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Ah!

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Hello?

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Hello!?

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Where did everybody go?

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Dad?

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Hello?

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Hellooooo?

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Wh... what time is it?
The fieldtrip was supposed
to end at four!

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Did he really leave without me?

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(sigh)

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I guess I'll call him...

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[She pats her pockets.]

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...and he has my phone.

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Daaad...

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Oh!

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Maybe the receptionist's
desk has one!

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"Internal and emergency
calls only..."

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(sigh...)

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I guess I'll just... walk home.

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Huh?

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Why is it locked
from the inside?

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Oh no!

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This must be how they catch
bad guys who come here to steal!

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I bet I already stepped on a
bunch of security lasers!

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I'm a criminal!

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IT'S ALL OVER!!!

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Welp. Time to turn myself in.

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9... 1... 1!

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WOMAN ON PHONE:
Hello, this is the cops.

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MOLLY:
Hi, I'd like to go to jail?

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(Explosions!)
(Sounds of glass breaking)

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(Evil laughter)

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Greetings, Sweet Jazz Museum! 

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We're the BANZAI BLASTERS!

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And we're here to
ROB YOU BLIND!!!

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MOLLY:
...could you hold please?

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WOMAN ON PHONE:
Okay!

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(♪ Title theme plays ♪)

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WAKE UP! ♪

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You've got a lot
to do today ♪

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Feel proud and wipe
your eyes, 'cause hey! ♪

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Stifle the yawn,
stayed up 'til dawn, ♪

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Let's see what you
been workin' on... ♪

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IT'S GONE! ♪

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Keep in mind
the DEADLINE
is closing in. ♪

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Your byline,
the headline,
they're in the bin ♪

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Uncompleted... ♪

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All deleted! ♪

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WHAT'S GOING ON!? ♪

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You'll have to crunch and
work 'til dawn 'til you die! ♪

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Cut out the corners,
cross the Ts
and dot the Is! ♪

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Whip out the white-out
But keep it in good taste! ♪

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Just so that no one will
ever know it's defaced! ♪

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Epithet Erased! ♪

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MOLLY:
Episode 1: Quiet in the Museum!

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(Molly's father badly singing) ♪

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MOLLY:
Dad?

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(Terrible singing continues)

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MOLLY:
Dad... Dad!

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DAD!!!

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MOLLY'S DAD:
Uh huh? Yeah? What?
What is it, Molly?

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People are staring...

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Aw, c'mon! I'm just tryin'
to JAZZ up the tour!

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This is Sweet Jazz City,
after all!

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Put some pep in your step,
With an EP-I-THET~! Yeah! ♪

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MERA:
Sir.

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Your school only booked
me for two hours.

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Can you PLEASE... quiet down?

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Ohoho, yeah! Sure thing!
(Loudly) YOU GOT IT!!!

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(deep inhale)
Okay.

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Epithets! Rare powers! 

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Some people got 'em!
Some people don't!

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Do you know what it's called
when someone DOESN'T
have an epithet?

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CHILDREN: (unenthusiastically)
A mundie...

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MERA:
A mundie! That's right.

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Of course you know,
you're not six.

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And if you HAVE an epithet,
you're inscribed.

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Each inscribed person has a
unique word attached to their
soul that let's them do...

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Stuff.

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Now. Show of hands:
Who here is inscribed?

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MOLLY'S DAD:
Ooh! Molly! Little girl!
Little girl right here, ma'am!

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(Molly squeaks)

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Oh great...

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(Sarcastically)
WOW! You must be very lucky!

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Only about one in every five
people have an epithet!

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What can YOUR epithet do?

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Go on, Molly. Go on!
Tell the lady!

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Oh um... nothing much.
It's... it's Dumb.

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C'mon, kid. Work with me here.
I'm not hourly.

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No, I mean it's ACTUALLY Dumb-

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Okay. Anyone else here have an
epithet? Anyone at all???

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INDUS:
Ooh! Ooh! I do! I have
an epithet, Lady Mera!

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Noooo!

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Anyone else?!

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Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!
I can tell them my epithet!

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No Indus, it's fine, I can
just move on with the tour!

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STINK:
I wanna know what
his epithet is!!!

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(The children woop and
holler in agreement.)

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Well want no more, children!

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For my epithet is... 

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BARRIER!

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And it allows me to make...

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BARRIERS!!!

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(Indus flexes and
the children cheer)

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Hah! Isn't this exciting, Molly?

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(tiny noise)

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Haha, whoooo!
Hold onto that energy!

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Heh heh... You're gonna
need it for the night shift!

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Wh- but...

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You said you'd be home tonight.

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I ran the store yesterday...
and the day before that!

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I was gonna catch up
on homework...

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MOLLY'S DAD:
Aww, c'mon, Molly!

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I'm doin' the "fieldtrip
chaperone" thing today.

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I already punched my
parent card!

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That means I get the
rest of the day off!

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But-!

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Aw, this is hard work, kiddo! 

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I mean, look at all these
worksheets we have to fill out!

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"What is an epithet"? Oh!
It's pretty advanced stuff! 

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I'm the one who filled
them out, though...

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Yeah! And I got tired
just WATCHIN' you!

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In fact: Gimme your phone!
I wanna play games!

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This school stuff is SO boring!

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Hehe, am I right?
THIS GUY knows what
I'm talkin' about! High five!

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Don't touch me.

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Seriously though,
gimme your phone.

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(Sigh) Okay.
[She hands it over]

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Cool!
[He begins playing an
obnoxiously loud phone game!]

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Hm!
It seems your tour group is not
very interested in your tour.

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Of course they aren't!

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This stuff is so basic
it's insulting.

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But it is our duty as museum
guides to make sure the guests

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have as enjoyable a time as
possible, Lady Mera!  

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I told you to stop
calling me that!

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I know! Hey! Children!

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Who wants to hear a story
about a MAGIC ARTIFACT?

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(excited child noises)

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YES! It is a special
necklace called...

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...the "Arsene Amulet".

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MERA:
Indus.

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INDUS:
And I am told... that it
can STEAL a person's epithet!

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MERA:
Indus, shut up~!

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INDUS:
I bet something like that
would be pretty valuable!

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Valuable enough that somebody
might even want to try and
steal it!

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MERA:
Indus~!

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That exhibit. Isn't.
PUBLIC yet.

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I'm sorry Lady Mera.

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I thought it would spice
up your boring epithet tour!

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Because it is a necklace!
...That steals epithets!

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How about I stick
to giving tours...

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...and YOU stick
to moving boxes?

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Very well! I shall do it...

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...with GUSTO!

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HRNGGH!!!

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Hey! Free treasure!

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Let's GET IT!

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(cheering)

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...You'd better pray that
amulet wasn't in there.

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I'm sorry, Lady Mera. But at
least the children are happy!

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Get away from there
you little GOBLINS!

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Ow! DON'T BITE ME!

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Hey! Chaperone! Don't just
stand there! DO SOMETHING!

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Huh? Oh! Good call! Can't let
them get all the good stuff!

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TREASURE!!!

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Ughhhh...

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Worry not Lady Mera!

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I shall gain their
attention another way!

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Children! Look!

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My epithet is BARRIER!!!

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HRNGGHHH!!!!

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MERA:
Well, you've got my attention~

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STINK:
Meh.

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(Molly grunts in discomfort)

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Indus!? HELP!!!

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I'm doing my best!

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Perhaps if I flex...

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EVEN. HARDER!!!

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(VERY LOUD FLEXING!!!)

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(the noise continues to
grow louder and LOUDER!!!)

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Too... loud...!

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Hyah!
(sound cuts out)

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(Sigh) That's better.

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Hey dad, I'm gonna go
take a walk, okay?

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MOLLY'S DAD:
Huh? What?

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Molly, you know I can't hear
you when you're silenced!

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Haha!
Oh well, more for me! Pull
me under again! C'mon, kids!

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Oof!

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Oh, um... sorry...

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[Molly runs off to the empty
end of the hall, looking for
somewhere quiet to rest.]

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[...but as she does, her
steps become... uncertain.]

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[Her legs start to wobble
and her eyes suddenly feel...
(yawn) Heavy.]

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(yawning) Why am I so tired?

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I guess I was up running the
toy store the last three nights.

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...and tonight.

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...and maybe... if I just...
I sit down... for a second...

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INDUS:
Epithet Erased...

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...mine is Barrier.

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MOLLY: (Sleepy)
Epithet... Erased...

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MERA:
The museum will be closing
in five minutes!

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♪ Please make your way to
the exits! Now! ♪

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(children cheering)

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Check it out! I totally
nabbed this cool sword!

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I bet this thing is
like SUPER cursed!

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Let's throw it at girls!

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Haha! YEAH!

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(Molly's dad humming)

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Hang on!

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Feels like I'm
forgetting something...

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Keys, wallet, phone,
keys, wallet, phone...

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Hm. Two phones! No wallet!

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Welp! That's three!

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(exits while whistling)

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MERA:
Attention!
The museum is now closed.

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If you are still in
the museum! ...Get out!

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LOOK UPON US AND FEAR,
MUSEUM GOERS!

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[He menacing walks over to
the potted plant, and-]

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[-to show that he is a
Certified Bad Dude™-]

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[-kicks it as hard as he can!]

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(loud, obvious pained noise)

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Yup! Shoot that.

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(shatter!)

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Haha!

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That's right!

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Just a little taste of what
happens when you MESS with US!

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(squealing in pain)
Ow... it hurts to walk...

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BEHOLD! Your worst nightmare 
in all its DARK GLORY!

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[He dramatically flips around!]

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[...but he turns too fast and
his cape kinda just... smacks
him in the face.]

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I! Giovanni Potage-

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-FEARLESS leader of
these BANZAI BLASTERS-

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Have come to steal your
precious treasures!

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TREMBLE BEFORE ME!

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Uh... hey!
Where is everyone?

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That was a really cool entrance!

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We broke through the
glass and everything!

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MOLLY:
Uh...

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I think the museum
is closed for the day?

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GIOVANNI:
(Scoffs) They must've heard we
were coming and run off!

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After all, we're not
just ANY thieves...

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We're the BANZAI BLASTERS!

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The baddest of the bad...

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POSE WITH ME, MINIONS!

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(pathetic fanfare,
karate sounds)

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[They do. It's bad alright.]

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Hi, I'd like to
report a robbery?

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Hey! Hey! Stop that!

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[He reaches back and a
roiling ball of red liquid
forms in the air]

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[He chucks it at the phone and
it CLATTERS across the floor!]

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Ah!

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WOMAN ON PHONE:
Hello? ....Hello?

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This is my first mission
as a Banzai Captain, and

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I won't let some little
TATTLETALE ruin it!

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How'd you like the taste
of my epithet, little girl!?

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(Molly licks her finger)

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Mmm...

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It's pretty good, actually!
Is this tomato basil?

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Thank you, I seasoned it myself!

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(stammering) I mean NO!

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It's LAVA! Or... ACID!

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Uh! Lav-acid!

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It tastes like soup!
Is your epithet Soup?

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Uh... sir? I'm sorry.

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I know it's rude to ask, but
you are attacking me and all.

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...You dare undermine the
great Giovanni Potage?!

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Ohh, I see how it is!

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I bet you must think YOUR
epithet is REALLY something huh?

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Oh! No, no, no!

00:12:41.041 --> 00:12:42.875
You don't have to
worry about that!

00:12:42.875 --> 00:12:44.750
It's Dumb! No threat at all!

00:12:44.750 --> 00:12:48.375
AH-HA! So you DO
have an epithet!

00:12:48.791 --> 00:12:50.541
GIOVANNI:
Teleports behind you...

00:12:50.541 --> 00:12:51.541
AH!

00:12:51.541 --> 00:12:53.791
[He grabs her by the
scruff of her bear hoodie]

00:12:53.791 --> 00:12:57.208
[...and holds her aloft!
Like a baby kitten!]

00:12:57.208 --> 00:12:58.666
(Giovanni laughs)

00:12:58.666 --> 00:13:03.333
Another foe effortlessly
defeated by GIOVANNI POTAGE.

00:13:03.333 --> 00:13:04.416
You're lucky...

00:13:04.416 --> 00:13:07.333
I don't have time to toy
with you today, little girl!

00:13:07.333 --> 00:13:09.916
I've got treasures to steal!

00:13:09.916 --> 00:13:12.916
Come my minions!
To the VAULT!

00:13:13.708 --> 00:13:16.000
...or wherever museums
keep their stuff!

00:13:16.750 --> 00:13:18.416
Oh! Hold up!

00:13:18.416 --> 00:13:19.708
Flamethrower!

00:13:19.708 --> 00:13:21.000
Car Crash!

00:13:21.000 --> 00:13:22.166
Ben!

00:13:22.166 --> 00:13:24.166
You stay here and
guard this girl.

00:13:24.166 --> 00:13:26.833
We can't have her calling
the cops or whatever.

00:13:26.833 --> 00:13:28.708
BEN:
Aw, but I wanted to
see the treasure...

00:13:28.708 --> 00:13:33.541
OHH YEAH!?
Well I wanted to rob the museum
at the stroke of MIDNIGHT, Ben.

00:13:33.541 --> 00:13:36.833
But someone couldn't fit
it into his schedule and

00:13:36.833 --> 00:13:39.333
we had to do it
in the AFTERNOON.

00:13:39.333 --> 00:13:41.166
So now this girl is here, okay!?

00:13:41.166 --> 00:13:42.000
Crusher!

00:13:42.000 --> 00:13:42.958
Spike!

00:13:42.958 --> 00:13:44.333
Dark Star!

00:13:44.333 --> 00:13:45.708
You're with me.

00:13:45.708 --> 00:13:48.583
[He sets Molly down in
the secretary's chair and]

00:13:48.583 --> 00:13:50.791
[ties her up with
some duct tape.]

00:13:50.791 --> 00:13:53.416
(menacingly)
You stay here...

00:13:53.416 --> 00:13:54.625
(sweetly)
Be good!

00:13:54.625 --> 00:13:55.416
Okay.

00:13:55.416 --> 00:13:57.041
(sinister laugh)

00:13:57.041 --> 00:13:58.500
EVIL!

00:13:58.500 --> 00:14:03.458
(chanting)
Evil! Evil! Evil! Evil!

00:14:03.458 --> 00:14:06.250
Maaan, I can't believe we
don't get to steal anything.

00:14:06.250 --> 00:14:07.083
This sucks!

00:14:07.083 --> 00:14:09.083
Yeah! Thanks a lot, Ben.

00:14:09.083 --> 00:14:10.333
It's not my fault!

00:14:10.333 --> 00:14:13.166
Mom said she wouldn't drive
me around past five! 

00:14:13.166 --> 00:14:16.291
It wouldn't be a problem
if I had a ride, Car Crash!

00:14:16.291 --> 00:14:17.958
Oh, HERE WE GO.

00:14:17.958 --> 00:14:22.416
You crash ONE car FOUR times
and suddenly it's your name!

00:14:22.416 --> 00:14:24.500
(Banzai bickering)

00:14:24.500 --> 00:14:27.708
MOLLY:
Well... this isn't
so bad I guess.

00:14:27.708 --> 00:14:30.125
Maybe if they finish their
robbery quick enough, 

00:14:30.125 --> 00:14:32.125
they can give me a ride home.

00:14:32.125 --> 00:14:35.041
I might even make it
back in time for...

00:14:35.041 --> 00:14:36.041
...work.

00:14:36.541 --> 00:14:37.541
Hello!

00:14:37.541 --> 00:14:40.541
[Molly casts a nervous glance
at the Banzai Blasters.]

00:14:40.541 --> 00:14:42.250
[It doesn't look like
they noticed him.]

00:14:42.250 --> 00:14:45.833
[She casts a silence bubble
around herself and scoots her
chair over to the man]

00:14:45.833 --> 00:14:47.750
(scootching sounds)

00:14:47.750 --> 00:14:49.500
(whispering)
Mr. Tour guide!

00:14:49.500 --> 00:14:50.583
What are you doing!?

00:14:50.583 --> 00:14:53.416
Well, Lady Mera and I are
the only guards here tonight

00:14:53.416 --> 00:14:56.541
So I was instructed to make
sure no one else was here!

00:14:56.541 --> 00:14:58.916
Then I looked on the cameras
and saw that you were here!

00:14:59.250 --> 00:15:00.750
And now a lot of
people are here.

00:15:01.125 --> 00:15:02.666
And the entrance exploded!

00:15:03.000 --> 00:15:04.791
And you know what
would fix that? A...

00:15:04.791 --> 00:15:05.791
BARRIER!

00:15:05.791 --> 00:15:07.208
No no no no no no, shh!

00:15:07.208 --> 00:15:08.208
They'll hear you!

00:15:08.625 --> 00:15:09.833
See those guys?

00:15:10.291 --> 00:15:11.500
They're BAD guys.

00:15:11.500 --> 00:15:13.166
(Gasp!) Bad guys?!

00:15:13.166 --> 00:15:15.083
Yeah! I need to get home.

00:15:15.083 --> 00:15:16.750
Can you get me out
of this chair?

00:15:16.750 --> 00:15:18.666
I'm using my epithet
so they can't hear us,

00:15:18.666 --> 00:15:21.208
but we only have so much
time until they turn around!

00:15:21.208 --> 00:15:24.125
Of course, small girl! Barrier!

00:15:24.125 --> 00:15:27.625
[He forms a small barrier the
size of a donut in his hand,]

00:15:27.625 --> 00:15:31.416
[and begins smacking it
lightly against the tape
like a cave man.]

00:15:32.208 --> 00:15:35.625
Hm. My barrier doesn't
seem to be sharp enough!

00:15:36.500 --> 00:15:39.125
Can you try ripping
it with your hands?

00:15:39.125 --> 00:15:41.291
Oh! That is a good idea.

00:15:41.291 --> 00:15:43.958
[The barrier disappears and
he begins removing the tape.]

00:15:43.958 --> 00:15:45.416
Bad guys, eh?

00:15:45.416 --> 00:15:48.958
Lady Mera won't like this...
She won't like this at all!

00:15:48.958 --> 00:15:51.166
I must deal with them for her!

00:15:51.166 --> 00:15:54.208
I'm sure they'll leave after
they're done stealing things.

00:15:54.208 --> 00:15:56.666
Hmph. I cannot allow that.

00:15:56.666 --> 00:15:58.875
I am an honorable warrior.

00:15:58.875 --> 00:16:02.208
I must fight anyone who
opposes my lady's wishes.

00:16:02.208 --> 00:16:04.125
[He finishes ripping the
tape off of Molly.]

00:16:04.583 --> 00:16:06.750
Hey you! Bad guys!

00:16:06.750 --> 00:16:07.750
T-they can't--

00:16:07.750 --> 00:16:09.833
My name is Indus Tarbella...

00:16:09.833 --> 00:16:13.125
...and I challenge you
to an honorable duel!

00:16:13.125 --> 00:16:14.166
They can't hear you.

00:16:14.166 --> 00:16:14.833
Pardon?

00:16:14.833 --> 00:16:16.375
They can't hear you.

00:16:16.375 --> 00:16:18.916
My epithet makes things quiet.

00:16:18.916 --> 00:16:21.208
We're muted right now. ...Sorry.

00:16:21.208 --> 00:16:23.833
INDUS: How do I, uh...
MOLLY: Just step a little that way.

00:16:23.833 --> 00:16:26.125
Oh! Okay, thank you, uh...

00:16:26.125 --> 00:16:27.500
YOU THERE!!!

00:16:27.500 --> 00:16:28.291
Huh?

00:16:28.291 --> 00:16:30.541
You are BAD GUYS.

00:16:30.541 --> 00:16:34.125
And so I challenge you
to an honorable duel!

00:16:34.500 --> 00:16:34.708
Who the heck is that?

00:16:34.708 --> 00:16:35.833
Who the heck is that?

00:16:35.833 --> 00:16:38.000
And how did he get so toned?

00:16:38.000 --> 00:16:40.625
Doesn't matter...
he challenged us!

00:16:40.625 --> 00:16:43.916
And nobody messes with
the BANZAI BLASTERS!

00:16:43.916 --> 00:16:47.458
We accept your duel,
unreasonably buff stranger!

00:16:47.458 --> 00:16:49.583
Banzai Blasters, form up!

00:16:49.583 --> 00:16:50.583
(karate sounds)

00:16:50.583 --> 00:16:53.750
Hmm! A battle of posing, is it?

00:16:53.750 --> 00:16:56.333
Very well! I accept!

00:16:57.333 --> 00:16:59.041
[Indus poses!]

00:16:59.041 --> 00:17:03.250
[His rippling muscles catch
the light of the evening sun!]

00:17:03.250 --> 00:17:06.500
[He looks downright majestic.]

00:17:06.500 --> 00:17:08.291
HAAAGH!!!

00:17:08.291 --> 00:17:10.666
Nobody is a bigger
poser than us!

00:17:10.666 --> 00:17:13.250
Flamethrower does male
cheerleading on weekends!

00:17:13.250 --> 00:17:15.250
C'mon, man. Don't tell him that!

00:17:15.250 --> 00:17:17.250
There's no reason to
be ashamed of it, dude.

00:17:17.250 --> 00:17:18.708
Yeah man, you're
really good at it!

00:17:18.708 --> 00:17:22.000
Uh, shut up! Fine!
Whatever! J-just form up!

00:17:22.000 --> 00:17:23.583
HYAAAH!

00:17:23.583 --> 00:17:25.791
Hm! Most impressive!

00:17:25.791 --> 00:17:30.041
You're pretty good yourself!
Seems like we're an even match!

00:17:30.041 --> 00:17:31.583
...This is so weird.

00:17:31.583 --> 00:17:33.291
You! Little girl!

00:17:33.291 --> 00:17:34.250
JUDGE US!

00:17:34.250 --> 00:17:36.541
Which one of us is
the better poser!?

00:17:37.166 --> 00:17:38.708
Uh...

00:17:38.708 --> 00:17:39.708
Mr. Barrier?

00:17:39.708 --> 00:17:40.708
Hah! Victory!

00:17:40.708 --> 00:17:41.875
The first strike is mine!

00:17:41.875 --> 00:17:44.416
Wait... is HE "Mr. Barrier", or-

00:17:44.416 --> 00:17:45.833
BANZAI BLASTERS:
Augh!

00:17:46.291 --> 00:17:48.791
INDUS:
Ah! It appears I am stuck.

00:17:49.333 --> 00:17:51.708
No... Flamethrower!

00:17:51.708 --> 00:17:53.666
He had the coolest name...

00:17:53.666 --> 00:17:55.041
Can I be "Flamethrower" now?

00:17:55.041 --> 00:17:58.708
You'll get... a cool name...
when you EARN ONE, Ben!

00:17:58.708 --> 00:18:01.083
Oh! I know! How about...

00:18:01.083 --> 00:18:02.750
"Kidpuncher".

00:18:02.750 --> 00:18:05.000
Why would you call
yourself "Kidpuncher"-

00:18:05.000 --> 00:18:07.500
Oh. Oh! I'm the kid! Oh no!

00:18:07.500 --> 00:18:09.791
Quickly, small warrior!
Defend yourself!

00:18:09.791 --> 00:18:12.958
Uh! Um! But my epithet
can't really attack?

00:18:12.958 --> 00:18:15.875
I-It just makes things
quiet or stupid! Uh!

00:18:15.875 --> 00:18:18.708
[She grabs a box of thumb tacks
off the secretary's desk and]

00:18:18.708 --> 00:18:20.750
[and chucks them
across the floor!]

00:18:20.750 --> 00:18:23.125
These are now... dumb tacks!

00:18:23.125 --> 00:18:25.458
Whoa! Hey! Not cool. 

00:18:25.458 --> 00:18:26.875
That's super dangerous.

00:18:26.875 --> 00:18:30.666
[They lean down and begin
carefully picking up the tacks.]

00:18:30.666 --> 00:18:33.083
Boss says safety is important.

00:18:33.083 --> 00:18:35.541
Yeah! How are we supposed to
beat up a small child with

00:18:35.541 --> 00:18:37.291
all these thumb 
tacks in the way?

00:18:37.291 --> 00:18:40.208
Wait! I know! What if we go...

00:18:40.208 --> 00:18:42.666
Around... the thumb tacks.

00:18:42.666 --> 00:18:43.458
MOLLY:
Uh oh!

00:18:43.458 --> 00:18:44.583
(evil giggling)

00:18:44.583 --> 00:18:46.833
In case you're looking for
feedback from a focus group,

00:18:46.833 --> 00:18:48.791
I just wanted to say
that "Kidpuncher" is

00:18:48.791 --> 00:18:51.208
Kind of an underwhelming
bad guy name- AH!

00:18:51.208 --> 00:18:53.916
Huh-hah! And now we
have a hostage!

00:18:53.916 --> 00:18:55.916
INDUS:
A hostage!? No!

00:18:55.916 --> 00:18:58.458
A classic Bad Guy maneuver! 

00:18:58.458 --> 00:19:00.416
I am powerless to save her...

00:19:00.416 --> 00:19:01.666
MOLLY:
I'm sorry...

00:19:01.666 --> 00:19:03.791
INDUS:
Do not give up, tiny warrior!

00:19:03.791 --> 00:19:05.541
You must never give up!

00:19:05.541 --> 00:19:08.166
Remember! You have your epithet!

00:19:08.166 --> 00:19:10.625
Surely there must be
some way it can help you!

00:19:10.625 --> 00:19:13.041
(Molly stammers)

00:19:13.041 --> 00:19:17.291
Oh! Uh, okay! There is this
one thing I can do! I guess...

00:19:17.291 --> 00:19:19.791
I'm not really supposed to
use this on people though?

00:19:19.791 --> 00:19:21.750
Wait, wait. What was
her epithet, again?

00:19:21.750 --> 00:19:24.625
I think she said
it was "Stupid"?

00:19:24.625 --> 00:19:25.625
No...

00:19:25.625 --> 00:19:27.291
I said it was "Dumb!"

00:19:28.208 --> 00:19:30.083
(Ben makes an idiot sound)

00:19:30.083 --> 00:19:33.333
Hey! Why'd you let goof her!?
What did you do!?

00:19:33.333 --> 00:19:34.916
It worked...?

00:19:34.916 --> 00:19:37.041
Okay, it worked!

00:19:37.041 --> 00:19:38.625
Um, okay... uh...

00:19:38.625 --> 00:19:41.666
You... are... a car!

00:19:41.666 --> 00:19:43.250
And you're out of control!

00:19:43.250 --> 00:19:45.250
And you REALLY wanna hit...

00:19:45.250 --> 00:19:46.708
That guy!

00:19:46.708 --> 00:19:47.750
Bluh?

00:19:47.750 --> 00:19:50.583
[Ben looks at Car Crash...]

00:19:50.583 --> 00:19:54.041
Ben? ...Ben, buddy?

00:19:54.041 --> 00:19:56.833
[Ben stares with blank eyes.]

00:19:56.833 --> 00:19:59.375
[Eyes one might compare...]

00:19:59.375 --> 00:20:00.916
[...to headlights.]

00:20:01.541 --> 00:20:02.458
Beep beep!

00:20:02.458 --> 00:20:04.625
No... not again!

00:20:04.625 --> 00:20:05.708
BEEP BEEP!

00:20:05.708 --> 00:20:07.333
Ben, you IDIOT!!!

00:20:07.333 --> 00:20:10.083
(violent car chase noises)

00:20:10.083 --> 00:20:13.291
(Car Crash screams!)

00:20:14.541 --> 00:20:15.541
Wow...

00:20:15.541 --> 00:20:17.083
I can't believe that worked!

00:20:17.083 --> 00:20:18.791
INDUS:
Good work, young warrior!

00:20:19.208 --> 00:20:20.875
Can you help free
me from this wall?

00:20:20.875 --> 00:20:22.333
I'd like to...

00:20:22.333 --> 00:20:25.083
but I don't know if the laws
of physics will allow it.

00:20:25.083 --> 00:20:26.291
Do not worry!

00:20:26.291 --> 00:20:29.541
Lady Mera says laws are
merely suggestions!

00:20:29.541 --> 00:20:31.625
(grunting sounds)

00:20:31.625 --> 00:20:32.875
(EXPLOSION)

00:20:34.083 --> 00:20:36.083
MOLLY:
That's gonna be
a lot to clean up.

00:20:36.083 --> 00:20:37.916
Maybe we should call the police.

00:20:37.916 --> 00:20:38.916
INDUS:
Oh no!

00:20:38.916 --> 00:20:40.375
I have been explicitly told

00:20:40.375 --> 00:20:42.666
not to call the police
for ANY reason!

00:20:42.666 --> 00:20:43.916
MOLLY:
...Really?

00:20:43.916 --> 00:20:47.000
But what about those other guys
who ran deeper into the museum?

00:20:47.000 --> 00:20:49.625
HM!?! There are OTHER GUYS?!

00:20:49.625 --> 00:20:51.333
Oh no... I have to hurry!

00:20:51.333 --> 00:20:53.375
As Lady Mera's
faithful bodyguard,

00:20:53.375 --> 00:20:56.541
I cannot allow those ruffians
to get their hands on her!

00:20:56.541 --> 00:20:57.375
Come!

00:20:57.375 --> 00:21:02.125
MOLLY:
Wait! Can I at least
use your cell phone?!

00:21:03.708 --> 00:21:05.875
GIOVANNI:
Epithet Erased!

00:21:12.208 --> 00:21:15.666
MERA:
Epithet Erased...

00:21:18.708 --> 00:21:20.416
(Giovanni laughs)

00:21:20.416 --> 00:21:23.791
So THIS is where the museum
keeps all of its valuables!

00:21:23.791 --> 00:21:27.458
No "Employees Only" sign is
strong enough to keep us out!

00:21:27.458 --> 00:21:29.208
Alright, lady!

00:21:29.208 --> 00:21:31.416
Hand over your treasures!

00:21:31.416 --> 00:21:33.416
MERA:
What, just like...

00:21:33.416 --> 00:21:35.291
All of them?

00:21:35.291 --> 00:21:36.750
What's your plan here?

00:21:36.750 --> 00:21:38.708
You just gonna waltz out of here

00:21:38.708 --> 00:21:41.958
with a literal metric ton of
exhibits on your back?

00:21:41.958 --> 00:21:44.750
GIOVANNI:
Uh... I dunno!

00:21:44.750 --> 00:21:46.125
Just the cool ones then!

00:21:46.125 --> 00:21:48.333
(mocking)
Oh, "Just the cool ones"~!

00:21:48.333 --> 00:21:52.458
You dopes didn't think this
through at all, did you?

00:21:52.458 --> 00:21:53.750
What a waste of my time.

00:21:53.750 --> 00:21:55.708
Heh! We'll show you!

00:21:55.708 --> 00:21:59.458
I've brought the best-armed
Banzai Blasters money can buy!

00:21:59.458 --> 00:22:02.666
Oh yeah? And how much does
your allowance buy you?

00:22:02.666 --> 00:22:06.208
Uh? Three?
I think that's pretty obvious.

00:22:06.750 --> 00:22:08.541
Stupid lady can't even count.

00:22:08.541 --> 00:22:09.958
(evil giggles)

00:22:09.958 --> 00:22:12.333
Alright, boys! Take aim!

00:22:12.333 --> 00:22:15.000
[They level their
peashooters at her]

00:22:15.000 --> 00:22:16.000
Fire!

00:22:17.291 --> 00:22:21.500
CRUSHER:
Huh? ...Hang on. What happened?

00:22:21.833 --> 00:22:26.166
INDUS:
I'm afraid your bullets have no
chance of reaching Lady Mera...

00:22:26.166 --> 00:22:28.791
For my epithet... is...

00:22:28.791 --> 00:22:30.458
BARRIER!

00:22:30.458 --> 00:22:33.708
I-Indus? How did you
sneak in so quietly?

00:22:33.708 --> 00:22:35.583
You never do anything quietly.

00:22:35.583 --> 00:22:38.500
So, we can't hit you
from a distance, huh?

00:22:38.958 --> 00:22:40.541
No problem...

00:22:40.541 --> 00:22:44.083
[Giovanni takes out a wooden
bat with a knife taped to it,]

00:22:44.083 --> 00:22:45.708
[and crouches down!]

00:22:45.708 --> 00:22:49.541
[Steam begins to hiss
off of his body!]

00:22:49.541 --> 00:22:50.541
Hiyah!

00:22:50.541 --> 00:22:52.583
Wh- Where did he go?

00:22:52.583 --> 00:22:54.583
Teleports behind you...

00:22:54.583 --> 00:22:56.541
I'll show you what happens...

00:22:56.541 --> 00:23:00.083
...when you underestimate
GIOVANNI POTAGE!

00:23:00.083 --> 00:23:01.750
HyaaaaAAAAAAAH!

00:23:01.750 --> 00:23:03.000
AIIIEEEEE!!!

00:23:03.291 --> 00:23:08.458
NO! LADY MERAAAAA!!!

00:23:09.333 --> 00:23:10.458
Ow.

00:23:10.458 --> 00:23:11.041
Huh?

00:23:11.041 --> 00:23:13.458
MOLLY: I thought you
might try that.

00:23:14.125 --> 00:23:17.375
Um. Hi.
I dumbed down your attack?

00:23:17.375 --> 00:23:19.333
(melodramatic music plays)
Lady Mera...

00:23:19.333 --> 00:23:22.000
I couldn't protect you!

00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:23.666
I am...

00:23:23.666 --> 00:23:25.208
I AM A FAILURE!

00:23:25.208 --> 00:23:27.750
(melodramatic music stops)
What... just happened?

00:23:27.750 --> 00:23:30.833
My epithet lets me dumb
down any pain you feel.

00:23:31.500 --> 00:23:34.375
Could I please borrow
your cell phone?

00:23:34.375 --> 00:23:38.166
I asked your friend, but I
don't think he has one.

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...or knows what they are.

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"Dumb down my"...

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Indus! Grab her!

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INDUS:
As you wish, Lady Mera!

00:23:44.583 --> 00:23:46.875
Wh- Hey! What are you doing?

00:23:46.875 --> 00:23:48.416
Just following orders!

00:23:48.416 --> 00:23:50.500
Why do I feel like
I'm being ignored?

00:23:50.500 --> 00:23:51.750
Because you are.

00:23:51.750 --> 00:23:55.000
We've got limited time here,
and you're not worth it!

00:23:55.000 --> 00:23:56.375
Indus?

00:23:56.375 --> 00:23:58.208
[He hoists Giovanni
up in the air,

00:23:58.208 --> 00:24:01.041
and tosses him back
towards his minions!]

00:24:03.250 --> 00:24:04.250
(pathetic squeak)

00:24:04.250 --> 00:24:05.416
Boss!

00:24:05.416 --> 00:24:07.708
Indus? Scattergun.

00:24:07.708 --> 00:24:08.708
Hmph!

00:24:16.708 --> 00:24:19.250
(Banzai cries of pain)

00:24:19.541 --> 00:24:20.416
Oof!

00:24:20.416 --> 00:24:21.833
No!

00:24:21.833 --> 00:24:23.583
My boys!

00:24:23.583 --> 00:24:26.125
Now do me a favor and pass out.

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I don't want anyone
else interfering

00:24:28.833 --> 00:24:30.833
while I rob this museum.

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Huh?

00:24:33.458 --> 00:24:36.208
♪ Outro Theme plays

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In the dead of midnight ♪

00:24:40.708 --> 00:24:44.291
Someone's creeping
down the hall ♪

00:24:44.291 --> 00:24:49.041
See those yellow uniforms?
We're the ones who got it all! ♪

00:24:49.041 --> 00:24:51.541
We may trigger an alarm
But we never come to harm ♪

00:24:51.541 --> 00:24:54.541
Because before the cops can
catch us we can call my mom! ♪

00:24:54.541 --> 00:24:57.375
We're GREAT AT CRIME! ♪

00:24:57.375 --> 00:24:59.375
CAR CRASH:
Beware our evil plans!

00:24:59.375 --> 00:25:02.625
Yeah we're GREAT AT CRIME ♪

00:25:02.625 --> 00:25:05.000
BEN:
I never wash my hands!

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The boys in blue are
here for you ♪

00:25:07.708 --> 00:25:10.583
There is nothing they can do! ♪

00:25:10.583 --> 00:25:13.000
We scuffle, scram, skeddaddle,
up a creek without a paddle ♪

00:25:13.000 --> 00:25:16.041
No you cannot rattle us
'Cause we are GREAT AT CRIME ♪

00:25:16.041 --> 00:25:18.708
Larceny, incarcerated,
arson's kinda overrated ♪

00:25:18.708 --> 00:25:21.333
There's no reason to debate it,
GREAT AT CRIME ♪

00:25:21.333 --> 00:25:26.791
GREAT AT CRIME! ♪