.833
Thirteen is my lucky number,

00:21:09.833 --> 00:21:11.875
so every thirteen times
I get a hit in, 

00:21:11.875 --> 00:21:14.333
I unleash a SUPER ATTACK!

00:21:14.333 --> 00:21:15.333
Oh wow.

00:21:15.333 --> 00:21:16.708
Yeah, it's pretty cool.

00:21:16.708 --> 00:21:19.291
Is that... soup-related, or-?

00:21:19.291 --> 00:21:21.458
Nope, I'm just awesome!

00:21:21.458 --> 00:21:24.916
I've already got a hit saved up
from attacking that lady before,

00:21:24.916 --> 00:21:28.083
so all I have to do
is land 12 hits on him!

00:21:28.083 --> 00:21:30.458
...if he can even
survive that long!

00:21:30.458 --> 00:21:32.041
Counting Sheep!

00:21:32.041 --> 00:21:34.791
[He waves his hand and a
herd of sheep stampede

00:21:34.791 --> 00:21:37.833
out of the aether with
a chorus of "baa"s!

00:21:37.833 --> 00:21:39.958
(menacing baas!)

00:21:39.958 --> 00:21:41.041
MOLLY:
Ah! Sheep!

00:21:41.041 --> 00:21:43.208
GIOVANNI:
Is that all you got?

00:21:43.208 --> 00:21:46.083
This is a perfect
opportunity to use my

00:21:46.083 --> 00:21:47.916
LAVA GRENADE!

00:21:50.333 --> 00:21:53.250
(explosion, sad baas)

00:21:53.250 --> 00:21:56.958
GIOVANNI:
Dangit! There's too many
of them! Bear Trap, attack!

00:21:56.958 --> 00:21:58.708
I-I... I don't have a weapon!

00:21:58.708 --> 00:22:00.333
Oh! My bad!

00:22:00.333 --> 00:22:04.375
Here! Take my standard-issue
Banzai Blaster peashooter!

00:22:04.375 --> 00:22:06.250
[He drops a gun in her hands.]

00:22:06.250 --> 00:22:08.333
WH- N- I DON'T WANT THIS!!!

00:22:08.333 --> 00:22:11.500
C'mon, we can take 'em!
Get ready, Bear Trap!

00:22:11.500 --> 00:22:14.166
[Giovanni brandishes
his Soul Crusher Bat,

00:22:14.166 --> 00:22:17.375
which is a regular bat
with a knife taped to it!]

00:22:17.375 --> 00:22:18.791
(baas of impending doom)

00:22:18.791 --> 00:22:21.875
BOTH:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

00:22:21.875 --> 00:22:25.583
AAAAaaaaaaaaahhhh...?

00:22:26.250 --> 00:22:28.666
Oh! This isn't so bad!

00:22:28.666 --> 00:22:31.958
Yeah! They just kinda...
bump into you.

00:22:31.958 --> 00:22:35.541
I have a friend who would love
this, actually. It's so soft!

00:22:35.541 --> 00:22:38.166
Aww, y'know? They're
actually kinda cute!

00:22:38.166 --> 00:22:38.708
(CHOMP)

00:22:38.708 --> 00:22:40.125
Ah! They nibble!

00:22:40.125 --> 00:22:41.208
They nibble HARD!

00:22:41.208 --> 00:22:43.625
They're nibbling my suit!

00:22:43.625 --> 00:22:47.291
Quit it! It took me
hours to make this costume!

00:22:49.041 --> 00:22:52.041
C'mon! 13, 13, 13, 13!

00:22:52.333 --> 00:22:53.833
(baa of instant death)

00:22:54.041 --> 00:22:56.833
(panting)
Hah... yeah!

00:22:56.833 --> 00:22:59.333
Oh there's still like a
hundred of them though!

00:22:59.333 --> 00:23:02.500
I don't know if I can take
them all out before they
nibble us to death!

00:23:02.500 --> 00:23:04.083
I have an idea!

00:23:04.083 --> 00:23:07.166
It looked like he summoned
these, so maybe I can...

00:23:07.166 --> 00:23:11.041
Shh... shh...  Hushabye...

00:23:11.041 --> 00:23:12.083
(baa)

00:23:12.083 --> 00:23:13.916
MOLLY:
[The sheep quiets down...

00:23:13.916 --> 00:23:17.333
Closes its eyes, and grows
smaller, and smaller...

00:23:17.333 --> 00:23:21.250
until it slowly fades
away... to nothing.

00:23:21.250 --> 00:23:23.750
(stammer) W-what?!
What did you just do?

00:23:23.750 --> 00:23:25.875
H-how do you do that?
How do you turn them off?

00:23:25.875 --> 00:23:27.708
I dumbed it down to nothing!

00:23:27.708 --> 00:23:29.458
I can do that with
summoned stuff!

00:23:29.458 --> 00:23:31.416
My sister has a summoning
epithet and I have to

00:23:31.416 --> 00:23:34.458
unmake her stuff before it
destroys all the other stuff!

00:23:34.458 --> 00:23:36.625
What!? Can you
do that to people!?

00:23:36.625 --> 00:23:37.958
I...!

00:23:37.958 --> 00:23:39.166
...I don't know!

00:23:39.166 --> 00:23:40.208
(baa!)

00:23:40.208 --> 00:23:41.333
Bear Trap!

00:23:41.333 --> 00:23:46.375
What happened... (yawns)
I'm sleepy... again...

00:23:46.375 --> 00:23:48.041
SYLVIE: HEY!
MOLLY: Huh?

00:23:48.041 --> 00:23:50.416
You should be more than
groggy enough now.

00:23:50.416 --> 00:23:53.166
How about we see what
you're most afraid of?

00:23:53.166 --> 00:23:54.875
Nightmare Fuel!

00:23:54.875 --> 00:23:56.291
(fire wooshing and roaring)

00:23:56.291 --> 00:23:58.291
MOLLY: (gasp)
GIOVANNI: What the heck!?

00:23:58.291 --> 00:24:00.916
Pyrophobia, huh? That'll do.

00:24:07.625 --> 00:24:09.375
(Molly hyperventilating)

00:24:09.375 --> 00:24:13.625
No... no, no no no
no no no no NO!

00:24:13.625 --> 00:24:16.250
Now, why don't the two
of you just stay put

00:24:16.250 --> 00:24:18.000
until the police arrive?

00:24:18.000 --> 00:24:20.166
I'll keep that fire where it is,

00:24:20.166 --> 00:24:22.958
so long as you don't
try anything funny.

00:24:22.958 --> 00:24:24.916
MOLLY:
G... Giovanni...

00:24:24.916 --> 00:24:26.250
Bear Trap?

00:24:26.250 --> 00:24:29.500
[Molly clutches the hem
of Giovanni's cape...

00:24:29.500 --> 00:24:32.666
...and hides against his leg.

00:24:32.666 --> 00:24:35.333
She's crying...]

00:24:35.333 --> 00:24:37.708
(through tears) Help...

00:24:37.708 --> 00:24:42.041
Hmph! I think I've had just
about enough of you, guy!

00:24:42.041 --> 00:24:44.625
You made my minion cry!

00:24:44.625 --> 00:24:48.833
NOBODY makes my minions
cry except ME!

00:24:48.833 --> 00:24:50.541
I've never done this
while carrying another

00:24:50.541 --> 00:24:52.625
person before... but...

00:24:53.541 --> 00:24:54.875
Don't worry, Bear Trap.

00:24:54.875 --> 00:24:57.875
We still have two more
minions left on our side.

00:24:57.875 --> 00:25:01.333
You can't seriously
be planning to sprint
through that fire.

00:25:01.333 --> 00:25:02.500
Not quite!

00:25:02.500 --> 00:25:06.000
The steam Giovanni builds up
around him BURSTS from his feet,

00:25:06.000 --> 00:25:08.208
and he ROCKETS into the sky!

00:25:08.208 --> 00:25:12.125
Landing on the two Banzai
Bears atop Fort Cool Guy!

00:25:12.125 --> 00:25:13.000
What the heck!?

00:25:13.000 --> 00:25:16.291
Teleports behind you...

00:25:16.291 --> 00:25:18.875
(panting) Only halfway, but
that's still pretty good!

00:25:18.875 --> 00:25:21.458
See Bear Trap? We're safe now.

00:25:21.458 --> 00:25:25.083
Sgt. Bear and Corporal Other
Bear are here to back us up.

00:25:25.083 --> 00:25:26.416
(very tiny)
Thank you...

00:25:26.416 --> 00:25:29.708
Don't mention it.
You're my minion now.

00:25:29.708 --> 00:25:31.500
We take care of each other!

00:25:31.500 --> 00:25:34.666
SYLVIE:
You might find that difficult
in a couple of seconds!

00:25:34.666 --> 00:25:36.041
NIGHTMARE FUEL!

00:25:36.041 --> 00:25:37.708
GIOVANNI:
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!!!

00:25:37.708 --> 00:25:39.416
SYLVIE:
[Suddenly the footing beneath

00:25:39.416 --> 00:25:41.833
Molly and Giovanni
becomes unsteady...

00:25:41.833 --> 00:25:44.166
An earthquake!? No!

00:25:44.166 --> 00:25:47.125
The BEARS beneath them
SPRING TO LIFE!

00:25:47.125 --> 00:25:50.208
Sgt. Bear and Corporal
Other Bear ROAR,

00:25:50.208 --> 00:25:53.208
and begin to swing at
their former comrades!

00:25:53.208 --> 00:25:56.500
He's taken the only thing I
love and turned it against me.

00:25:56.500 --> 00:25:59.000
Sergeant Bear! Why!?

00:25:59.000 --> 00:26:02.083
SGT. BEAR
I should've been promoted
to STAFF Sergeant Bear...

00:26:02.083 --> 00:26:03.916
AAAAGES AGO!

00:26:03.916 --> 00:26:06.500
I can try surpressing them
with Hushabye, but not

00:26:06.500 --> 00:26:10.375
for very long! They're much
stronger than the sheep!

00:26:10.375 --> 00:26:11.291
W-what do I do!?

00:26:11.291 --> 00:26:13.791
Uh... uh... The sewing kit!

00:26:13.791 --> 00:26:17.583
Oh yeah! I can throw the
knitting needles at his eyes!

00:26:18.458 --> 00:26:21.708
I was thinking more like hitting
him with a ball of yarn?

00:26:21.708 --> 00:26:24.416
Riiight... He's wearing glasses.

00:26:24.416 --> 00:26:27.000
Much more traditional
to just bean the nerd!

00:26:27.000 --> 00:26:30.208
[Giovanni scrounges around
and pulls out a big red

00:26:30.208 --> 00:26:32.250
ball of yarn from
his man purse!]

00:26:32.250 --> 00:26:35.916
You seriously think you can
beat me with a ball of yarn?

00:26:35.916 --> 00:26:37.541
Not on my own!

00:26:37.541 --> 00:26:40.791
But when I combine my
strength with Bear Trap's,

00:26:40.791 --> 00:26:42.250
Anything is possible!

00:26:42.875 --> 00:26:45.041
GIOVANNI: Bap bap bap bap
MOLLY: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

00:26:45.041 --> 00:26:48.125
Sorry about this, Bear Trap.
Standard minion procedure.

00:26:48.125 --> 00:26:50.875
It's fine, I'm used to
being taken advantage of.

00:26:51.375 --> 00:26:52.791
Oooookay there!

00:26:52.791 --> 00:26:55.625
Let's maybe raise our
standards a little bit!

00:26:55.625 --> 00:26:57.166
There we go!

00:26:57.166 --> 00:26:58.708
I might not be the best

00:26:58.708 --> 00:27:01.541
supervillain in the
world just yet...

00:27:01.541 --> 00:27:05.458
But when it comes to baseball...
I can't be beat!

00:27:05.458 --> 00:27:06.791
Hup!

00:27:07.458 --> 00:27:08.458
Augh!

00:27:08.916 --> 00:27:11.916
Haha, yeah! Take that, ya JERK!

00:27:11.916 --> 00:27:13.875
Haha...

00:27:13.875 --> 00:27:15.916
Why is he still standing?!

00:27:15.916 --> 00:27:18.291
Alright... that's it...

00:27:18.291 --> 00:27:21.416
No more Dr. Nice Guy!

00:27:21.416 --> 00:27:25.666
You've forced me to use...
My ultimate attack!

00:27:25.666 --> 00:27:27.583
DREAM BIG!!!

00:27:27.583 --> 00:27:30.458
HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

00:27:32.333 --> 00:27:34.166
Hah! Is that it!?

00:27:34.791 --> 00:27:37.708
Your "ultimate attack"
is passing out?

00:27:37.708 --> 00:27:39.208
(snickering)

00:27:39.208 --> 00:27:40.375
What a dork.

00:27:40.375 --> 00:27:43.250
Let that be a lesson
to you, Bear Trap!

00:27:43.250 --> 00:27:46.333
Never mess with Giovanni Potage!

00:27:46.333 --> 00:27:48.250
Because he is great.

00:27:48.250 --> 00:27:50.083
Uh... Giovanni?

00:27:50.083 --> 00:27:52.916
Please, please.
Call me "Boss."

00:27:52.916 --> 00:27:54.000
BOSS!!!

00:27:54.000 --> 00:27:54.750
Yes?

00:27:54.750 --> 00:27:56.291
What is it, my...

00:27:56.291 --> 00:27:58.208
...faithful minion?

00:27:58.208 --> 00:28:01.791
HUAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

00:28:01.791 --> 00:28:03.708
BOTH:
AAAAAAAHHH!

00:28:04.416 --> 00:28:07.166
♪ Outro Theme plays

00:28:09.833 --> 00:28:11.666
In the dead of midnight ♪

00:28:11.666 --> 00:28:15.250
Someone's creeping
down the hall ♪

00:28:15.250 --> 00:28:20.000
See those yellow uniforms?
We're the ones who got it all! ♪

00:28:20.000 --> 00:28:22.500
We may trigger an alarm
But we never come to harm ♪

00:28:22.500 --> 00:28:25.500
Because before the cops can
catch us we can call my mom! ♪

00:28:25.500 --> 00:28:28.708
We're GREAT AT CRIME! ♪

00:28:28.708 --> 00:28:30.333
FLAMETHROWER:
Don't call us dumb!

00:28:30.333 --> 00:28:33.583
Yeah we're GREAT AT CRIME ♪

00:28:33.583 --> 00:28:35.958
BANZAI BLASTER:
I stole some bubblegum!

00:28:35.958 --> 00:28:38.666
The boys in blue are
here for you ♪

00:28:38.666 --> 00:28:41.541
There is nothing they can do! ♪

00:28:41.541 --> 00:28:43.958
We scuffle, scram, skeddaddle,
up a creek without a paddle ♪

00:28:43.958 --> 00:28:47.000
No you cannot rattle us
'Cause we are GREAT AT CRIME ♪

00:28:47.000 --> 00:28:49.666
Larceny, incarcerated,
arson's kinda overrated ♪

00:28:49.666 --> 00:28:52.291
There's no reason to debate it,
GREAT AT CRIME ♪

00:28:52.291 --> 00:28:57.750
GREAT AT CRIME! ♪