[MUSIC PLAYING]
DR. KITTY: You see before you the 20th planet in our galaxy.
It was once a peaceful, undisturbed world filled
with tranquility and beauty.
[SHOOTING]
Now, I'm afraid that all life on Planet 20
will be totally wiped out. -Creatures?
Oh! -Aurora, don't turn your head.
This is the real danger every planet in the galaxy,
including Earth, must face sooner or later.
[ZAPPING]
[EXPLOSION]
[SHOOTING]
[EXPLOSION]
The number of alien attacks increase each day.
There seems to be no end to their evil and destruction.
Professor Dodge--
Yes.
Increase magnification of the telescope,
and put Jupiter's moon on the big screen.
I'm preparing it.
You sure you want to show her this terror?
Ah!
The creatures struck the Jupiter moon base
and wiped out every one of them.
[HIGH PITCHED HUMMING]
Horrible!
They have no conscience.
Oh no.
[CRYING] Terrible.
[CRYING]
This mindless violence is happening
all over the galaxy, Aurora.
It's spreading like a virus from planet
to planet-- an evil, raging, alien cancer.
Doctor, how can we stop this?
Well, believe it or not, those creatures
used to be peaceful beings living on various worlds.
Why did they change, you will ask?
Observe, Aurora.
Take a look.
Right there.
The diameter of the galaxy is about 100,000 light years.
And the width of its center is about 15,000 light years.
There are approximately 200 billion stars in the galaxy.
Here's the sun, which is some 30,000 light years
from the galaxy center.
And there is the great planet, the center of the galaxy.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Center of the galaxy?
It's so far, far away from here.
DR. KITTY: The energy force emitted from the great planet
has maintained peace and harmony throughout the galaxy.
But now the great planet's energy has grown
weak in power-- it's fading.
As a result, peaceful aliens have slowly
mutated into evil, violent creatures,
bent on death and destruction.
The galaxy is out of balance, Aurora.
We have intercepted sub-ether communications,
sent out from the Great Planet.
There is a palace on the Great Planet
responsible for projecting this energy.
Only a royal being gifted with special transcendental powers
can become the medium to amplify that energy.
The Queen who was the median has grown old, and as a result,
the energy has nearly dissipated.
So, if the energy being emitted from the Great Planet
is restored, those creatures will
transform back to their normal, peaceful selves?
That's right.
But-- but how can the royal energy
be restored to its full power?
A person blessed with the special transcendental energy
must travel to the Great Planet and take over for the Queen.
Luckily, I've now discovered that unique, gifted person.
You found a human able to do this?
Well, who is it?
Aurora, it's you.
What? It is me?
Doctor--
Yes, my child.
You possess the marvelous ability to restore
the Great Planet's power.
I don't believe it.
I don't have any ability.
Aurora, you've had the transcendental power
since birth.
It's a precious gift.
If you go to the Great Planet and take over,
peace and harmony will again be restored.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
DR. KITTY: Aurora, you have the marvelous transcendental
ability to restore the power being
emitted from the Great Planet.
AURORA (VOICEOVER): If I travel to the Great Planet,
balance will be restored to the galaxy?
My home world, the Moon, used to be peaceful, too.
The moon was supplied with ample oxygen
from ozone towers built all over the lunar surface.
Everyone lived in happiness and harmony,
until those mutated creatures--
[ZAPPING] -Ah!
No!
Ah.
Ah!
Oh!
[SHOOTING]
[EXPLOSION]
Run!
Retreat!
Fast!
Run! -Ah!
[ZAPPING]
Get out of here, quickly!
[SHOOTING]
Wow. Urgh!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
AURORA (VOICEOVER): My mother put me into an evacuation
shuttle as fast as she could.
-Stay inside, Aurora. -No!
I want to be with you, Mommy!
QUEEN: Do as I say!
Mommy!
Come back!
Aurora, take care, my baby.
Don't forget, you are a princess.
Stay strong.
[ROCKET BLASTING]
Mommy!
Aurora!
[EXPLOSION]
AURORA (VOICEOVER): My parents, the King and Queen
were massacred along with everyone else,
and the lunar kingdom was utterly destroyed.
I fled to Earth as the sole survivor.
This very moment, other worlds are experiencing
the same nightmare.
Good beings are going to sustain loss
and heartache just like me.
I've got the ability to save those lives.
It's within me to restore peace.
Father, Mother.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I've made my decision.
I must do this.
I'm going to the Great Planet to prevent beings
from tasting any more sadness.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
No one from Earth, or from any other world,
has ever stepped foot on the Great Planet.
It will be an extremely, long, hard, and potentially
dangerous trip, Aurora.
Yes, I know.
But I'm destined to do this.
I'll go no matter how dangerous the trip may be.
Aurora.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
AURORA: So that's the Queen Cosmos, the star ship I'll use
to journey to the Great Planet?
PROFESSOR DODGE: Yes.
This space cruiser was designed by Dr. Kitty.
She's the greatest scientist in the solar system.
This magnificent craft will safely
get you to the Great Planet.
But if she's attacked by too many fleets of evil enemies,
she could be--
Aurora will be safely accompanied.
By who?
A royal guard who will protect her from any threats.
Brilliant!
Who is he?
Jan Kugo.
Oh, Jan Kugo.
Who did you say?
You mean that Kugo?
[LAUGHTER]
Astro Bar! Hee-ya!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
PROFESSOR DODGE: He's a cyborg with awesome battle
programming.
Well, it was awesome about a thousand years ago.
SOLDIER: Cyborg, you are surrounded.
Put down your weapon and surrender.
Ha ha ha!
I was going to say that you dudes.
Hey-ya!
PROFESSOR DODGE: Nobody can stop that cyborg once he goes wild.
Hee-ya!
Ha!
I'm Jan Kugo, the fastest cyborg in the galaxy.
Around and around you go.
Hee-ya!
Rrr!
[EXPLOSION]
Ha, they'll be a piece of cake.
[SHOOTING]
PROFESSOR DODGE: Even our most superior space
defense forces weren't able to stop him.
Rrr!
Out of my way!
[EXPLOSIONS]
Ha ha ha ha ha!
He he he!
Who constructed such a wild, undisciplined cyborg?
Well, I'm-- I'm afraid I did.
It's all my fault.
You made him, Professor?
Yes, I'm sorry to say.
Faulty software, you see.
That's why the boys nicknamed me Professor Dunce,
instead of Professor Dodge.
Maybe his software can be repaired.
Where's Kugo now?
On the moon.
Moon?
Ha!
Dr. Kitty!
Kugo.
Woah!
What the heck is this?
Kugo, you're going to the moon for a while to calm down.
PROFESSOR DODGE: It's a crystal energy dome.
Even a strong cyborg can't scratch it.
He's been trapped in the dome ever since.
Hopefully his mental software has repaired itself.
So he's been in solitary confinement on the moon
all this time?
Poor guy.
Rrr!
Get me out of this thing!
Let me out of here!
How long are you going to keep me cooped up, Dr. Kitty?
All I wanted to do was have a little fun--
let off some cyborg steam.
I'll smash open this blasted bubble with the Astro Bar
if you don't release me.
They won't budge.
DR. KITTY (ON RADIO): You'll never
be able to use your Astro Bar for that delinquent behavior.
Dr. Kitty?
DR. KITTY (ON RADIO): Listening?
Yes.
Let me out of here now!
DR. KITTY (ON RADIO): Are you ready to obediently
follow my instructions?
Ha!
Instructions?
Shut up!
How dare you confine me here?
I'm not taking any orders from you.
DR. KITTY: Are you sure about that, Kugo?
What?
DR. KITTY (ON RADIO): Listen to me carefully, Kugo.
You'll be released soon, but I have a very
important mission for you.
But what?
DR. KITTY: Here's a laser wand that will
break Kugo out of the dome.
The wand will pierce the crystal energy bubble.
Take it with you, and this, too.
What's this?
Well, it's a kind of headband.
Place it on Kugo's head, and hold your hands
over the ring like this.
He'll pay a little more attention to your instructions.
Pardon me.
We'd better get ready for launch, Doctor.
Oh! This is my space suit?
Ooh.
Push the green button on your helmet.
Oh, like this?
[BEEPING]
Ah! Oh!
Now you can safely and comfortably survive in space
with oxygen and warmth, just like you
do within Earth's atmosphere.
Your entire body, even your hair,
is covered by the special barrier.
It's indestructible. -Ah.
Push the button again, and it retracts.
[BEEPING]
Naturally, you don't need your barrier in oxygen atmospheres.
Atmospheres breathable to humans, that is.
Off you go, Princess.
You call me Princess?
Yes, of course.
You are Princess Aurora.
You are the one who will become queen
to save the entire galaxy.
Dr. Kitty.
Do your best to restore peace.
Yes.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Princess Aurora.
Yes, Doctor?
DR. KITTY (ON RADIO): Your on-board computer's
coordinates are all set for the journey to the Great Planet.
One minute to launch.
Roger.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[BEEPING]
Ten seconds to launch.
All systems green.
Yes.
[BEEPING]
PROFESSOR DODGE: Five seconds to launch.
Four seconds.
Three, two, one.
Launch.
[ROCKET BLASTING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
PROFESSOR DODGE: Queen Cosmos, A-OK.
Oh, Princess Aurora, the fate of the entire galaxy
rests on your shoulders.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Father, Mother, no matter how dangerous
this trip to the Great Planet might be,
I'll get there and succeed.
I'll be the new queen and restore balance to the galaxy.
This is my destiny.
Professor Dodge said Jan Kugo was so wild
that nobody could control him.
But I'm sure deep down, he must be
a nice, sweet cyborg, since he was chosen to be my protector.
What? You've gotta be kidding, man.
Is this some kind of joke?
You're asking me to babysit a princess?
No way!
Never!
You must be nuts.
Tell her highness to get lost in space.
DR. KITTY (ON RADIO): Kugo, you're refusing
to obey my orders again.
Yes I am.
DR. KITTY (ON RADIO): You must obey.
You will serve and protect Princess
Aurora with your cyborg life.
Hmm.
DR. KITTY (ON RADIO): You'll accompany her so she
can bring peace back to us all.
I mean it.
Peace to us all?
What space junk!
Find someone else!
I'll be passing the Moon.
My poor old home world.
I miss it so.
Well, I'll put it on the monitor.
[BEEP]
Oh!
The kingdom has turned into a ruined ghost town.
Without air, it's reverted back to its original state.
Cold and lifeless.
This is just another reminder of why I
must succeed in my new mission.
Nothing must stop me.
VOICE ON RADIO: Attention, Earth vessel, stop immediately.
Deactivate your engines.
Oh! What?
I can't see anything.
Where is that voice coming from?
Sensors don't read a thing.
There's no sign of a craft there, either.
Am I hearing things?
I'll scan the whole area.
[GASPS]
VOICE ON RADIO: Do you hear us?
Acknowledge.
We order you to stop.
Oh! Oh!
VOICE ON RADIO: We're galactic wolf pirates.
You have trespassed into our territory, human.
Surrender your star ship to us, immediately.
AURORA: I can't do that!
What?
You wish to be atomized?
I must get to the Great Planet.
Leave my craft alone.
Now out of my way. -Ugh!
Blast it!
All fighters intercept.
Ugh! [MUSIC PLAYING]
[SHOOTING] Ah!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Tractor beam-- full power!
Ah!
Oh.
What's that?
[BEEPING]
[BUZZING]
Ah!
Kugo!
Help!
[EXPLOSION]
Quiet down, kid.
Do you see I'm getting some shut-eye?
Eh!
Kugo!
Help!
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Ha ha ha!
You actually believe you can escape from us, human?
[SHOOTING]
What?
Oh!
Jan Kugo!
Who the heck keeps calling me?
It's starting to bug me.
Go away!
[EXPLOSION]
Ah!
What's that?
Oh.
Who's out there?
Uh. Uh.
You must--
[MUSIC PLAYING]
--be Aurora.
She's beautiful.
Ha ha ha ha.
Slowly torture her to death.
Stay cool, Princess Aurora, I'll rescue you.
Use that laser to get me out.
Ah!
Hurry!
Fire at the dome.
Ah, uh, uh.
[SHOOTING]
Ah!
Woah!
Oh!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ah.
Oh.
Uh.
Get up, quick! Princess!
Dammit!
Dr. Kitty, can you hear me?
I'll do whatever you say, just let me out.
Help the princess.
Please, help that girl!
Doctor, release me, you hear?
Oh. Ugh.
That's it.
Keep going.
Ah!
Uh, uh.
[SCREAMS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Princess, are you all right? Oh.
[EXPLOSION]
Those evil mutants.
Aurora, you've got nothing to fear now.
I'll protect you.
Thanks for setting me free.
So you pirates like hurting beautiful girls, huh?
You'll pay for this.
Astro Bar!
DR. KITTY (ON RADIO): I knew you'd bravely
protect the princess, Jan Kugo.
You'll help her bring peace back to the galaxy.
You are a fine, courageous cyborg warrior.
Paralyzer Beam!
Oh. Blast it!
Starcrow!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ki-ya! [MUSIC PLAYING]
Heads up, numbskulls.
Jan Kugo, the wildest cyborg in the galaxy
is about to kick your butts.
Here I come, you mutant chumps!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Kugo, wait!
Don't-- Don't kill them! -Oh!
Astro thunder!
Argh!
Ah!
Don't harm them, Kugo.
Your pirating days are over.
Ah.
Curses.
That interfering Earth cyborg.
Remaining fighters, attack and destroy him!
Demolish that alien!
You dudes want more, huh?
Hi-ya!
Paralyzer Beam! Woo-hoo!
[EXPLOSION]
Paralyzer Beam!
Kugo!
[EXPLOSION]
[SHOOTING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ah!
Ki-ya!
Confound it!
You call yourself space pirates?
Why can't any of you wreck that cyborg?
He must be butchered at once!
Astro Bar!
Rawr!
Urgh! -Ta!
[EXPLOSION] -Ugh.
JAN KUGO: Your pirate buddies are toast.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Urgh!
Now it's down to you, bud.
Why you--
Still have strength to try and fight me, huh?
Oh, cut out that insulting talk!
Urgh! Urgh!
Ah!
Ooh-ah!
Urgh.
Be my guest.
Try it, clown.
You pirates are no match for me-- the invincible Jan Kugo.
Kugo?
That's me.
I'm famous throughout the galaxy.
You're the Kugo?
Don't waste time.
Surrender!
Kugo, yes indeed.
I have heard of you, boy-- you malfunctioning criminal cyborg.
Criminal?
Oh!
I am captain of the space wolf pirates.
I'm not going to be stopped by some
unstable mechanical madman.
Ha ha ha ha ha. -How dare you?
Shut your face.
Kugo, please wait.
Stop, Jan.
Don't fight him anymore.
Look out!
Huh!
Tried to pull a fast one, huh, captain?
Not nice.
Now I'll demonstrate my muscle.
Hee-ya!
Hwa!
Urgh!
Woo!
Hee-ya!
Hey-ya! Ya ya ya ya ya!
Later, dude.
-No! -Oh.
Ha ha.
The stupid jackass.
Don't worry, Princess.
I'll protect you from space scum like him.
Check out this bicep-- feel it?
Hey.
What's the matter?
You hurt or something?
You are powerful, aren't you?
Ha!
Sure am.
You're talking to the strongest cyborg ever made.
Those space pirates are no match for me,
or my trusty old Astro Bar.
There's nothing to fear with me as your bodyguard.
Jan, just listen.
You can't destroy weak creatures like that.
What? But they attacked you.
I had no choice.
From now on, you will control your temper.
We mustn't kill. -Wait a sec.
Are you telling me that I shouldn't have
bumped that pirate dude off?
He nearly murdered you.
[WIND BLOWING]
Kugo--
JAN KUGO: What?
AURORA: I'm on a long journey to restore
balance and peace to the galaxy-- a lasting peace.
Yeah, yeah. I know that.
I can't allow you to kill space mutants,
especially since they were once peaceful creatures.
They're entitled to live.
It's just their minds that are ill.
Hey, the cosmos isn't a safe place.
It's kill or be killed out here.
It was either him or me.
Guess who lost.
-I'll travel alone then. -Huh?
-I can't have you with me. -What?
You're nuts!
Crazy!
You sure about this?
There's more of those dangerous monsters out here.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Fine! You want to go it alone?
Be my guest.
I ain't stopping you.
You get butchered in space, it'll be your own fault.
Nothing will happen to me.
I'm confident I'll safely get to the Great Planet.
Ha!
Stubborn girl. Launch!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Who cares what happens to her?
Didn't even thank me for saving her royal behind.
Humph.
It's a clear night.
Let's see if I can spot the Great Planet.
Oh.
What's that?
A UFO?
Oh no!
It's Kugo!
Just as I guessed.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
That no good-- Darn!
Kugo, why you--
Professor Dunce.
The name's Dodge, not dunce, wise guy.
Where's Dr. Kitty?
I've got to talk to her.
PROFESSOR DODGE: You do?
Hold it. Sit down.
I said sit. -Hm.
Shame on you, Kugo.
Why are you back so soon?
You were ordered to accompany Princess Aurora.
Why did you disobey again?
I came to talk to Kitty about that.
Be quiet.
Listen.
I'm a laughingstock all thanks to you--
an absolute laughingstock.
Do you realize how badly you've embarrassed me?
If only I had programmed you correctly,
you wouldn't have been such a problem child.
Why couldn't you have turned out like a normal,
functional, obedient cyborg?
[CRYING]
Tell me, where did I go wrong?
I'm so ashamed.
There's an old saying, spare the rod and spoil the cyborg.
I guess it's true.
My hologram trick will keep that dupe occupied.
But you keep misbehaving.
Kugo, you must realize how vitally important
this mission is.
You must protect the princess.
It's a golden opportunity for you
to reprogram your fouled up software
and straighten out your life, son.
I did protect her, just as you told me to, Doctor.
So what are you doing back here?
What's the excuse?
I didn't have a choice.
She yelled at me, telling me to buzz off.
She insulted me and I was deeply hurt.
I'm sorry to hear that.
There are some others who I can summon to protect her,
but I wanted the strongest person in the galaxy
for this job.
I thought you'd be the only one qualified to do it.
I tried to help her, but there's nothing I could do now.
I'm uh-- I'm sure she'll manage without me.
She's real tough.
What was the name of that world she's headed to?
The Great Planet.
Mm.
Oh, that's right.
She'll be fine.
Especially since the Queen Cosmos was constructed by you.
Yeah, she'll reach the Great Planet
with, uh, no trouble at all.
Hm.
She had better, or the entire galaxy is doomed.
Eventually the universe itself may be plunged into total chaos
and destruction. -Say what?
The entire universe?
It's that big a deal?
Where is this Great Planet?
What kind of alien world is it?
I've never been there.
DR. KITTY: No one has.
Aurora will be the first outsider.
It's about 30,000 light years away.
The princess is headed for the center of the galaxy all alone?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I can't let her.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
So my journey's begun.
Gosh, I'm frightened already.
I must stop being nervous.
Father, Mother, please give me courage.
[ALARM SOUNDING] -Uh.
Oh!
[BEEP]
There's nothing on the screen.
Oh.
What's that?
PROFESSOR DODGE: Princess Aurora is only eighteen years old.
She started a long voyage filled with terrible danger
in order to do her duty.
She's brave, and Dr. Kitty is also courageous.
Kitty raised Aurora for over 10 years,
after the girl arrived on Earth.
Now I don't want any more arguments from you, Kugo.
Get back into your Starcrow and fly off to Aurora.
You stay with that girl and never
disobey another order again.
Hear me, boy?
Sure thing, Professor.
Now, that's more like it.
That's what I like to hear.
You're a good, polite cyborg.
Later, Dunce.
Starcrow, launch!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[BEEPING]
Oh.
Ships on the wrong course.
Must repair the tail.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
So Aurora was princess of the lunar kingdom, huh?
She came to Earth all by herself after the Moon was attacked.
Lost her family.
I feel so sorry for her.
She can't go to the Great Planet by herself.
I won't let her-- she'll be killed for sure.
Full speed ahead, Starcrow!
[GURGLING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[BREATHING HEAVILY] -Huh?
Oh!
Ah!
Oh!
No!
[SHOUTING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Princess!
Oh! Kugo!
Astro Bar! [INAUDIBLE]
[SHOUTING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Those creatures are called [INAUDIBLE].
They're like sticky space sludge-- bacteria
with evil consciousness.
Once they spread over a star ship, they crush it to bits.
If they had covered your space suit,
you would have been history.
I won't leave you again, Aurora, I promise.
Stay in the cockpit.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Paralyzer Beam!
Astro Thunder!
Yes!
Astro Thunder!
[SHOOTING]
Kugo.
There are a lot of other dangers
out here besides the [INAUDIBLE].
Horrors beyond your worst nightmares.
[SIGHS]
As I said, I'm not leaving your side again, Princess.
You don't have a choice here, and I don't
care how stubborn you get.
Understand?
OK.
[LAUGHING]
We've got to land the Queen Cosmos
on the small planet right below us and make repairs, fast.
Right.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CRASHING]
Urgh.
Oh man, it stinks!
This filthy planetoid is covered in mud.
Can I help you with any of the repairs?
There's nothing a princess like you could do.
Don't bug me.
[SIGH]
Oh.
Guess I ticked her off. Oops.
Of all the planets we had to land on.
Just a few more blasted adjustments and-- Woah!
Woah! [SPLASH]
Urgh!
Thank goodness I didn't lose them.
Ew.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ah, nothing like a nice clean, hot shower after taking
a stinking mud bath.
Oh.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Princess? Man, is she a hottie!
Absolutely gorgeous.
Well, eat up.
Oh, thanks a lot.
I'm starved.
Mm. Mm.
Ah. Mm.
Tell me a little more about yourself, Kugo.
Huh?
Pardon?
You and I should get more acquainted now.
Oh, I see. Well, there's not much to tell.
So, go on anyway.
I'm all ears. -Fine.
If you really want to know, I'm an orphan without any parents,
brothers, or sisters.
As a baby, I was left in a junkyard
on top of a pile of broken computers and robotic parts.
I really envied boys who were raised
by loving fathers and mothers.
I never had a family.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I desperately wanted to become a space pilot when I grew up,
but I was too poor to enroll in the Space Academy.
However, there was another way I could
become a pilot-- by agreeing to be transformed into a cyborg.
I trained very hard, day and night.
[MACHINE SPINNING]
It was a huge sacrifice to alter my human body into a cyborg
one, but I thought it would be worth it-- I'd
be a top space pilot that way.
I'm ready.
[GASPING]
Hoo-ya!
Ah!
[GASPING]
Finally, Professor Dodge performed
the incredible operation to make me a complete cyborg.
Energizer, go!
Sir.
[BEEPING]
[SCREAMING]
[ZAPPING]
[SCREAMING]
I took the horrible pain and agony for my future
as a space pilot.
As a result, I became an awesome cyborg.
Professor Dodge was thrilled to death
because everyone praised him for making the perfect half-man,
half-machine.
Wow.
What a huge sacrifice to become a cyborg.
Yeah, it was.
I was given a job working for the Space Patrol,
where most of Earth's space fighters were based.
I was in charge of the rocket hangars,
and I slaved away day and night to do a fine job.
I was promised I'd be promoted and trained
to be a space pilot.
[LAUGHTER]
Those pieces of junk will never fly again.
They're obsolete.
It was true.
I learned that Space Patrol wasn't going
to let me be a pilot after all.
I was lied to.
I was stuck being a janitor in a junk hangar.
I became a cyborg for nothing.
[CRASHING]
Ah!
Urgh!
So you see, I came full circle-- found in a dump,
and wound up in a dump.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I'm so sorry to hear all this.
Are you really?
Yes, I sure am.
You're awesome. Thanks.
Glad someone understands me for a change.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
So I told the Space Patrol where to go.
And I've been goofing off ever since-- having
fun and doing things for kicks.
Hee-ya!
Urgh! Hi-ya!
[EXPLOSION]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Crow Blaster!
[EXPLOSIONS]
As I was letting off some cyborg steam,
I was trapped by Dr. Kitty in that stupid bubble cage.
I ain't afraid of anyone or anything,
but Dr. Kitty is the one exception.
[LAUGHING]
[GULPS]
You shouldn't eat so fast.
Hang on, I'll get you some water.
[EXPLOSION]
I'll go outside and see what's attacking this time.
Don't forget what I told you.
I won't.
Kugo!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Woah!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Who the heck are you?
I was about to ask you to same thing.
Ouch! My head!
Ow! [LAUGHING]
Woo-hoo! [MUSIC PLAYING]
Dagnabbit.
Ouch!
[LAUGHING]
Woo-hoo!
Hey, you fathead.
What kind of space fighter is that?
[LAUGHING]
What?
Making fun of me, laughing boy?
Well, you won't be laughing for long.
I'll have the last laugh.
Let's play ball.
Hi-hi-ya!
-Look out! -Huh?
Ah!
Oh!
[SPLASH]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Urgh.
I wasn't looking.
Starbood Falcon!
Kugo!
Ah!
Kugo, you okay?
[LAUGHING]
I'm flattered she's so concerned about me.
Don't worry, Princess.
I'll never be defeated by that slob
and his flying hunk of junk.
I'll show him who's boss. Starcrow!
Hee-ya!
Full speed!
So you still want to fight?
I'll never forgive you for knocking me
in that stinking mud.
You're going to pay for that.
Quit shooting your big mouth off,
or I'll dunk you a second time.
Uh, uh!
Take this, you cyborg dope.
Cyborg dope?
Rawr!
Ah!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
You're a fat, dirty pig.
Pig?
Did you say pig?
I can't stand it when I'm called that,
just because I'm big boned.
Enough!
Time to finish this stupid game.
Crow Comet!
Hm?
Oh! Woah!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
That fixed him.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Enough! JAN KUGO: What?
Jan Kugo, he knows your powerful strength now.
Darn right, he does.
AURORA (ON RADIO): The repairs are complete.
Let's leave this planetoid.
We must continue.
Right.
That alien cyborg must be exhausted by now, anyway.
DON HAKKA: Oh no, I'm not.
I got my second wind.
Second wind?
No wonder this place reeks.
I was going to let you go, but now I'll
blast you off this mud pile.
Don't do it, Kugo!
Where'd he disappear to now?
DON HAKKA: Peek-a-boo!
Crow Blaster!
[SHOOTING]
I'll be a pig and--
[SPLASHING]
Ya!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I hope Jan gets back here soon-- safe and sound.
Huh? There he is!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Howdy, Princess.
Urgh. Ah!
Oh. Oh no!
Kugo! Kugo!
I'll never let those Earth aliens conquer my home world.
Never!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ah!
Ah.
Urgh.
Uh.
Urgh.
Ah.
Urgh.
Oh.
Good.
You've come to.
You brought me inside?
Yes, you were injured.
Get some more sleep.
No, ma'am.
I'm supposed to be the one who protects you.
Wow, I'm so exhausted.
But no, I can't sleep.
I've got to continue fighting.
Did I blast that cyborg hog?
I must've.
I'm sure he's wounded.
He's a strong, worthy opponent, Kugo.
Yeah, well if he attacks us again, he won't be.
Don't interfere with my battles anymore.
Very well.
So long as you communicate with him.
Communicate?
I'll clobber him with this.
AURORA: No you won't, Kugo.
Talk?
That's right.
Talk to him.
See if he'll help us in our mission.
Urgh.
You've got to be kidding.
Ask that big fat slob to accompany us?
Kitty suggested it.
Dr. Kitty? Ugh.
DR. KITTY (VOICEOVER): The Queen Cosmos is equipped with three
hangars for space fighters.
Two more cyborgs must assist you, Aurora.
Aurora, Jan Kugo is the first, and you
must find the other two.
They are men like Kugo with awesome fighting skills.
Fate will bring them to you.
It may be difficult to recruit them, but you must.
Three protectors will ensure your safety, Aurora.
Yes, three cyborg bodyguards will surely defend
you from any dangerous threats.
Dr. Kitty has a good point.
I see.
So you're saying I'm not enough protection for you?
Kugo, you've never ventured outside our solar system,
right?
This trip will be difficult. We might
encounter huge alien armies.
OK, OK.
I know.
I'll go ask fatty to join us.
-Right, and one last thing. -Huh?
What is it now?
I have something to give to you.
Hey, if this dude refuses to help us, what should I do?
Knock him in the skull to change his mind?
AURORA: No.
Here.
Wow!
Cool headband!
Ah.
That gold ring is a present for me?
Ah.
Kitty instructed me to give it to you.
She said it'll make you stronger and help your mental software.
Cool, it's perfect.
Hm.
Hey!
I suddenly feel incredibly strong power
radiating from my body.
This thing works.
[LAUGHING]
And if I strike this pose in front of you--
[SCREAMING]
I'm sorry.
Urgh.
Sorry?
Stop it!
This headband's squeezing my skull.
It won't come off!
Stop this trick.
I'm sorry, Kugo.
Ah.
[SCREAMING]
Kugo, the headband's for your own good.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Well, you know what to do.
Good luck.
OK.
Launch Starcrow!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Blast it.
There's no way I can get this thing off.
Guess I better just follow orders from now on.
I promised to protect Aurora, and I will.
Hope I can persuade fatso to join us on the voyage.
He is a pretty good fighter, and might be helpful to have
around after all.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
DON HAKKA: Yum, yum.
This stuff is delicious.
Can't believe I've got room for the whole thing.
Yum!
It must have been that battle.
I'm starved.
Boy, that cyborg is a monster.
Invading my home, attacking me, landing a star ship
without permission.
I'm a cyborg designed to protect their planetoid.
I better eat up to refuel.
I'll need all my fighting strength.
I won't let him destroy my underground city.
If that happens, my all-you-can-eat
days will be over.
Yikes!
The buffet will be closed.
Talk about a stinking, filthy mess.
I'm having second thoughts about asking
that dirty pig to join us.
I'll obey my orders, but I don't want the Queen
Cosmos to turn into a pigsty.
[LAUGHING]
Oh.
[BEEPING]
Ah!
Kitty. Hm.
You're looking quite well, Princess.
Thanks.
I think we found another cyborg who will help us.
He's very strong and has a terrific spaceship.
Excellent. I'm glad to hear that.
The world you're on used to resemble
Earth, with clean oceans, blue skies,
fresh air, plants, wildlife.
However, when the Great Planet's energy weakened,
it sank into a sea of mud.
The survivors built underground cities
in the hopes of restoring the planet to its beauty someday.
Those people must be peace-loving.
I'm sure they'd want to see their world returned
to its wonderful, glorious heyday.
Oh, yes.
Kugo is meeting with their cyborg.
That cyborg should be willing to protect
you as much as Kugo does.
We'll keep in touch.
Out.
Hold-- hold it.
Must I wait for your next communication?
Why can't I contact you?
DR. KITTY (ON RADIO): Aurora, you will be the queen
of the Great Planet someday.
You shouldn't depend on me anymore.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Where did chubby go?
I couldn't have injured him that badly.
He's hiding someplace.
[BELCHING]
Boy, am I full.
Oh, how did I miss that?
Mm mm mm mm.
That will hold me over till dinner.
Oh.
So he's back again, is he? Right.
I think I'll ambush his mother ship.
Ouch!
I think the damn cockpit shrunk.
Ouch! Ooh.
Oh.
It has shrunk.
How am I going to climb out of this damn thing?
Urgh.
OK, I've-- I'd better be on the lookout for any
dangerous alien Earthlings.
AURORA: Dr. Kitty's right.
If I'm to be a queen, I must start making
important decisions on my own. Oh!
Hm.
Where is everyone?
The ship's empty.
Maybe in there.
Hello?
Anyone here?
Woah!
Urgh!
-Oh! -Ouch!
Holy mud pies.
What's with the low floor around here?
Boy, I overate.
Can't climb-- oops-- and digest at the same time.
Urgh!
-Oh! -Urgh.
Ah.
Huh?
Hey you, over there.
Yeah, you, human.
Show yourself, now. -Uh.
Uh. -Oh?
You were the cyborg who battled my bodyguard, Jan Kugo?
Yeah.
We are trying to save your world.
We come in peace, and only wish to help.
Kugo thought you attacked us.
Yeah?
I'm Princess Aurora.
I am Hakka.
Don Hakka.
[LAUGHTER]
Hey, I've come to talk to you, not fight.
Come out wherever you are.
Quit hiding.
That's some story.
So it wasn't a giant space monster that
buried our world in the mud?
That's right, Don Hakka.
It wasn't.
Well, I believe you, my sweet adorable honey-bunch.
What?
I mean you convinced me you're telling the truth, Princess.
Thanks.
When I restore the planet's energy,
your muddy world will be restored also.
Please come with us to the Great Planet.
Hm? You're asking me?
Please join us.
Well, let me think about this a sec.
I guess I could be your bodyguard, but--
[ALARM SOUNDING] Oh!
No! -No?
What?
Now you don't want me to go with you guys?
No, it's some kind of emergency.
What?
Guess porky chickened out and flew the coop.
Thought he was tougher than that.
Oh well.
Huh?
Oh.
Speak of the devil.
I'll fix 'em, Princess.
Launch, Starbood!
JAN KUGO: Hold it! -Ah!
Kugo!
Don Hakka is with us now!
Hakka?
A giant meteor swarm is approaching.
We're in danger unless we deflect them all.
What?
OK.
I'll blast them away.
Crow Belt!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
So you're Hakka?
You've agreed to join us on our mission?
That's right, Kugo. JAN KUGO: Good.
Give us 100%.
For that beautiful, gorgeous, stunning princess?
I'll give 500%.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh. Here they come.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Astro Bar!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hm. Hakka Chain!
Paralyzer Beam!
[EXPLOSION]
Ooh-wah! [EXPLOSION]
Ha! Hee-ya!
Bood Drill!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Bood Falcon!
[SHOOTING]
Paralyzer Beam!
Hee-ya!
[SHOOTING]
Wah!
Oh-wah!
[EXPLOSIONS]
I've got 'em.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
No, I got 'em.
I got more than you did, pal.
And I saved my home world.
By assisting the princess, I'll someday make my planetoid
beautiful again, with fresh air, dry land, clear water,
and everything else.
Sounds great to me, Hakka.
Hey, I'm starving.
I worked up a big appetite.
[LAUGHING]
Oh, turkey. Mm.
Thanksgiving's come early.
What's next, ham sandwiches?
Delicious! Mm.
Ah.
What else?
Popovers.
My favorite!
[INAUDIBLE] donuts.
Yum.
Mm.
Um.
Ah.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Scanners read a planet containing water ahead.
A water world?
Yes, fresh water.
Princess, I'm sick of the ship's recycled stuff.
Let's go and replenish our tanks with some fresh H2O.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[WATER RIPPLING]
[MACHINE CHIRPING]
Hm.
I'll surface.
Hey, what's that over there?
Huh?
A fish?
Ah!
Run, retreat!
[EXPLOSIONS]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
A surprise attack.
That sneaky devil.
I'll fry that fish.
Ah! Wait.
Kugo, don't start a fight.
We don't want problems.
But he--
There must be a reason why he attacked.
Go let him know we're friendly.
Talk to him.
Communicate.
Here we go again.
What do you want me to say?
Tell him we landed for some needed water.
When our ship's tanks are refilled,
we'll leave immediately.
Look, Princess!
Incoming missile!
[EXPLOSION]
-Wah! -Oh!
-That sneaky-- -Ah!
I ain't taking no more of this! -Don't go.
Please, calm down.
What do you want to do?
Just sit here and get blown up?
No, but you may start a big war if you go.
I'll leave this matter to Hakka.
A wise decision, Princess.
You can always rely on me in times of crisis.
Huh?
Unlike hothead there, I'll go out cool, calm, and collected,
and talk some sense into that fellow, Princess.
Oh.
Don't be cocky.
Hurry before another missile's fired.
[LAUGHING]
I'm going.
Protect the princess while I'm out.
[LAUGHING] Yeah.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Geronimo!
To the Starbood! Ouch!
Ah! Ooh!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ya!
Ooh-ah!
Yow!
Ah! Mm.
Ship's getting smaller by the day.
Maybe I should join Jupiter Craig.
Launch-- Launch Starbood.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hello. I wish to communicate with you.
Don't fire any more missiles.
Silence, water thief.
Leave here at once.
Copper Missiles!
Woah!
You'll never get away from me.
[SHOOTING]
Ah!
[LAUGHING]
Gotta pull up!
[SPLASH]
Oh!
Sorry, Princess.
He wouldn't listen.
That's too bad.
Kugo, got any ideas?
Yeah.
What I wanted to do from the start--
blast him out of the water.
But that's--
[SIGH]
Hakka, let him have it!
Blast him!
OK, I'll give him a taste of his own medicine.
AURORA (ON RADIO): Hakka promise me one thing.
What's that, Princess?
AURORA (ON RADIO): Please don't kill him.
I won't.
AURORA (ON RADIO): And another thing, Hakka.
-Yes ma'am? -Be safe.
I will.
We all need you in one piece.
I need me in one piece, too.
[STRUGGLING]
I'm like a sardine in here.
So long as I guard this ocean, you
won't steal a drop of its H2O.
Understand?
DON HAKKA: That so?
Who died and made you owner of this planet's water?
Huh? Ha.
Idiot. Ah!
Urgh! Ah!
Heads up, you pretty shark.
How interesting.
Just try to defeat me, Djorgo the Wolf.
Djorgo the Wolf?
You gotta be kidding.
Djorgo the minnow's more like it.
Bood Falcon!
[SHOOTING]
Damn.
Copper Missiles!
[SHOOTING]
Huh? [INAUDIBLE]
Won't you please share a little of your water with us?
Ah!
[SPLASH]
Man, what a stingy alien.
The planet's full of water, but he won't
share a single drop of it.
Hakka needs help.
I'm going out there.
Use caution.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hee-ya!
Starcrow, launch!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SPLASH]
Hakka?
Hakka, where are you?
DON HAKKA: Give me a second. -Oh.
Hakka!
Hang on!
DON HAKKA: I'll sink him yet, just watch.
You'll be sunk if I don't give you a hand.
Crow Blaster! -Ah!
Thanks, pal.
He's pretty powerful in his own element.
You look really worn out.
Yeah, well, why don't you play with him for a bit?
-I sure as heck will. -Good.
Oh boy, here he comes.
Now you've got a real problem on your hands, fish face.
Go!
Two cyborgs against one, huh?
No, just me.
My friend's taking five, but you'll be toast by then.
SIR DJORGO: My, aren't we egocentric?
DON HAKKA: Show him who's boss.
Right.
Take some water to the princess.
DON HAKKA: OK.
[SHOOTING]
Oh!
[SHOOTING]
I'm sick of your missiles.
Doesn't your cruddy submarine do any other tricks?
SIR DJORGO: Indeed it does.
Allow me to demonstrate my craft's
most powerful and deadly battle technique.
Huh?
Oh, man!
Woah!
SIR DJORGO: Increasing thrust.
Ah!
Man, this dude's super fast under water.
SIR DJORGO: Don't get too excited, clown fish.
JAN KUGO: Ah!
No! Ah!
Ah!
-Hey. -Hakka, Kugo is--
Hmm, kicking major fin.
That Djorgo is strong in water.
Here's a glass of it.
Why did you leave Kugo all by himself?
Huh?
He--
You should never have left his side for a second.
But he told me to bring you some water, Princess.
Hakka, what's more important-- a glass of water for me,
or Kugo's life?
Use your head.
Think!
Well, we're strong cyborgs, and you're a delicate human,
and I--
-Oh. -Ah!
Look!
A spaceship!
[ALARM SOUNDING]
Huh?
Oh.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
What are those?
Oh, uh, [INAUDIBLE] creatures.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
60 seconds to splashdown.
We shall absorb the necessary amounts of water we need.
Then, conquer the planet.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Asari, observe.
Other aliens have already invaded this world.
Aliens?
That starship is the Queen Cosmos.
From Earth?
Affirmative.
It is Princess Aurora's craft.
If she restores power to the Great Planet,
we shall go back to being common shellfish.
She is a deadly threat to us.
We cannot return to living motionless
at the bottom of seas.
What is our plan of action?
We must exterminate Aurora so she
never reaches the Great Planet.
Excellent strategy.
Commence the attack. -Affirmative.
Destroy the Queen Cosmos.
Yes.
[BUZZING]
[MUSIC PLAYING] -Oh!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ah!
Wreck the star ship.
Yes.
We're in trouble, Princess.
Crush, kill the--
Clam up.
Wow!
Ow!
Hi-ya!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I'm going to steam you clams, and then dip you in butter.
Take that.
Ah!
[EXPLOSION]
Ah!
Oh! No!
Copper Missiles!
[SHOOTING]
Ah!
Oh oh! Yah!
Astro Bar!
Hoo-ah!
I'll drown you.
Hi-ya!
Ah!
You're the toughest opponent I've ever had to face,
but I'll beat you yet.
AURORA: Kugo!
Princess!
We're under attack!
Where's Hakka?
AURORA (ON RADIO): He's trying to fight them off,
but there's too many.
OK. Hang tight.
I'll be right there.
So, you're retreating, coward?
No, I'm not.
Just postponing our match till later.
That's Asari and Sajinya's troops.
They want my water.
You're something else.
I told you to postpone our fight.
Yes, I know.
I'm going to battle those mutants first.
I'll tackle you afterwards.
I see.
Don't let them hurt you before our important fight.
[LAUGHING]
Right.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-Ouch! -Woo!
Hakka, are you all right?
Barely.
Get your rear over here.
Pow!
I'm on my way, bud.
Oh!
It's a clambake.
Exterminate them!
Yes!
Hoo-ya! Ha!
Ho!
Hm.
That cyborg Kugo may be of help to me.
Yeah.
I'll do a quick calculation here.
Odds of my beating those creatures single-handedly--
[BEEPING]
Oh! Hm.
Now, alongside Kugo. Let's see.
[BEEPING]
Hm.
I'll lose fighting alone, but with Kugo-- mwa--
the odds are I'd win.
Very well, we'll fight together. -Ah!
Yow!
Yee! Oh.
Ow.
[SHOUTING]
I sense that cyborg, Djorgo, may be my third bodyguard.
[SHOUTING]
Fire! Fire!
[SHOOTING] -Oh.
Look out!
Hey, watch it.
Sorry about that.
Ever hear of friendly fire?
Very funny.
Don't try it.
Hey, what are you--
Argh.
Ah!
Ha ha, that's what you call friendly fire.
I'd say thanks, but-- Ah!
I understand.
Aw, heck.
Thanks.
[LAUGHING]
If we continue this conflict, we will all be destroyed.
Affirmative.
Return to mother ship. -Retreat!
Retreat!
Blast it, they're escaping.
[SHOOTING]
[EXPLOSION]
Ah!
Oh! Ah!
Oh, clam dip.
Hey, intercept them, fast.
It might be wiser to flee, Kugo.
Don't tell me you're Chicken of the Sea.
They're too tough to beat.
They've attacked 99 times, and I lost every time,
I'm sorry to say.
Well, try one last time, Djorgo.
Ugh!
[EXPLOSION]
Crow Blaster!
The blaster didn't work.
Djorgo, you fought them.
So what?
Don't you know their weak spots?
Think, cyborg!
Look out!
[EXPLOSION]
Come to think of it, yes.
There's a water pipe attached to the back of their mother ship.
Their Achilles heel, huh?
But how can we get to it?
-I'll distract them. -Don't!
Stop!
Turn around.
That's it.
Kugo!
Fry them clams.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
That suction pipe's tough to get to.
Bood Falcon!
Hardly scratched it.
Nice try, guys.
Now let me take a shot.
Here goes.
DON HAKKA: Don't hit me accidentally.
Ah! They are pursuing us!
To the rear! [MUSIC PLAYING]
Now's our chance.
Crow Blaster!
[SHOOTING]
This has to work.
It must.
[SHOOTING]
Iron Cutter!
Hoo-ah! Hoo!
Space [INAUDIBLE]!
Hoo-ah!
[SHOOTING]
Hooray! Yes!
I won!
I finally beat them after 100 tries.
Now for the final blow. AURORA: No!
Stop, Kugo.
Don't kill them.
Ah, very well, Princess.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ah.
Oh.
She's beautiful.
What a gorgeous young lady.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Kugo, those beings were once peaceful shellfish
living in the sea.
They mutated into violent, unstable creatures.
Forgive them.
They are sad victims of the galaxy being out of balance
due to the Great Planet's energy loss.
We shall leave now.
Thank you, Princess Aurora.
We apologize for our attack.
Yes, we will not forget your kindness and compassion.
Don't go around invading other worlds.
Is that clear?
Affirmative.
We promise not to.
We hope the four of you have a safe journey
to the Great Planet. Farewell.
Ah.
So you're Princess Aurora.
Mm.
Oh, that's right Djorgo.
We're heading out to restore the galaxy's energy.
That far out into space?
Hey Djorgo, I'm thirsty.
Will you give me a glass of water?
Just a moment.
Hm.
All right.
Oh, really? Thanks!
Ha ha.
I'll be so happy to wet my whistle.
-Hey Hakka, one thing. -Yeah?
What? What is it now?
I have one request to make before you drink.
A request?
Please let me accompany you three to the Great Planet.
Go with us?
I want to join you guys on this important trip.
Sorry, no can do.
Oh, please.
I beg you, Jan Kugo.
I must go to the Great Planet.
Look at the water meter there.
Since the galaxy's energy has dispersed,
the water here has been dispersing, too.
If the level drops to that low point, this planet--
What will happen?
It will lose the magnetic pull of the sun.
I see, Djorgo.
Asari and Sajinya's troops are no longer a threat.
So-- mm-- I've been thinking about the odds.
Can a single man travel to the Great Planet alone?
[BEEPING]
No, he'd never make it.
How about two?
Hm.
[BEEPING]
DON HAKKA: That was my old shoe.
No, it would still be too tough.
What if three went together?
Hm.
[BEEPING]
JAN KUGO: That cat's familiar.
By my calculations, if we three go together, we'll succeed.
Huh?
According to your calculations, we need you?
Well, he is stronger than us in water.
I guess Djorgo could help protect the princess.
Mm.
Thank you, Princess.
Kugo.
Mm.
[LAUGHING]
Right, we'll work together.
Hakka.
Like the Three Musketeers.
DON HAKKA: The three cyborgs!
I'll do everything I can to protect
this beautiful princess.
I believe fate brought the three of us together.
It's too--
Huh?
Statistically improbable.
I'll be back, my wonderful water world.
And when I return, balance will be restored.
And our planet will once again-- Huh?
Wah!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[LAUGHING]
Man, the Queen Cosmos' food synthesizer is awesome.
This stuff smells like the real thing.
Kugo, sit down.
Coming.
Oh, better tell the princess.
Princess, I'll report to the bridge
when I'm done scarfing this down.
Take your time.
Bon appetit.
Love her sweet little voice.
I'm so enchanted whenever she speaks.
Oh, Kugo, you--
Let's dig in.
Wait a sec.
What's wrong?
The food's getting cold.
Look, pretty boy's got more than me.
You're nuts.
We got the same.
Let me have your--
JAN KUGO: Hands off my dinner!
DON HAKKA: I got a big order to feed, kid.
The computer gave you more.
JAN KUGO: No it didn't.
Oh my.
Eat your own food.
Why, you greedy little--
Quiet!
Uh, gentlemen, why fight over such stupidity?
Hakka, you're causing problems.
DON HAKKA: How?
The food synthesizer served us equal portions.
JAN KUGO: Right.
And, Kugo, you're no angel either.
Huh? No angel?
You're short-tempered.
You better cool down.
I agree.
Look, we all have our weak points.
Let's take an oath of friendship.
We won't argue anymore.
Ha!
Sure thing.
Sorry.
Eh, that's OK, Hakka.
Sorry I got mad.
Yeah.
Don't mention it.
But, you know, I think you still got more.
Ah. Hope you like the measurements.
You win, Hakka.
Take my plate.
[LAUGHING]
Oh! Urgh!
What happened?
Mutants?
AURORA (ON RADIO): Oh, I'm sorry.
I laughed so hard, I accidentally
moved the braking thrusters and the ship abruptly stopped.
[LAUGHING]
She's been eavesdropping?
That's very naughty.
Oh, sorry.
I didn't mean to, but Kugo forgot to switch
off the galley's intercom.
Whoops.
My mistake.
Dimwit!
Dope! -Hm.
Mutants.
You're too paranoid.
According to my calculations, there aren't
any mutants in this sector.
There aren't any mutants?
Indeed.
[LAUGHING]
That Earth starship is the Queen Cosmos.
If we allow them to reach the Great Planet,
we shall once again revert back to being small arachnids.
We must exterminate them now.
Commence hypnotic venom attack.
Kill them!
The Earth craft may be too difficult a target.
Is our hypnotic venom energy powerful enough?
Yes, look.
They're approaching the neutral zone.
As soon as the Earth vessel is close,
discharge the venom energy.
Our hypnotic power will be amplified 100 times.
Those cyborgs are cooperating now,
but soon they will despise and murder each other.
Understood.
Commencing attack.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Spin venom energy!
[LOUD HUMMING]
Splendid.
The trap is set.
They're heading right into our energy web.
Mm. Beautiful.
We're here.
Sorry we kept you waiting, Princess.
Hm? Oh, uh, Princess?
Are you listening?
Uh.
Ah.
Huh.
Ah, Princess.
Huh?
Oh, what pretty clouds.
Oh, yeah.
You're right.
They're beautiful.
Fantastic.
[HUMMING]
What you looking at?
Hey, what's the matter, you guys?
That's strange.
Those clouds-- What's that strange gas?
Huh? Huh.
Oh!
Hey, don't look at those clouds' rays--
they're affecting your minds.
[MOANING]
Ah!
Too late.
Oh, the princess.
No!
Princess, you all right? Wake up!
DON HAKKA: Mm.
Mm. -Hakka!
DON HAKKA: Mm.
Argh.
Hakka, you're coming to.
Thank heavens.
Ah!
Hakka, you-- Ah!
Your eyes.
What's wrong with them?
Hey, it's me-- Sir Djorgo.
Don't you recognize me?
What's happened to your mind?
What was in that cloud?
Those rings?
Tell me, what did you see?
You're a big fat pig.
All you do is eat like a filthy cyborg hog.
Djorgo, you rotten--
Ha, Djorgo was right.
You're a big fat pig.
A filthy cyborg hog.
Come on, snap out of this, Hakka.
You lazy, good for nothing, stupid, pig.
I'll never forget you-- die!
Kugo, you all right?
Glad you've snapped out of it.
Hakka's lost his mind.
We've got to get him to the sick bay.
Oh!
Not you too, Kugo!
You've got a real short fuse, hothead.
You hyperactive jackass.
Ah! Stop!
Kugo, no.
Don't take another step.
So I'm a fat, dirty pig, huh?
You're toast. Hoo-ah!
That did it, sucker.
Clouds' rays.
Who or what's behind this?
Oh no.
The princess.
Princess, you OK?
I don't believe you.
No, I don't believe you.
You-- you don't believe what?
Evil.
Insults.
Get lost, Princess Aurora.
You've wasted our time.
Who cares if aliens mutants get you?
You're a spoiled, ugly dog.
Who let the dogs out? Woof!
Woof!
I can't believe you two just said those wicked things to me.
They have a point.
I'll go find your leash.
How mean!
And nasty!
I don't believe--
Princess!
Ah!
I'll strangle--
I can't leave the princess alone on the bridge.
DON HAKKA: Die! Ha!
The coast is clear.
DON HAKKA: Ah! Har!
I better lie her down.
I'm not supposed to enter her private quarters, but at a time
like this, who cares?
Who's behind this?
Hee-ya!
Ha!
Wah!
Oh!
Right, that did it.
Astro Bar!
Oh! Stop!
Put that down!
[ZAPPING]
Come here!
I better do something fast, before the ship's wrecked.
Wait! You can't escape!
Come back! Fool.
He'll ditch us in the Starcopper.
Oh no, we won't.
Starcrow, launch!
Starbood-- Ha!
Wah!
Rrr.
See what you-- ouch!-- schmucks made me do?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hm.
Well, I just can't sit here.
How can I disperse those clouds' rays?
How can I do it? Hm.
[BEEPING]
Mm.
What does this number answer mean?
I get it.
I can keep my eyes open, looking at the clouds' rays,
for no more than 30 seconds.
DON HAKKA: Cyborg pig.
You're dead meat, Kugo!
They will kill each other.
Excellent.
If I keep my eyes open for longer than 30 seconds,
I'll start becoming paranoid, too.
What a sinister ray.
Aurora's so sweet.
(MIMICKING AURORA) It's not true,
I don't believe what you say.
Then she fainted.
That's proof of her decent unconscious mind and character.
[BEEPING]
Whoops!
Oh no!
I'll close my eyes for awhile, then I'll be able to keep
watch for another 30 seconds.
It's up to Sir Djorgo to save the day.
Starcopper, launch!
I must bring Kugo and Hakka to their senses.
We've got to move out of this sector.
Curse you!
Bood Falcon! -Hm.
Try it, tubby.
Ha!
Missed me, fatso. Ah!
There he is.
Its Djorgo.
I'll share him.
No, let me lynch him.
I guess I can open my eyes now.
Astro Thunder!
Bood Falcon!
[SHOOTING]
Ah! Wah!
Ha!
Oh no, they-- stop!
What the devil are you doing to our ship?
Pipe down.
I'll wreck your craft, too.
Iron Cutter!
That's it.
Marvelous.
Everyone kill each other.
I'll smash the Queen Cosmos into space junk.
Here I come, Aurora, you ugly dog.
Kugo, no! Stop!
Hoo-ah!
Djorgo, I'll now demonstrate my cyborg muscle.
DON HAKKA: I'm closing in.
Bood Falcon!
Man, talk about a close shave.
What are my odds?
[BEEPING]
Ah!
One of the cyborgs is not affected by venom energy.
He has an aquatic mind.
Increase energy.
Accelerate power.
We obey.
[HUMMING]
JAN KUGO: Wait, Djorgo. DON HAKKA: Get him!
The hypnotic ray!
Djorgo, stop.
Crow Blaster!
SIR DJORGO: Ah!
DON HAKKA: Bood Falcon!
SIR DJORGO: No, stop this!
Oh, I just can't believe it.
Hakka nearly killed me.
Uh?
Oh!
Dr. Kitty!
Aurora, Djorgo is in grave danger.
You must save him.
Oh, yes.
Move the Queen Cosmos out of the neutral zone, immediately.
But--
No buts.
Listen to Sir Djorgo.
He still has his conscious mind.
Don't be afraid.
Hurry! -Yes.
Djorgo!
SIR DJORGO: Princess, you're awake.
Good. Listen to me.
Don't look at those clouds for more than 30 seconds.
I can't explain now, just don't do it.
Don't!
Right.
JAN KUGO: I'll murder you.
Oh.
Paralyzer Beam!
Oh!
[ZAPPING]
Wah!
Djorgo!
SIR DJORGO: I'm all right.
Remember, don't open your eyes for more than 30 seconds.
OK. Oh, Hakka's behind you!
[SHOOTING]
Kugo, Hakka, stop this!
Stop your attack!
Shut up, you spoiled brat.
This face insulted me, now he's chickening out like the coward
he is-- the chicken of the sea.
No, he's not, Hakka!
What?
So you're on his side?
Oh!
No!
You've turned against me too, huh?
Fine. I'll rip you open.
SIR DJORGO: Wait, Hakka.
Don't do it.
Copper Missiles-- No.
I can't.
I can't murder my friend. -Ah!
Oh!
Hold it, Djorgo.
I'm in trouble.
I can't outrun the Starcrow.
JAN KUGO: Djorgo, I'll dust you up with my Crow Blaster.
Oh no.
30 seconds again.
I've got to lose him somehow.
JAN KUGO: Heh-heh I've got you on target.
Later, Djorgo.
Say your prayers and die. Die!
Kugo, don't!
No!
[BEEPING]
[SCREAMING]
My head!
Help! Ah!
Ow!
My skull!
Stop!
Look out, you crazy clown.
JAN KUGO: Woah!
Oh!
I am sorry, Kugo.
Huh?
What am I doing out here?
How did I--
SIR DJORGO: That headband shock brought
you out of your hypnotic state.
My telepathy finally snapped you out of it.
Thank goodness.
SIR DJORGO: Close your eyes. JAN KUGO: Why?
-Almost forgot. -I see.
I understand now.
If you don't look at the clouds for more than 30 seconds,
they won't affect you.
Right.
Let's get the heck out of this zone.
Starcrow!
That's 30 seconds. Hee-ya!
What now?
We'll re-dock with the Cosmos.
JAN KUGO: Whoa!
So you two are insulting me again?
I can't believe Hakka attacked us.
SIR DJORGO: You did the same thing a few minutes ago.
Really?
Did the princess see it, too?
Did she?
Were my eyes that bloody?
Yes, and you said mean things to her, calling her ugly.
No!
No way!
I could never say--
SIR DJORGO: You sure did.
Insulted her terribly.
Just awful.
Oh no.
I'm so ashamed.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean it.
I want to bury my face.
I've got to apologize to her.
I must.
I'll do it right now.
DON HAKKA: Hold it, buster.
Hologram on!
Play with my look-a-like for awhile.
Take this, you devil.
Bullseye, chump.
That wasn't very nice.
He blasted me in the chest and below the belt. Ouch!
Hakka Chains!
Hee-ya!
Ha!
Wah!
Dammit!
Argh!
-Kugo, you're back. -Heh.
Sorry I was so mean and nasty. -Mm.
Oh, forget it.
You are the best.
Quit chatting, and let's all get out of here, fast.
Where's Hakka?
Don't worry, he's a little preoccupied now.
We're blasting out of here.
Strap in.
We'll accelerate as fast as your body
can withstand it, Princess. -Ready.
Forward thrusters, go!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
You holding up OK?
Yeah, I'm all right.
Don't worry.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
They're escaping.
Pursue them!
Amplify the venom energy.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[HUMMING]
No! The rays are getting stronger.
Close your eyes.
Hm.
Oh no.
Only 20 seconds.
We gotta do something.
Hm.
Just how much longer should we keep
our eyes closed, huh, Djorgo?
Huh?
Oh, he's gone.
Wow.
There must be some evil mutants or aliens behind those rays.
I've got to stop them.
Starcopper, launch!
It is the cyborg unaffected by our ray.
Fire!
Hm? Oh!
So those are the mutants who tried to murder us.
Periscope, go!
Where are they?
Oh, there they are.
I've spotted them-- all three.
Where are those hypnotic rays coming from?
How are they fired?
Periscope, snap!
Oh, they're spider legs.
OK, I've only got 20 seconds to fight them.
Space [INAUDIBLE].
[SHOOTING]
Help!
Retreat!
Now I can squash those spiders.
Imbeciles!
Do not retreat.
Keep firing the venom rays!
So you're the boss.
Oh, no.
You repulsive monster, trying to break up our friendship?
I'll finish you.
AURORA (ON RADIO): Djorgo, don't!
Don't kill him.
Sorry, Princess.
This spider bugs me.
Djorgo, please don't.
OK, since you asked so nicely, and in such a sweet voice,
Princess, whatever you say.
Thank you, Djorgo.
If we let them live, they'll strike again.
Don't worry, I'll freeze those creepy crawlers
with my secret weapon.
Ice [INAUDIBLE]!
Ah! No!
Oh, I'm freezing.
Ah!
Woah!
I can't move.
SIR DJORGO: Nighty night.
Unpleasant dreams.
Your mind control tricks are put on ice for awhile.
[LAUGHING]
Arr!
So Hakka's a big, fat, dirty pig, huh?
A hog?
-Here goes. -Yow!
Hey! Leave me alone.
I'm hungry.
Ah!
Hey, even shock treatment won't work.
-It's his fat head. -Arr!
Fat head, huh?
Just because I'm big boned?
We could try it again.
I'll--
Hold it!
Kugo, please release him now.
You serious?
You're going to let him eat that?
Mm.
Just trust me.
What if he goes berserk again?
He won't. Here.
It's OK.
Eat as much as you want.
Hm? Hm?
Mm.
Yum, yum yum.
Hakka's worried you'll insult him again,
so to ease his mental state, you and Djorgo should be very--
Yeah, I get it.
Be very nice to him, right?
Mm.
Hey, pal. Bud.
Eat as much as you like.
It's cool.
Enjoy your tasty goodies.
Yeah, sorry we were rude.
Mm.
Thank you, dear friends. -Ah!
Look at his eyes!
He's back to normal.
These are terrific!
Mm mm mm mm!
[LAUGHING]
Oh, Djorgo, thank you!
You saved each one of us! -Right.
You broke the spiders' mind control!
Mm.
Oh, it was nothing.
My saltwater eyes protected me from the rays, that's all.
I was a lucky cyborg.
[LAUGHING]
[EXPLOSION] -Woah!
Oh!
[LAUGHING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]